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Shannacore
04-27-2013, 08:46 PM
Context: I posted a photo today of some of my family hanging out in the ocean. He made a sorta rude comment, as he usually does on my Facebook posts, and I wasn't in the mood to deal with it so I derreted him from my friends list. He apparently got a lil' butthurt and sent me this:
http://i.imgur.com/Tx2ftm2.png
Virtually everything in his message is incorrect, then blocks me so I can't even reply? I've always tried to give him the benefit of the doubt, because I genuinely didn't think he was nutso/bipolar/plagued by misfirings in his brain. Not so sure anymore.
~the end~
Tiggles
04-27-2013, 08:55 PM
He's just being catty
Shannacore
04-27-2013, 09:03 PM
He's just being catty
Not sure why though! We never really talked on Facebook, dunno why got got so butthurt over me removing him.
OMGWTF420
04-27-2013, 09:14 PM
first world problems
Glitch
04-27-2013, 09:16 PM
someooooneee liiiiiikkeessss youuuuuu
47shadesofgay
04-27-2013, 09:17 PM
nutso/bipolar/plagued by misfirings in his brain.
I've found the answer.
Ephirith
04-27-2013, 09:24 PM
people still use facebook?
Shannacore
04-27-2013, 09:27 PM
people still use facebook?
Where else (Besides Twitter) would I post all of my Instagrams?????
Barkingturtle
04-27-2013, 09:32 PM
people still use facebook?
I still play EverQuest, for fuck's sake.
Where else (Besides Twitter) would I post all of my Instagrams?????
LiveJournal, imo.
Rhambuk
04-27-2013, 10:23 PM
Banhammer on shannacore incoming!
Nivar Quartz
04-27-2013, 10:30 PM
I still play EverQuest, for fuck's sake.
LiveJournal, imo.
QFT
getsome
04-27-2013, 10:31 PM
Who the fuck uses their avatar name for Facebook. If that's his real name then that probable explains a lot.
Glitch
04-27-2013, 11:18 PM
Who the fuck uses their avatar name for Facebook. If that's his real name then that probable explains a lot.
can't tell if trolling
Autotune
04-27-2013, 11:31 PM
can't tell if trolling
Pheer
04-27-2013, 11:38 PM
Wait is does uthgaard still have gm powers? The answer to this question will determine my response to this thread
getsome
04-27-2013, 11:43 PM
Wait is does uthgaard still have gm powers? The answer to this question will determine my response to this thread
No, he got the boot.
Mortiiss
04-27-2013, 11:45 PM
RL info post. Ban.
Pheer
04-27-2013, 11:47 PM
No, he got the boot.
i wonder if it had anything to do with borderline sociopathic outbursts like this
Urkel
04-28-2013, 12:12 AM
Diiid I doo thaaat??
Rhambuk
04-28-2013, 12:59 AM
Diiid I doo thaaat??
rofl love the avatar. you need a gif of the urkel dance for a sig.
radditsu
04-28-2013, 01:08 AM
Idle hands spend time at the genitals. And you know how much god hates that.
Jesus Christ, 75% of you have completely blurred the line between EQ and RL.
Black Jesus
04-28-2013, 01:45 AM
Not sure why though! We never really talked on Facebook, dunno why got got so butthurt over me removing him.
yea right when i had a fb he replied to literally everything u posted so I thought he was like ur rl friend til I saw him postin on abacab's shit too was like ??????
and now my life has hit a new low
Rhambuk
04-28-2013, 07:21 AM
Idle hands spend time at the genitals. And you know how much god hates that.
Good Ol' Drippy
Shannacore
04-28-2013, 10:08 AM
yea right when i had a fb he replied to literally everything u posted so I thought he was like ur rl friend til I saw him postin on abacab's shit too was like ??????
and now my life has hit a new low
Just because he posted on all my shit doesn't mean we talked!
Rhambuk
04-28-2013, 10:17 AM
Just because he posted on all my shit doesn't mean we talked!
it just means he stalked the shit out of you, very creepy...
Bodeanicus
04-28-2013, 10:39 AM
Jesus Christ, 75% of you have completely blurred the line between EQ and RL.
This is their real life. Witness the dozens of 12+ pages of:
"You cheat!"
"No, you cheat!"
"Pay attention to me!"
"No, pay attention to ME!"
Doors
04-28-2013, 11:18 AM
Way to be a class act and put this in RnF on these boards.
