Loosest Pussy or anus ever penetrated , your story post it.

[visage]

I never thought when I was younger. The odd stories friends would tell you , were possibly true.... Until.... I had sex with this chick and my dick could only feel two walls. Now mind you if you visualize your dick going into a vagina... You will understand you should be able to feel four walls around. Even though it is a circle. You can understand the right side of your dick is feeling a wall , along with the left , the top, and bottom. Well this chick I felt only two... It was like a barrren cave. The moment was so integral to me.... I figured I would share it. As it really made it a proven fact , those loose chicks you here about....Might actually be true... Having experienced this... I have concluded this chick having a natural birth of a child, might have affected this... Possibly prone to just have children with shooting them out like a rocket... I feel bad for whoever fucks this woman in the near future. Course for me this was 4 1/2 years ago. I am glad I have experienced it... I will be cautious on what single mother or married I fuck now... I got a buzz going, eagerly waiting until 9pm and then magic happens soon for me... SO post your story loose chicks need to be known. This bitch was named Chelle , watch out!!!! PS I wish I fucked her in the ass instead

[Langrisser]

straight to the cervix bros, no tread on the tires.... interesting phenomenon

[Uberthings]

lost my apetite

[Reapin]

http://files-cdn.formspring.me/photos/20120708/n4ffa19271137e.jpg

From a whore no less...

[visage]

http://files-cdn.formspring.me/photos/20120708/n4ffa19271137e.jpg

From a whore no less...

You post on every thread I create. I feel you want to blow me hard and lick all my semen off. You down?

[Reapin]

I click on every post here, unless it says gay porn inside.

And no I don't want you. I know you are lonely, but tone down the needy cock sucker routine. It is quite pathetic.

[visage]

I click on every post here, unless it says gay porn inside.

And no I don't want you. I know you are lonely, but tone down the needy cock sucker routine. It is quite pathetic.
Whast the fuck ever dude , why the fuck did you email me then asking to send you my gay porn vid link long before i even posted. your such a closested faggot. Get out of the closest dude god damn

[katrik]

I wish I fucked her in the ass instead

[Reapin]

Whast the fuck ever dude , why the fuck did you email me then asking to send you my gay porn vid link long before i even posted. your such a closested faggot. Get out of the closest dude god damn

I have nothing against gays, so calling me one has no effect. I went to Art School for 6 years and have met plenty of gay folks. I prefer lesbians, I guess because they are closer to guys but I have no hatred for "you people".

You are too insignificant to cause me to hate you. I just think you are pathetic and a low class cock sucking whore. Other than that I am sure you are a cool guy.

[visage]

I have nothing against gays, so calling me one has no effect. I went to Art School for 6 years and have met plenty of gay folks. I prefer lesbians, I guess because they are closer to guys but I have no hatred for "you people".

You are too insignificant to cause me to hate you. I just think you are pathetic and a low class cock sucking whore. Other than that I am sure you are a cool guy.

God your such a douche. You are not like your emails. Just trying to fuckin show off here on p99. You're lucky I am drunk right now. I would post your pics if I wasn't a sweetheart. God your lucky you have what I need, or I would embarass you further. Keep on pretending. At the end of the day

[Reapin]

One thing about gays, they tend to be liars.

[visage]

One thing about gays, they tend to be liars.

^^^ LOL

[Sidelle]

As it really made it a proven fact , those loose chicks you here about....Might actually be true... Having experienced this... I have concluded this chick having a natural birth of a child, might have affected this...

Don't assume all mothers have this problem because that's bullshit. Two words: Kegel exercises. Sounds like that particular girl you were with might not have listened to her ob/gyn and did her exercises. I was worried about having this problem so I made a point of doing exactly what my doctor said.

I can't believe my first post ever is about loose vaginas... :D



Sidelle
60 Assassin

[Ektar]

Join Date: Sep 2012
Posts: 0

story checks out

[visage]

Join Date: Sep 2012
Posts: 0

story checks out

Ektar on detective work. Here. Wtf is Kegal excersise anyway?

[Reapin]

Ektar on detective work. Here. Wtf is Kegal excersise anyway?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Kegel+exercises

[Sidelle]

Clenching and unclenching your angry vagina repeatedly like a fist. (Lol) We're all muscle down there and it needs exercise just like the rest of the body.

[visage]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Kegel+exercises

Thank you Brian. < 3

[visage]

Clenching and unclenching your angry vagina repeatedly like a fist. (Lol) We're all muscle down there and it needs exercise just like the rest of the body.

