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r00t
06-15-2013, 06:17 PM
...and I don't recycle.

There are a few reasons for my lifestyle choice


Convenience. No dishes or nothing, just throw in the trash
No fluoride to touch my teeth for 2 seconds and rot my brain and other organs for 8 hours.
Pisses off hippies, and all hippies are commies


my personal impact is so trivial that i dont care about the future when Im worm food. Plus, a little paper and plastic literally isn't doing any harm. Just taking up space but i again do not care

r00t
06-15-2013, 06:18 PM
I take the 5 cent hit on every bottle as a "fuck hippies tax". It's glorious

Rellapse19
06-15-2013, 06:19 PM
ya fuk it who cares

r00t
06-15-2013, 06:19 PM
the tax is basically like welfare for them since picking bottles out of trash cans is how hippies make a living

Rellapse19
06-15-2013, 06:22 PM
When we get done shitting up this planet, we will just find a new one to shit up. So who gives a fuk.. I try and hit every sign I pass with my 20oz coke or my budlight.

Rellapse19
06-15-2013, 06:24 PM
When I pass all the inmates picking up trash on the side of the road, I dump out all my ashtrays while passing them. Gives them more time outside the jail n shit.

r00t
06-15-2013, 06:27 PM
me and my pot smokin pals are still on a perpetual mission to hotbox the earth

one of my friends currently has a pre-smogger diesel that legally shoots black chemical clouds of death that engulf the entire neighborhood and knock birds from flight. Even though it only gets like 5 miles per gallon its our main transportation

Rellapse19
06-15-2013, 06:32 PM
I go into woman's public restrooms and piss all over the seats of the toliets.

r00t
06-15-2013, 06:34 PM
as for me I have a quite fuel economic vehicle but to get around this I generally drive the tin can with the accelerator floored to 117mph (unfortunately computer capped and too lazy to crack it)

Rellapse19
06-15-2013, 06:44 PM
only way to roll is

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v484/dwerrell/101_3421.jpg

Thulack
06-15-2013, 06:50 PM
I use plastic plates,cups,utensils,bowls because i hate doing dishes. I recycle though :)

Daldolma
06-15-2013, 07:07 PM
global warming a hoax any cot damn way

Alawen
06-15-2013, 07:11 PM
Don't worry, I'll pick up the slack for you. I compost and recycle and my main means of transport are my feet and bicycle. I'm also in better shape than you are at twice your age and I make a hell of a lot more money per hour than you ever will.

Enjoy your fast food and cigarettes.

Thulack
06-15-2013, 07:13 PM
Don't worry, I'll pick up the slack for you. I compost and recycle and my main means of transport are my feet and bicycle. I'm also in better shape than you are at twice your age and I make a hell of a lot more money per hour than you ever will.

Enjoy your fast food and cigarettes.

You do realize some people are happy not having a lot of money and possessions.

Rellapse19
06-15-2013, 07:16 PM
You do realize some people are happy not having a lot of money and possessions.

as you can see by his bitter post it took him 50 yrs to figure that out

Daldolma
06-15-2013, 07:19 PM
alawen not making that much, more an insult to minimum wagers

Alawen
06-15-2013, 07:19 PM
You do realize some people are happy not having a lot of money and possessions.

I'm not a materialist. Did you miss the part about not having a car? I'm going to buy a new computer this year for the first time since 2004. My reference to income was in response to Naez commenting on unemployed hippies. I work about ten hours a week and spend the rest of my time taking classes and making art.

Rellapse19
06-15-2013, 07:23 PM
Alawen claims he is the richest ,smartest,fittest person around here (all stuff he said just today) but yet he posts on a 14 yr old games forums every day all day and looks like a giant penis in RL that doesn't get laid.

r00t
06-15-2013, 07:29 PM
My dick is bigger and I probably make more than him anyway :)

Alawen
06-15-2013, 07:30 PM
Oh, I highly doubt I am the richest. I have a high hourly wage, but I value freedom very highly. I'm probably not the fittest, either, depending on how you define that. I have a runner build and my legs are way more developed than my upper body.

Smart is the hardest thing of all to define, especially when two people are in the same range. It's obvious when someone is way less intelligent, though.

