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GODPARTICLE
05-23-2013, 04:27 PM
On Saturday, May 19, 2013, multiple radar pulses and HAARP type scalar/ring outbreaks were detected on satellite.

GODPARTICLE
05-23-2013, 04:28 PM
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3uhrm7/

Tiggles
05-23-2013, 04:38 PM
Fuck me, I know I need to spend lest time on /r/conspiracy when I read this and think it might be legit.

Good work GP this is a good thread.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Frequency_Active_Auroral_Research_Program

Hitchens
05-23-2013, 04:39 PM
HAARP is so secretive they give tours of the facility in the summer.

GODPARTICLE
05-23-2013, 04:43 PM
then why they wouldnt let jesse ventura in on his tv show?

Hurley
05-23-2013, 05:13 PM
then why they wouldnt let jesse ventura in on his tv show?

because it was jesse ventura

smokemon
05-23-2013, 06:37 PM
TERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNADERRRRRRRRRRRRRRS!



http://www.nykola.com/images/jesse-ventura1.jpg

KessonDaslef
05-23-2013, 11:40 PM
"What makes HAARP susceptible to conspiracy criticism is simple. The facility doesn't open its doors in the same way as other federally-funded research facilities around the country, and it doesn't go to great efforts to explain the importance of its research to the public." -Austin Baird

Nothing fishy going on at all!

Gaffin Deeppockets
05-23-2013, 11:47 PM
Im not really into conspiracy theory bullshit, but HAARP is a bit creepy. That's alot of power of mass destruction in control.

KessonDaslef
05-23-2013, 11:57 PM
A good conspiracy is an unprovable one.

Skywarp
05-26-2013, 06:06 PM
The GOP FOX news propaganda machine is convincing everyone on the planet that every happening in America is a White House scandal. In all fairness. If Benghazi is a so called scandal or whatever they can come up with, then what the fuck do you call what went down in the Clinton years. A case of poor judgement? Republicans keep each other gas'd the fuck up on fumes of their own farts lately. I disbanded that blowbag guild and went independent.

Bodeanicus
05-26-2013, 07:20 PM
Benghazi isn't a scandal? Lol what would you call it, then?

Standard occupational hazards of the fucking job. Consulate employees in hostile countries die all the fucking time.

Consulate attacks during Bush Jr.'s administration:

January 22, 2002. Calcutta, India. Gunmen associated with Harkat-ul-Jihad al-Islami attack the U.S. Consulate. Five people are killed.

June 14, 2002. Karachi, Pakistan. Suicide bomber connected with al Qaeda attacks the U.S. Consulate, killing 12 and injuring 51.

October 12, 2002. Denpasar, Indonesia. U.S. diplomatic offices bombed as part of a string of "Bali Bombings." No fatalities.

February 28, 2003. Islamabad, Pakistan. Several gunmen fire upon the U.S. Embassy. Two people are killed.

May 12, 2003. Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. Armed al Qaeda terrorists storm the diplomatic compound, killing 36 people including nine Americans. The assailants committed suicide by detonating a truck bomb.

July 30, 2004. Tashkent, Uzbekistan. A suicide bomber from the Islamic Movement of Uzbekistan attacks the U.S. Embassy, killing two people.

December 6, 2004. Jeddah, Saudi Arabia. Al Qaeda terrorists storm the U.S. Consulate and occupy the perimeter wall. Nine people are killed.

March 2, 2006. Karachi, Pakistan again. Suicide bomber attacks the U.S. Consulate killing four people, including U.S. diplomat David Foy who was directly targeted by the attackers. (I wonder if Lindsey Graham or Fox News would even recognize the name "David Foy." This is the third Karachi terrorist attack in four years on what's considered American soil.)

September 12, 2006. Damascus, Syria. Four armed gunmen shouting "Allahu akbar" storm the U.S. Embassy using grenades, automatic weapons, a car bomb and a truck bomb. Four people are killed, 13 are wounded.

January 12, 2007. Athens, Greece. Members of a Greek terrorist group called the Revolutionary Struggle fire a rocket-propelled grenade at the U.S. Embassy. No fatalities.

March 18, 2008. Sana'a, Yemen. Members of the al-Qaeda-linked Islamic Jihad of Yemen fire a mortar at the U.S. Embassy. The shot misses the embassy, but hits nearby school killing two.

July 9, 2008. Istanbul, Turkey. Four armed terrorists attack the U.S. Consulate. Six people are killed.

September 17, 2008. Sana'a, Yemen. Terrorists dressed as military officials attack the U.S. Embassy with an arsenal of weapons including RPGs and detonate two car bombs. Sixteen people are killed, including an American student and her husband (they had been married for three weeks when the attack occurred). This is the second attack on this embassy in seven months.

You won't hear Ms. Graham talking about those, though.

Bodeanicus
05-26-2013, 08:24 PM
So telling everyone "all available resources were used as they became available" is the same as "JSOC telling units ready to respond immediately, to stand down"?

Thank God we have old faggots like you to decipher this complicated code.

First of all, I can smell your pussy. Wash it.

Secondly, what the fuck are you talking about?

K|mm Barely
05-26-2013, 09:04 PM
http://www.visualwalkthroughs.com/deadrising/case8/20.jpg

Nirgon
05-26-2013, 10:29 PM
THE GOVERNMENT IS SENDING ITS ATTACK DRONES AND TORNADOES TO GET US

Bunch of fuckin' nut jobs

stonez138
05-26-2013, 11:26 PM
I get the feeling the op somehow believes climate change is fake yet believes the government can control the weather. Am I wrong?