How strong can it get. I often find it erotic when a woman flexes down there while being inside her?

[Sidelle]

No idea how strong it can get. I just know that if you do them your man will never tell you it feels like throwing a hot dog down a hallway during sex. Plus, it makes it better for women too. That was enough info to get me to do them. :)

[visage]

No idea how strong it can get. I just know that if you do them your man will never tell you it feels like throwing a hot dog down a hallway during sex. Plus, it makes it better for women too. That was enough info to get me to do them. :)

I appreciate your insight on this. If I encounter this in the future I am glad I can reccomend a remedy for such things.

[Sidelle]

No problem, happy to help.

[katrik]

Most of the women I slept with were in high school/early college.. so they were all pretty tight.. I have no fun stories to share. Period sex, however, is fucking disgusting.

[Hasbinbad]

Don't assume all mothers have this problem because that's bullshit. Two words: Kegel exercises. Sounds like that particular girl you were with might not have listened to her ob/gyn and did her exercises. I was worried about having this problem so I made a point of doing exactly what my doctor said.

I can't believe my first post ever is about loose vaginas... :D



Sidelle
60 Assassin
Hello miss Assassin, nice to meet you, my name is Hasbinbad, and I am an upstanding member of the community.

[Hasbinbad]

Also, kegeling is NOT just for women. I kegel all the time. It is properly flexion of the sphincter muscle, which is largely the same in men and women, structurally speaking (tho different in many specifics). For men and women, regular kegeling can increase the tone of the anal sphincter, which can be healthful in that the anal sphincter often loses tone later in life, leading to anal leakage. This is also absolutely true of bladder control. In fact, the way most men are introduced to kegeling (because "flex the muscles at the floor of your pelvix" isn't very helpful) is telling them to "stop the stream" with no hands. That is the correct group of muscles when you're "doing it right. For womens health, this muscle is one which contributes to overall vaginal tone, which is sort of the point of mentioning it, so I'll move on. For mens health, kegeling can increase "control" when you're intimate by giving you an actual muscle to flex to stop "it" from happening, before the point of no return. it can also increase the vigor of your erection. a good excersize for the adventurous and strength-oriented man is to practice lifting a washcloth with your erection, hands free. to increase weight, wet the washcloth .. rest, as with all lifting, is especially important when working out your sphincter group.

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[Hasbinbad]

oh also kegeling can make the tops happier for the same reason it makes new dads happier, which is useful for katrik and visage and perhaps others in this group.

[Sidelle]

Hello miss Assassin, nice to meet you, my name is Hasbinbad, and I am an upstanding member of the community.

Hello there. :) Yep, I've seen your posts a lot. I am such a lurker here til today. Nice to meet you too.

[Ektar]

are you supposed to suspend it with an erect penis, or attempt to lift it in the act of erecting?

[Hasbinbad]

Hello there. :) Yep, I've seen your posts a lot. I am such a lurker here til today. Nice to meet you too.
We should hang out "for coffee" sometime if you happen to live in the united states i could take the greyhound if u have a place for me to stay.

[Hasbinbad]

are you supposed to suspend it with an erect penis, or attempt to lift it in the act of erecting?
both actually, lifting is a different exercise from "holding it up," and they both contribute.

[Sidelle]

Also, kegeling is NOT just for women. I kegel all the time. It is properly flexion of the sphincter muscle, which is largely the same in men and women, structurally speaking (tho different in many specifics). For men and women, regular kegeling can increase the tone of the anal sphincter, which can be healthful in that the anal sphincter often loses tone later in life, leading to anal leakage. This is also absolutely true of bladder control. In fact, the way most men are introduced to kegeling (because "flex the muscles at the floor of your pelvix" isn't very helpful) is telling them to "stop the stream" with no hands. That is the correct group of muscles when you're "doing it right. For womens health, this muscle is one which contributes to overall vaginal tone, which is sort of the point of mentioning it, so I'll move on. For mens health, kegeling can increase "control" when you're intimate by giving you an actual muscle to flex to stop "it" from happening, before the point of no return. it can also increase the vigor of your erection. a good excersize for the adventurous and strength-oriented man is to practice lifting a washcloth with your erection, hands free. to increase weight, wet the washcloth .. rest, as with all lifting, is especially important when working out your sphincter group.

this message has been approved by hbb.

Well this is interesting stuff. I didn't know Kegels could help men too. The washcloth thing kinda gave me a mental picture that made me laugh, but I can see where it would be beneficial.

