I'm having a shit day...

[Strifer]

someone tell me a joke pls i need a laugh.

[Hasbinbad]

^fat

[Strifer]

^fat

okay that made me giggle

[katrik]

A little racist for my tastes, but made me lol:

What do you call the Mexican Phone Company..?

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......

Taco Bell.

lol.

[nuglord]

cheer up bud, tomomrow is another day

[zanderklocke]

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop.
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Dr Dre

[Rhambuk]

A little racist for my tastes, but made me lol:
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How can a black lady tell when she's pregnant?
She pulls out her tampon and all the cotton has been picked off of it

[Bardalicious]

Why do black people stink?




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So blind people can hate them too.

[Hasbinbad]

All the actual stupidity in the world and you are reduced to race jokes?

[Lron]

You are probably gay and haven't admitted it to yourself and this is causing unneeded feelings of self loathing. Come out of the closet as relapse did and see your life blossom.

[Lron]

Hasbingayallhislife was in the same predicament.

[Hasbinbad]

Lron I'll tag your butthole bro, let's talk about it. Do you prefer lotion or lube?

[Graahle]

Lron I'll tag your butthole bro, let's talk about it. Do you prefer lotion or lube?

Okay, you gotta admit "hasbingayallhislife" was pretty hilarious and I don't even have anything against you.

[Hasbinbad]

hasbinXYZ jokes stale for me now, i invented that joke after all .. like 8 years ago .. even p99 is new compared to this name and persona

[Hasbinbad]

My favorite was hasbinladen

[Bubbles]

Q: What do Mariah Carey and Mercedes Benz have in common?


A: They're both the preferred ride of the entire east coast rap community.

[Strifer]

thanks for the jokes guys so i wanted to share my appreciation via song.

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[katrik]

Lron I'll tag your butthole bro, let's talk about it. Do you prefer lotion or lube?

Lotion? Ouch.

[Autotune]

hasbinXYZ jokes stale for me now, i invented that joke after all .. like 8 years ago .. even p99 is new compared to this name and persona

They aren't funny if you can't thread tag them imo.

[Autotune]

Q: What do Mariah Carey and Mercedes Benz have in common?


A: They're both the preferred ride of the entire east coast rap community.

Win.