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Pico
05-25-2013, 09:20 PM
well not so much of a bandaid as a cotton swab saran wrapped around my scrotom. i was trimming the area with a rusty scissors for the next time i have sex (never hopefully) and i sliced into the flesh causing notable bleeding. anyways this has completely ruined my plans to install lawn gnomes in my garden this weekend

please share ur stories of pubic hair removal
Truth
05-25-2013, 09:35 PM
one drunken night i was a lil careless wit the zipper didnt realize teh next day til blood stained boxers and a gash on my penis. it started growing a blister thing so i popped it and it came back and then it was a staph infection and thy were gonna amputate but i was like naw naw and then it went away
YendorLootmonkey
05-25-2013, 09:56 PM
http://i.imgur.com/vFY4VyW.jpg

A relevant FB post from one of my friends I had to comment on.
katrik
05-25-2013, 10:11 PM
Some of the final treatments of laser hair removal were the most painful. Ive had my whole bikini area done.. and they really blast the shit out of you.. red bumps all over for a week.. ouch ouch ouch.
Truth
05-25-2013, 10:52 PM
a/s/l
Tasslehofp99
05-25-2013, 10:54 PM
Some of the final treatments of laser hair removal were the most painful. Ive had my whole bikini area done.. and they really blast the shit out of you.. red bumps all over for a week.. ouch ouch ouch.

Lol is that permanent? Seems extreme!
Bazia
05-25-2013, 10:57 PM
my dick got shot off in the war
Itap
05-25-2013, 10:57 PM
a/s/l

You dont wanna know bro, trust me
Tasslehofp99
05-25-2013, 10:58 PM
my dick got shot off in the war

Pretty sure hitler had one of his nuts shot off, could just be making that up though.
Bazia
05-25-2013, 11:02 PM
its memorial day weekend

send me weed in mail as reparations
Tasslehofp99
05-25-2013, 11:02 PM
Told you: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3481932/Nazi-leader-Hitler-really-did-have-only-one-ball.html
katrik
05-25-2013, 11:39 PM
Lol is that permanent? Seems extreme!

Yep.. costs $$$ tho
katrik
05-25-2013, 11:46 PM
a/s/l

25/TRANNYLICIOUS/GA

BEST LOOKIN TRANNY ON THE BOX.
http://i.imgur.com/6w4heUU.jpg

UMAD
Hasbinbad
05-26-2013, 12:13 AM
i'd fuck
Tasslehofp99
05-26-2013, 06:49 AM
Hmmm
Hasbinbad
05-26-2013, 09:44 AM
Hmmm
you know you'd let him lick it.. don't lie.
Truth
05-26-2013, 12:35 PM
long as nothin pokes me in the eye i can pretend
Alawen
05-26-2013, 01:17 PM
Is Hasbinbad bisexual?

I don't think so. I think he's just slutty.
Hasbinbad
05-26-2013, 07:31 PM
Is Hasbinbad bisexual?

I don't think so. I think he's just slutty.
Wait it's not gay if he's transgender right?
Hasbinbad
05-26-2013, 07:44 PM
Coz that's what this one transgender dude told me and if that's not true then..
katrik
05-26-2013, 08:54 PM
Hasbin confirmed not gay. I'm only date straight guys anyway.. Most of em don't care
Hasbinbad
05-26-2013, 09:04 PM
There you have it. Proof that I'm not gay.
Hailto
05-26-2013, 10:17 PM
It's only gay if balls touch.
Hasbinbad
05-26-2013, 10:23 PM
It's only gay if balls touch.
What if you make eye contact?
Hailto
05-27-2013, 02:15 AM
What if you make eye contact?

Making eye contact while balls touch is like dividing by zero.