batshit crazy

[Hasbinbad]

https://www.facebook.com/amysbakingco

i lol'd

[Hasbinbad]

http://www.yelp.com/biz/amys-baking-company-scottsdale

[Hasbinbad]

My husband's family lives in AZ and we went there when visiting them. It was a terrible and surreal experience.

The restaurant was empty; we were the only people in there. A waitress came over quickly, she was friendly and took our drink orders right away. We were advised not to get the pizza by the rest of the family, so most of us ordered a variety of burger.

We got no food for around 40 minutes. In that time, we heard what I can only describe as a medley of horrors come from the kitchen. First we heard screaming...a lot of screaming. Then we heard soft crying, then some odd creaking as though someone were rocking themselves back and forth. Finally we heard some manic laughter, followed by what I assume to be plates breaking.

After 40 minutes or so, our waitress finally came out, but with only one burger. She said it was the only one we would be receiving. I noticed the burger had a ring of french fries around it in a circular pattern, and then leading up off the plate. I asked the waitress if this was normal, and she replied that she was being ordered to tell us to choke on our NOOSE burger. I asked if this was a joke, and she shook her head no and said she was sorry. She didn't even charge us for the meal, so hurray!

[Messianic]

This is almost to the realm where i'm doubting whether someone created a faux facebook page or hacked their page somehow. This is unbelievably epic.

[feanan]

No, that is not a hacked facebook page.

This place was last weeks episode of kitchen nightmare. This couple is unbelievable.

[Hasbinbad]

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[Hasbinbad]

i had no idea this was a kitchen nightmare thing..

this is fucking hilarious

[Hasbinbad]

apparently this woman is wanted for fraud or something too? roooooofl~!

[Nihilist_santa]

This cracked article I read awhile back says that almost all of the restaurants on Kitchen Nightmares go out of business after the show haha.

http://www.cracked.com/article_20299_5-depressing-realities-behind-popular-reality-tv-shows.html

[Rhambuk]

This cracked article I read awhile back says that almost all of the restaurants on Kitchen Nightmares go out of business after the show haha.

http://www.cracked.com/article_20299_5-depressing-realities-behind-popular-reality-tv-shows.html

who the hell is gonna go to a restaurant after that?

[kenzar]

This cracked article I read awhile back says that almost all of the restaurants on Kitchen Nightmares go out of business after the show haha.


relevant - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1NfWIaYed8

[Hasbinbad]

holy fuck this is the first time ramsay ever walked away from a restaurant.. i had no idea till i just watched that shit hahahaha

[Strifer]

I've been following this since the episode was on youtube from canada, which is currently locked but they finally made it so we can watch in america.

I'm 100% behind the fact that this place has to be a front for something. Also, how we haven't heard any investigations go off about them illegally collecting servers tips is mindblowing.

[joppykid]

That shit is unreal. They must play MMO's at night with that social ability they have.

[joppykid]

That shit is unreal. They must play MMO's at night with that social ability they have. They'd lead the shit out of some raids.

[joppykid]

lol forgot this was rnf. oops.

[Strifer]

That shit is unreal. They must play MMO's at night with that social ability they have.

TWIST: This is Zeelot and his wife.

[joppykid]

lol

[Heebee]

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Yep, I watched this on last week's episode - fucking HILARIOUS.

[Lojik]

lol....I just watched this then saw the title of this thread and figured it was about these two. Apparently their pastries are bought elsewhere and passed off as they're own as well.

I don't think you'd want to draw attention to your business if it's just a front for something, I think these people just have mental issues like aspergers or something.

[Kassel]

seems like one big troll, least i hope so lol.

[Kagatob]

I know a girl exactly like the crazy lady. She wants to open a cake shop. :eek:

[Glitterati]

Gordon Ramsay gets me hot

[EnnoiaII]

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Holy. Fucking. Shit. Wife and I aren't completely caught up with Kitchen Nightmares yet...this will be the next one we watch. Just watch the first 5 minutes to see what the big deal was...WOW!! I want to watch it RIGHT NOW but she's asleep and I can't watch it without her!