KessonDaslef
05-27-2013, 02:44 AM
"Beneath the broad tide of human history, there flow the stealthy undercurrents of the secret societies, which frequently determine in the depths the changes that take place upon the surface." -Edward Waite

Hasbinbad
05-27-2013, 11:06 AM
He believes there's a secret society controlling the world, too.
Yes but that's true.

Hasbinbad
05-27-2013, 11:07 AM
"Beneath the broad tide of human history, there flow the stealthy undercurrents of the secret societies, which frequently determine in the depths the changes that take place upon the surface." -Edward Waite
You gonna read my tarot cards next?

stonez138
05-27-2013, 12:32 PM
He believes there's a secret society controlling the world, too.

Must be the worst kept secret since George Michael came out of the closet.

hatelore
05-27-2013, 02:01 PM
First of all, I can smell your pussy. Wash it.

Secondly, what the fuck are you talking about?

^ Hey look kids, its another one of those idiots that voted for Obama. Calling Bengazi nothing more then an occupational hazard that went wrong really sort of makes you look stupid. After all the evidence regarding it has been pretty public later.

radditsu
05-28-2013, 08:54 AM
Must be the worst kept secret since George Michael came out of the closet.

I thought he was with his cousin? Didn't he bang that Ann chick before Gob did?


http://www.crushable.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/George-Michael-Bluth-from-Arrested-Development-posters-Michael-Cera.jpeg

this user was banned
05-28-2013, 09:45 AM
The only thing in this thread that doesn't suck:

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Skywarp
05-29-2013, 04:30 PM
56 attacks went down in the bush years on American soil. 7 of those on Iraqi soil at the Embassy. 7 thousand US soldiers dead in 10 years chasing 1 man and the monster known as terror. Not the golem from fear.

Benghazi is so important why? Becease the Kool Aid party pays your politicians along with
the corps that put them in office to make it an issue.

Fucking morons need to fact check the check book. Americans got so pumped up chunking rocks at the black guy in the white house the last 5 years while slurping Romney flavored semen cocktails they ignored the other shit that went down and other shit going on around them. So when people say Obama is bad or sucks. Please, enlighten the rest of how bad he is compared to the guys who came before him.

hatelore
05-29-2013, 04:38 PM
Its not about the guy before him. Don't be a pussy and bring up the past, we live here, in the now... Not the past. And Bengazi is important for several reasons. Plus, who the hell watches fox news nowadays? Get with the times. Obama sucks, you are just too far in denial to admit it to yourself.

Kagatob
05-29-2013, 04:41 PM
^ You just proved the point of the guy you quoted bro.

Kagatob
05-29-2013, 04:42 PM
Quoted. Replied to. I'm splitting hairs.

hatelore
05-29-2013, 04:44 PM
I r confused. But okay.

Hitchens
05-29-2013, 04:46 PM
Protect yourself from HAARP rays with this fashionable headgear:

http://i.imgur.com/CGEIO7A.jpg

Skywarp
05-29-2013, 05:43 PM
Actually Hatelore, it's because of the shit from a previous administration is why were getting stuffed economically. One of the worst recessions in history, housing bubble burst, bank bailouts, 10 years of war and all before Jan 2009 the date our new president swore in, It takes more than 1 hour of patching to fix a destroyed economic structure like america. It takes years You can thank your Savior John Boehner and his Holy Father Mitch " I filibustered myself" McConnell for our current deadlock in the congress and the senate. They have tried to repeal Obamacare 37 times instead of fixing the national debt. Go fuck yourself you word of mouth republican. Fact check your shit before you spit out of the side of your neck.

stonez138
05-29-2013, 06:42 PM
And Bengazi is important for several reasons. Plus, who the hell watches fox news nowadays?

For what reason other then the right wing propaganda machine keeps saying so?

It's tragic but not shocking that Americans were killed in a lawless country that had it's government overthrown within a year of the attack. Not to mention that country was Libya, a country we've had terrible relations with since the 80's if not prior.

stonez138
05-29-2013, 06:44 PM
Its not about the guy before him. Don't be a pussy and bring up the past, we live here, in the now... Not the past.

This statement seems to be celebrate ignorance in general or an ignorance of history. Not sure which one.

Hitchens
05-29-2013, 06:47 PM
Hillary 2016

Get mad.

Duie
05-29-2013, 08:51 PM
For what reason other then the right wing propaganda machine keeps saying so?

It's tragic but not shocking that Americans were killed in a lawless country that had it's government overthrown within a year of the attack. Not to mention that country was Libya, a country we've had terrible relations with since the 80's if not prior.

for no other reason than If the president "went to bed" as he claims to have done, then he did not do his job ........For only the president has the authority to call in the help that we now know was on an airfield 200 miles away, waiting for the green lite..



:Tinfoil Hat Alert:
IMO somewhere down the road , we are gonna find out that this government was running guns through that Embassy and a terrorist attack was just too good of a crisis to let go to waste.......


As far as Bush Jr... name anyone of those attack during his presidency(or any other president for that mater)where the military was told to stand down. We had the assets in place, We knew an attack was imminent and yet even when it was going on, Our Government did not respond to at least try to save those American lives . So yes, I find Benghazi a big deal and I would find it as such no mater who was in the whitehouse