[Hasbinbad]

are you supposed to suspend it with an erect penis, or attempt to lift it in the act of erecting?
wait no, not like "as you're getting an erection," but once you have one, you know how you can flex 'it' up so 'it' jumps? do reps of that with a wet rag to weight it down .. you don't ever need more weight than that, just do more reps, but make sure you rest for like 2 days between

[Hasbinbad]

Well this is interesting stuff. I didn't know Kegels could help men too. The washcloth thing kinda gave me a mental picture that made me laugh, but I can see where it would be beneficial.
I am a healthcare professional and a sexual guide to many, so I feel somewhat free to express myself in mediums where others may feel trepidations.

[visage]

I am a healthcare professional and a sexual guide to many, so I feel somewhat free to express myself in mediums where others may feel trepidations.

Hbb has been kegeling his asshole since 1999, shits classic

[Sidelle]

We should hang out "for coffee" sometime if you happen to live in the united states i could take the greyhound if u have a place for me to stay.

Yeah, that'll happen.....

[mtb tripper]

aye, once I found me a crow squaw up in the mountains, she be looser than a mules rear end

[Ektar]

I hung out with hbb for coffee back when we met in 09 it was the greatest p99 experience of my life recommend A+ would do again

[Hasbinbad]

Yeah, that'll happen.....
Well if you change your mind I am always available for any and all of your "going out for coffee" needs, and until that day I hope that our exchanges are at least as pleasant as this one.

[gotrocks]

so much to respond to here.

on the subject of giving birth, my ex had two of my kids, first time we waited about 3 or 4 weeks after baby was born and she was still tight, second baby we had sex maybe a day and a half after she shot the sucker out and she was all normal on all sides. I should note that this girl was very serious about her kegels long before she was pregnant, and could squeeze so hard it would hurt prior to giving birth. she had to be careful while cumming or she'd have torn my dick off during sex.

kegels help for men, too, though hbb has already gone into far more detail than i'd ever care to =P

and lastly, for you visage, the only loose snatch i've ever thrown my hotdog down was also the only 'big girl' i ever slept with. she was probably ~200ish+ lbs and i feel like that affected my vagina experience with her. She was a virgin, too. was tight the first time but lost feeling after that. Hadn't slept with a girl over 130 before that or since, so i have no additional data to support fat = loose.

also, hbb smooth as fuck in here today

[Daldolma]

so much to respond to here.

on the subject of giving birth, my ex had two of my kids, first time we waited about 3 or 4 weeks after baby was born and she was still tight, second baby we had sex maybe a day and a half after she shot the sucker out and she was all normal on all sides. I should note that this girl was very serious about her kegels long before she was pregnant, and could squeeze so hard it would hurt prior to giving birth. she had to be careful while cumming or she'd have torn my dick off during sex.

kegels help for men, too, though hbb has already gone into far more detail than i'd ever care to =P

and lastly, for you visage, the only loose snatch i've ever thrown my hotdog down was also the only 'big girl' i ever slept with. she was probably ~200ish+ lbs and i feel like that affected my vagina experience with her. She was a virgin, too. was tight the first time but lost feeling after that. Hadn't slept with a girl over 130 before that or since, so i have no additional data to support fat = loose.

also, hbb smooth as fuck in here today

rofl a+ phrasing

[visage]

so much to respond to here.

on the subject of giving birth, my ex had two of my kids, first time we waited about 3 or 4 weeks after baby was born and she was still tight, second baby we had sex maybe a day and a half after she shot the sucker out and she was all normal on all sides. I should note that this girl was very serious about her kegels long before she was pregnant, and could squeeze so hard it would hurt prior to giving birth. she had to be careful while cumming or she'd have torn my dick off during sex.

kegels help for men, too, though hbb has already gone into far more detail than i'd ever care to =P

and lastly, for you visage, the only loose snatch i've ever thrown my hotdog down was also the only 'big girl' i ever slept with. she was probably ~200ish+ lbs and i feel like that affected my vagina experience with her. She was a virgin, too. was tight the first time but lost feeling after that. Hadn't slept with a girl over 130 before that or since, so i have no additional data to support fat = loose.

also, hbb smooth as fuck in here today
I am proud of you my son. Fattest girl I ever nailed was 160 she had huge breast though. Although my main attraction is the face first, second ass. I find some woman with a lil fat have bigger asses

[gotrocks]

I am proud of you my son. Fattest girl I ever nailed was 160 she had huge breast though. Although my main attraction is the face first, second ass. I find some woman with a lil fat have bigger asses

nothing wrong with the bigger ladies, just not my cup of tea. was in a weird place in my life when i took that plunge and i ended up trying to break it off with her while sleeping with 2 other girls. fortunately, she was the only one who exploded in the end. last time i sleep with a virgin.

face first, ass/tits second. used be a huge ass guy until i started dating a pair of perfect 36 D's and realized tits are amazing, too.