[kenzar]

Holy. Fucking. Shit. Wife and I aren't completely caught up with Kitchen Nightmares yet...this will be the next one we watch. Just watch the first 5 minutes to see what the big deal was...WOW!! I want to watch it RIGHT NOW but she's asleep and I can't watch it without her!

Wake her up with some Felosofum and get to it! It's really lulzy

[kenzar]

Filosofem :/

[Kagatob]

Also of note she's a total gold-digging cunt. 'they' didn't sink a million dollars into anything. He sunk a million dollars into his plaything's plaything.

[Phats]

It's all staged. Not that the dramatic music and shit in between every edited, dramatic scene didn't give it away.

Reality TV is destroying the fucking country.

[GODPARTICLE]

lol'd and watched all that

[joppykid]

I just watched the whole episode and it's really suspicious to me that we didn't see her making any of those pastries and desserts. That stuff takes long hours and is usually done really early in the morning before the kitchen heats up, especially in hot Arizona, frosting, butter cream and fondant melt easily, sweet doughs get messed up etc... and those two seemed to arrive late. I wonder if the pastries were "homemade" just like the ravioli was.

It's been established now they buy all pastries from Walmart and sell them at a higher price. True story and pretty fuckin hilarious.

[GODPARTICLE]

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[Phats]

they add the music after in post production. You think they Que up some dramatic music as Gordon sits down to try the food or something?
LOL

I agree and hate fake ass reality shows but these two have been in the news before for going crazy. They have a fucked up yelp and facebook page. This wasn't fake.

I understand the process of sugar coating these shitty shows with music etc. I know they don't do it while filming (obvious)

Keep drinking that cool-aid brah.

[Strifer]

im all for trolling and all for fun but these folks need help... like serious mental therapy

[Phats]

im all for trolling and all for fun but these folks need help... like serious mental therapy

[Kagatob]

He's not the crazy one, he is an asshole though, she's the psychopath, he's just enabling.

[Clark]

this is GOLD

[Clark]

she is a freaking witch

[nilbog]

That was amazing.

[Massive Marc]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/this-is-the-most-epic-brand-meltdown-on-facebook-ever

[letsallkillandy]

That was amazing.

[Smedy]

No, that is not a hacked facebook page.

This place was last weeks episode of kitchen nightmare. This couple is unbelievable.

i was lolling hard when i watched this episode, god damn she was beyond delusional and the guy not any better

will be trollin that facebook for reals dawg

[Visual]

Good shit. I might have to pay them a visit. Definitely won't be ordering any food

[lilyanna]

OMG she is one crazy lady !

[lilyanna]

you 2 favor

Lol funny man :p

[quido]

http://courses.washington.edu/englhtml/engl564/images/oswald_inajam.jpg

[Rhambuk]

lol that picture jeremy, that picture is great

[Rhambuk]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/this-is-the-most-epic-brand-meltdown-on-facebook-ever

She is a true christian.

[EnnoiaII]

Good shit. I might have to pay them a visit. Definitely won't be ordering any food

OMG try to get a video of it if you go there! That would be fucking magic!

[Rhambuk]

OMG try to get a video of it if you go there! That would be fucking magic!

Troll her p99 style, make her madbro

[kotton05]

I bet she doesn't even lift

[Hasbinbad]

I think (god forgive me) dredge is probably right.

A LOT of fucking people trolling these people right now and as such any information is suspect.

I am going to go ahead and bet a dollar that ramsay was not served and subsequently impressed by anything from walmart.

[Lojik]

I think (god forgive me) dredge is probably right.

A LOT of fucking people trolling these people right now and as such any information is suspect.

I am going to go ahead and bet a dollar that ramsay was not served and subsequently impressed by anything from walmart.

Again pretty sure I read somewhere that the desserts were made by another company (whether its in town I don't know.)

From watching the show it looked like Ramsay did not try the desserts, only mentioned that they look amazing and asked Amy if any of it was store bought, to which she replied no.