Getting laid is easy and not a test of anything except minimal social skills.

r00t
06-15-2013, 07:36 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/p480x480/528280_10200231762569604_239364671_n.jpg

bubur
06-15-2013, 08:36 PM
still blue, looks fine to me

Jenithia
06-16-2013, 11:16 PM
Has nothing to do with recycling but wanted since we're confessing stuff...why not.

Last week I watched "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?" In the scene where Gilbert goes off the deep end and roughs up Arnie, I felt such joy that I cheered. I felt like Arnie had it coming.

Barkingturtle
06-16-2013, 11:32 PM
I felt like Arnie had it coming.

I felt the same way during that one scene in Basketball Diaries. Ain't sorry, neither.

kingsBlend
06-17-2013, 12:09 AM
http://www.onepennysheet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/storyimages_pollution.jpg

Kagatob
06-17-2013, 12:10 AM
http://www.onepennysheet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/storyimages_pollution.jpg

Water vapor?

visage
06-17-2013, 05:00 AM
Oh, I highly doubt I am the richest. I have a high hourly wage, but I value freedom very highly. I'm probably not the fittest, either, depending on how you define that. I have a runner build and my legs are way more developed than my upper body.

Smart is the hardest thing of all to define, especially when two people are in the same range. It's obvious when someone is way less intelligent, though.

Getting laid is easy and not a test of anything except minimal social skills.

Define easy? You realize your preaching this statement to a sea of virgins and fatties? Getting laid to you may not be a test of anything. To people with high standards in woman and/or men. It can be quite a challenge and not easy. Like your statement above... It's obvious when someone has less sucess in high valued woman

Joroz
06-17-2013, 04:46 PM
...and I don't recycle.

There are a few reasons for my lifestyle choice


Convenience. No dishes or nothing, just throw in the trash
No fluoride to touch my teeth for 2 seconds and rot my brain and other organs for 8 hours.
Pisses off hippies, and all hippies are commies


my personal impact is so trivial that i dont care about the future when Im worm food. Plus, a little paper and plastic literally isn't doing any harm. Just taking up space but i again do not care

our trash today will eventually become mined as resources in the future...

mtb tripper
06-17-2013, 05:06 PM
http://www.onepennysheet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/storyimages_pollution.jpg

industrialization, oxygen deprivation, hey lil ***** why not make a run to the station

Autotune
06-17-2013, 05:24 PM
Well, getting laid isn't hard.

Any nerd could do it, but you probably won't enjoy looking at what you're fucking.


So Alawen not only recycles and shit, but he also fucks the unfuckable women. Truly a nice guy all around. Doing God's work and shit.

Pringles
06-17-2013, 05:45 PM
Plates, and new plastic bottles break down so quickly now, who really cares? New plastic bottles are made from plants and deteriorate quickly.

radditsu
06-17-2013, 08:28 PM
Well, getting laid isn't hard.

Any nerd could do it, but you probably won't enjoy looking at what you're fucking.


So Alawen not only recycles and shit, but he also fucks the unfuckable women. Truly a nice guy all around. Doing God's work and shit.

I rode some big roller coasters when times were lean.

Here is a secret folks: It takes a little bit of self confidence and the ability to hide your complete and utter ineptitude for one to three dates. Look good, smell good, and be a fucking human. Learn a joke. This is coming from a guy who has zero ability to read body cues.

I've fucked at LEAST twice...with the two kids and all.

Hailto
06-17-2013, 08:47 PM
You and alawen should go out for a beer, i bet in reality you would be good pals

Grahm
06-17-2013, 10:51 PM
Naezs' threads are really becoming a big hit

Kagatob
06-17-2013, 11:30 PM
Naezs' threads are really becoming a big hit

Less because of Naez and more because HBB went down to one thread every other day for the past week.

r00t
06-18-2013, 12:03 AM
my threads are doin iron man #'s and idc anymore

Grahm
06-18-2013, 05:31 PM
naez is that your family if your gif?

r00t
06-18-2013, 07:05 PM
no my sisters a vagatarian

Clark
06-19-2013, 05:10 AM
only way to roll is

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v484/dwerrell/101_3421.jpg

lol what on earth is that, didn't know people did this kinda stuff

r00t
06-19-2013, 02:30 PM
we use red dye fuel for on-road escapades

first offense only $1000 fine #yolo