Swish
04-28-2013, 11:19 AM
Maybe that profile isn't the real Uthgaard.........?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/85/ManWearingTinFoilHat.jpg
getsome
04-28-2013, 11:38 AM
Way to be a class act and put this in RnF on these boards.
Hey rmter, how is the search for a manastone going.
http://i41.tinypic.com/335fwir.jpg
bluejam
04-28-2013, 12:47 PM
lol @ the fact that most of TMO think that this guy should be in a position of authority on the server
Of course they do. It's not like they didn't benefit from his crusade against TR/IB.
Shannacore
04-28-2013, 01:04 PM
Hey rmter, how is the search for a manastone going.
http://i41.tinypic.com/335fwir.jpg
Hahahaha.
quido
04-28-2013, 01:04 PM
take a hike, Sharon
Black Jesus
04-28-2013, 01:34 PM
ill fuck the down outta u
Doors
04-28-2013, 02:59 PM
I have no shame bro.
Stinkum
04-28-2013, 03:02 PM
I don't see anything wrong with Uthgaard's post. All your threads are just you shamelesssly bragging about some miniscule purchase or event in your life.
Some people really need to put the social media away because it's embarrassing.
Mortiiss
04-28-2013, 03:06 PM
I don't see anything wrong with Uthgaard's post. All your threads are just you shamelesssly bragging about some miniscule purchase or event in your life.
Some people really need to put the social media away because it's embarrassing.
She's really important.
OforOppression
04-28-2013, 03:09 PM
dave wildner rmts yall
Apostle
04-28-2013, 03:23 PM
sounds like TMO when they arent giving the truth about their guild chat
Shannacore
04-28-2013, 03:59 PM
I don't see anything wrong with Uthgaard's post. All your threads are just you shamelesssly bragging about some miniscule purchase or event in your life.
Some people really need to put the social media away because it's embarrassing.
I did get a new computer recently!!! And a promotion at work!!!! And probably some other great stuff has happened!!!!!!!!!
arsenalpow
04-28-2013, 04:21 PM
I have no shame bro.
doors raises an important question
quido
04-28-2013, 04:28 PM
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Raije
04-28-2013, 04:28 PM
Can you be useful and shut up and show us your tits?
Black Jesus
04-28-2013, 04:52 PM
my life has spiraled out of control and I am circling the drain
Misto
04-28-2013, 05:00 PM
In other news I'm quitting my shitty IT job and becoming a mechanic or mig / tig welder. Hope I last the month and don't kill myself from the mind crippling / eye raping boredom that is my fuzzy grey cubicle wall.
Hailto
04-28-2013, 05:01 PM
my life has spiraled out of control and I am circling the drain
Stop drinking.
Misto
04-28-2013, 05:01 PM
Man vs Wall
Misto
04-28-2013, 05:02 PM
I did get a new computer recently!!! And a promotion at work!!!! And probably some other great stuff has happened!!!!!!!!!
You didn't have sex with me. So your life can't be that great.
Zing.
azxten
04-29-2013, 01:00 AM
Posting in an Uthgaard hate thread.
I was banned for about 6 months because I called Uthgaard a homosexual in RnF for personally insulting me on forums when I was arguing with Nilbog about changs to Druid DS.
He broke forum/server rules by personally attacking me, then when I responded in kind on forums I got an in game ban.
I just like to remind people of this bullshit occasionally. Also witnessed at least 2 other people get unjustified bans from Uthgaard with zero doubt it was unjustified as I saw everything happen.
The funny part to me is that months before I was banned by Uthgaard I had sent Nilbog a PM telling him he should remove Uthgaard as a GM and restrict him to dev work as he was unfairly banning people and severely drunk with power.
Yes.. Uthgaard was drunk with power by being a GM on an emulated server.
Autotune
04-29-2013, 01:04 AM
I did get a new computer recently!!! And a promotion at work!!!! And probably some other great stuff has happened!!!!!!!!!
I talked to a girl
then went to the gym
then ate a steak with a baked potato on the side
followed up by jerking off in the shower
then a nice long nap
all before 3pm
Stinkum
04-29-2013, 01:04 AM
Tralina should make a status about the fact that she's gained over 100 lbs in the last year.
Now that's an accomplishment.