[GODPARTICLE]

didn get it 9:35 is when shit is still somewhat normal

[Nune]

This cracked article I read awhile back says that almost all of the restaurants on Kitchen Nightmares go out of business after the show haha.

http://www.cracked.com/article_20299_5-depressing-realities-behind-popular-reality-tv-shows.html

He redid a rib place up in Roseland, a drive through town between my city and the MI border. Closed about 6 months after he was there

[Hasbinbad]

Again pretty sure I read somewhere that the desserts were made by another company (whether its in town I don't know.)

From watching the show it looked like Ramsay did not try the desserts, only mentioned that they look amazing and asked Amy if any of it was store bought, to which she replied no.
he clearly eats and is clearly impressed by the desserts in the episode, you obviously skimmed / are lying.

[Hasbinbad]

That says somethings different that what you're saying it says which made me say "Hmmm" in derision when you said what you're saying it says.

[Hasbinbad]

I am *not* saying that what it says is not ridiculous, I'm just saying it says something that is ridiculous for a different reason than the reason you're saying it was ridiculous for.

[Hasbinbad]

even if dregde loses weight, he will still be a fat fuck: discuss.

[Rhambuk]

fuck all of you and your autoplay bullshit

[Hasbinbad]

rogean will probably disable embedding because of this

[Recycled Children]

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[Lojik]

he clearly eats and is clearly impressed by the desserts in the episode, you obviously skimmed / are lying.

I must have missed it. I was probably paying too much attention to how crazy they are.

[Stibe]

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Lul

[Hasbinbad]

so why did you quote it twice on another thread?
because i want rogean to disable embedding

[Massive Marc]

It looks like Gordon Ramsey may have inadvertently exposed a loan fraud ring:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/702743/posts

http://www.plainsite.org/flashlight/case.html?id=20189

Since the melt down, basement dwellers around the world have been uncovering dirt on this chick. Looks like more still to come..

[JonathanHancock]

Madd respect for Ramsay -- he's up there with the old-school, Japanese Iron Chefs in my book.

Anyone who's worked in the industry knows that a personality like his is damn near REQUIRED to be successful. It's amazing tho -- these nutjobs actually made Ramsay look POLITE AND RESERVED by comparison hahahaha

[EnnoiaII]

Madd respect for Ramsay -- he's up there with the old-school, Japanese Iron Chefs in my book.

Anyone who's worked in the industry knows that a personality like his is damn near REQUIRED to be successful. It's amazing tho -- these nutjobs actually made Ramsay look POLITE AND RESERVED by comparison hahahaha

Ramsay is probably the most successful chef in the world. He doesn't even cook anymore, he's a consult.

[JonathanHancock]

rogean will probably disable embedding because of this

I hope so.

Annoying as fuck

[Kagatob]

"I seriously don't see why everyone is so tough on this restaurant. I got speedy and friendly service, the food was delicious, the atmosphere was amazing, and the prices were very competitive. Maybe it really depends on where you sit in the restaurant.

If you head outside and dine in the section on the far south side of the patio right under the Pita Jungle sign I think you'll really be able to bask in all the glory this restaurant has to offer. They even have a secret menu that allows you to order gyros and hummus. The best part about this special area of ABC is that you can avoid the section where THE OWNERS STEAL THE GOD DAMN TIPS FROM THEIR EMPLOYEES.

You may be God's child Amy but even the best parents need to hand a beating down every once in a while when their kids do something stupid like crash the car, get arrested, or STEAL THE GOD DAMN TIPS FROM THEIR WAIT STAFF.

I did go up to the place today to leave a $20 tip for a couple waters but they had closed their doors. Some nice old bag outside was there defending them and said they were simply misunderstood because Sammy and Amy pay their slaves $8 an hour instead of the $3 that Arizona allows. Wow. So sweet. But wait...that doesn't matter if you STEAL THEIR GOD DAMN TIPS!"

I lol'd.

[Ahldagor]

holy-christ-rapers that was good.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder