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Nuk3Afr1ca
05-15-2013, 11:21 AM
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/5/10/1368193540786/Sad-couple-010.jpg


My boyfriend says my vagina is repulsive

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2013/may/12/boyfriend-says-my-vagina-is-repulsive


I am only aroused by images of women engaged in anal sex

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2012/feb/26/aroused-images-women-anal-sex?INTCMP=ILCNETTXT3487


My partner won't use sex toys to pleasure me anally

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2013/apr/08/partner-refuses-to-anally-pleasure-me


I insist my girlfriend wears a celebrity mask when we have sex

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2013/feb/25/girlfriend-wears-celebrity-mask-sex
GODPARTICLE
05-15-2013, 11:40 AM
They're just more open about sex in Europe because communism preaches godlessness.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marxist%E2%80%92Leninist_atheism
Miller
05-15-2013, 01:06 PM
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/5/10/1368193540786/Sad-couple-010.jpg


My boyfriend says my vagina is repulsive

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2013/may/12/boyfriend-says-my-vagina-is-repulsive


I am only aroused by images of women engaged in anal sex

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2012/feb/26/aroused-images-women-anal-sex?INTCMP=ILCNETTXT3487

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My partner won't use sex toys to pleasure me anally

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2013/apr/08/partner-refuses-to-anally-pleasure-me


I insist my girlfriend wears a celebrity mask when we have sex

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2013/feb/25/girlfriend-wears-celebrity-mask-sex