@daldoma lol i thought it was funny too

[Hasbinbad]

so much to respond to here.

on the subject of giving birth, my ex had two of my kids, first time we waited about 3 or 4 weeks after baby was born and she was still tight, second baby we had sex maybe a day and a half after she shot the sucker out and she was all normal on all sides. I should note that this girl was very serious about her kegels long before she was pregnant, and could squeeze so hard it would hurt prior to giving birth. she had to be careful while cumming or she'd have torn my dick off during sex.

kegels help for men, too, though hbb has already gone into far more detail than i'd ever care to =P

and lastly, for you visage, the only loose snatch i've ever thrown my hotdog down was also the only 'big girl' i ever slept with. she was probably ~200ish+ lbs and i feel like that affected my vagina experience with her. She was a virgin, too. was tight the first time but lost feeling after that. Hadn't slept with a girl over 130 before that or since, so i have no additional data to support fat = loose.

also, hbb smooth as fuck in here today
Another quality post from a quality poster.

[gotrocks]

you only sayin that cause i read your poetry

[Hasbinbad]

Do you ever use hard drugs?
Are you crazy?
Do you have any diseases?
Are you disgusted by my naked body?

if yes to any, not my type.

[Cecily]

Check
Check
No
Maybe

[Ryba]

Everyone here who associates isometric butt clenches with responsible orifice maintenance is only slightly more informed than the cavernous vagoo that slept with visage. Seriously, I've never seen anyone give themselves so much credit for sitting in a chair.

Go put a barbell on your back and squat weight that is heavy for you. At the bottom of a squat you are in full Valsalva, which by itself is sphincter-challenging feat. Seal your throat and try to exhale: that thoracic pressure building up locks your abdomen and pelvis into balance against your spinal erectors so you don't fold like a lawn chair at the bottom of the descent. At the bottom, you bounce slightly off your hamstrings, but the rest of the work is squeezing your ass and lumbar musculature against weight it is unaccustomed to. The concentric half of one properly weighted squat is going to do more for your sloppy anus than any amount of butt yoga.

And don't have sex with fat people unless you have to. People consuming more than they can actually make use of is the reason for [recession; terrorism; Bush; Obama; 9/11; Mr. Roger's death; Arab Spring; 3D television]. Don't send them signals that they are good enough the way they are.

[getsome]

to the op. sounds like she should have got an episiotomy during child birth.

[this user was banned]

LOTS of virgins in this thread

[Hasbinbad]

Everyone here who associates isometric butt clenches with responsible orifice maintenance is only slightly more informed than the cavernous vagoo that slept with visage. Seriously, I've never seen anyone give themselves so much credit for sitting in a chair.
Bro. Lifting wet rags with your dick is still lifting. How much do u bench?

[Ektar]

damn the picture of me max benching is gone. who removes photos from facebook. seriously

[Ryba]

I've never seen anyone give themselves so much credit for sitting in a chair.


I take that back. This forum is founded on people awarding themselves ego points for chair-based accomplishments.

And to hbb: I can dong-press a completely saturated beach towel for 5 sets of 12. Here is me doing some hypertrophic squat sets the other day.

http://i.imgur.com/TjbOVvY.jpg (http://imgur.com/TjbOVvY)

[Hasbinbad]

I take that back. This forum is founded on people awarding themselves ego points for chair-based accomplishments.

And to hbb: I can dong-press a completely saturated beach towel for 5 sets of 12. Here is me doing some hypertrophic squat sets the other day.

http://i.imgur.com/TjbOVvY.jpg (http://imgur.com/TjbOVvY)
damn bro, would you like to "get coffee" sometime?

[Ahldagor]

that ass gotta be like a vice

[Bodeanicus]

One thing about gays, they tend to be liars.

One thing about Reapin, he really, really thinks about dudes sucking dick. A lot.

[r00t]

if this was a tight pussy competition id have a really good shot. I put some hurtin on those bitches

[Ahldagor]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1401895/idiocracy-bang-o.gif