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r00t
06-11-2013, 03:51 PM
Title says it all. I have never dated any mammal i usually end up dating craigslist BBWs and they are fascinating deep individuals. I would love to meet a nice gamer girl to drink/smoke trees and relax with while we hack EQ. I live in California and would be willing to walk or catch a bus to see if we can kindle some kind of romance.

Please post your tits and your age and location below and lets see if we can give romance a shot. Also, please remember that you aren't dating Naez the famous player, I am a schizophrenic sociopath and alcoholic that lets my online fame affect my ego outside of the forums/EQ.

Thanks for reading and hopefully we can meet up for some sex and conversation.

Arch Mega Lich Naez Butt++ the Warlock of Discord
Alawen
06-11-2013, 04:06 PM
First time I have ever rated five stars on a Naez thread. This makes me question everything I thought I knew about OP. Best option: regard all Naez posts as postmodern performance art.
Strifer
06-11-2013, 06:46 PM
http://www.signsfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/everquest.jpg
quido
06-11-2013, 06:55 PM
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quido
06-11-2013, 06:56 PM
damn it
kotton05
06-11-2013, 07:01 PM
damn it

I hate it when that happens too
Cecily
06-11-2013, 07:25 PM
I could probably handle a schizophrenic gaming alcoholic sociopath BF if I got to live in Cali. I want to go back there so bad.
r00t
06-11-2013, 07:43 PM
;)
r00t
06-11-2013, 09:04 PM
I have a reddit dedicated to my cat

http://www.reddit.com/user/sugarmcfluffkins
r00t
06-11-2013, 09:12 PM
that helps my chances right
Nirgon
06-11-2013, 09:15 PM
Rellapse that shit is real gross boy
Hasbinbad
06-12-2013, 02:29 AM
I could probably handle a schizophrenic gaming alcoholic sociopath BF if I got to live in Cali. I want to go back there so bad.
would you pay rent? cooooooz .. i can make this happen for you.
Hasbinbad
06-12-2013, 02:31 AM
i cook, clean, provide stimulating conversation, and give amazing oral.
Bardalicious
06-12-2013, 02:31 AM
ya I mean who wouldn't want some of this

http://i.imgur.com/acA5w.png
Bardalicious
06-12-2013, 02:38 AM
no u
Alawen
06-12-2013, 10:08 AM
ya I mean who wouldn't want some of this

http://i.imgur.com/acA5w.png

Drinking red wine out of a champagne coupe is barbaric.