Loly Taa
04-29-2013, 01:05 AM
Context: I posted a photo today of some of my family hanging out in the ocean. He made a sorta rude comment, as he usually does on my Facebook posts, and I wasn't in the mood to deal with it so I derreted him from my friends list. He apparently got a lil' butthurt and sent me this:
http://i.imgur.com/Tx2ftm2.png
Virtually everything in his message is incorrect, then blocks me so I can't even reply? I've always tried to give him the benefit of the doubt, because I genuinely didn't think he was nutso/bipolar/plagued by misfirings in his brain. Not so sure anymore.
~the end~
I thought you were fucking dead or gone irl, are you SERIOUSLY still here?
fuck's sake. NOBODY cares Shan
Tiggles
04-29-2013, 01:06 AM
Posting in an Uthgaard hate thread.
I was banned for about 6 months because I called Uthgaard a homosexual in RnF for personally insulting me on forums when I was arguing with Nilbog about changs to Druid DS.
He broke forum/server rules by personally attacking me, then when I responded in kind on forums I got an in game ban.
I just like to remind people of this bullshit occasionally. Also witnessed at least 2 other people get unjustified bans from Uthgaard with zero doubt it was unjustified as I saw everything happen.
The funny part to me is that months before I was banned by Uthgaard I had sent Nilbog a PM telling him he should remove Uthgaard as a GM and restrict him to dev work as he was unfairly banning people and severely drunk with power.
Yes.. Uthgaard was drunk with power by being a GM on an emulated server.
No one cares.
This thread is for known RNF personalities
Tell us more about your day Tralina?
azxten
04-29-2013, 01:08 AM
No one cares.
You cared enough to respond obese.
Loly Taa
04-29-2013, 01:16 AM
You cared enough to respond obese.
Such a silly response.
Auvdar
04-29-2013, 01:20 AM
Such a silly response.
In such a silly thread.
Pheer
04-29-2013, 01:51 AM
Such a silly response.
silly; adjective: quoting yourself in your own sig
Eashan3.0
04-29-2013, 02:03 AM
HI Shan....... long time no hear! I hope all is well in NM Gratz on New Promotion and computer
OforOppression
04-29-2013, 02:13 AM
rnf celebrity thread?
Kimm Barely
04-29-2013, 02:51 AM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxtp9eNmIr1qi494to1_500.gif
Clark
04-29-2013, 02:56 AM
Maybe that profile isn't the real Uthgaard.........?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/85/ManWearingTinFoilHat.jpg
LOL
Stinkum
04-29-2013, 03:06 AM
HI Shan....... long time no hear! Gratz on the 100 lbs you put on
fiegi 6.5
04-29-2013, 03:29 AM
some good reading in this thread
Smedy
04-29-2013, 04:23 AM
Tralina should make a status about the fact that she's gained over 100 lbs in the last year.
Now that's an accomplishment.
This is revelant to my interests, where's the before and after
Rhambuk
04-29-2013, 08:39 AM
I talked to a girl
then went to the gym
then ate a steak with a baked potato on the side
followed up by jerking off in the shower
then a nice long nap
all before 3pm
Successful day in my book
Shannacore
04-29-2013, 08:50 AM
No one cares.
This thread is for known RNF personalities
Tell us more about your day Tralina?
Well, I'm sitting at the airport on about two hours of sleep trying to figure out if I'm massively hungover or still drunk. I'm a lil' grumpy, but excited to get home.
Bodeanicus
04-29-2013, 09:07 AM
Tralina should make a status about the fact that she's gained over 100 lbs in the last year.
Now that's an accomplishment.
Them wetbacks like their women fluffy, you know.
radditsu
04-29-2013, 09:08 AM
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gotrocks
04-29-2013, 10:14 AM
does seem a little bipolar to respond that way.
also, radditsu's new sig is all win.
47shadesofgay
04-29-2013, 10:28 AM
This is revelant to my interests, where's the before and after
Before.. look@ her avatar. After: http://boingboing.net/2012/07/16/breaking-bad-season-5-xeni-ai.html
She's the one in blue.
Would still bone. No shame.
radditsu
04-29-2013, 10:32 AM
does seem a little bipolar to respond that way.
also, radditsu's new sig is all win.
Sa da tay!
radditsu
04-29-2013, 10:36 AM
Before.. look@ her avatar. After: http://boingboing.net/2012/07/16/breaking-bad-season-5-xeni-ai.html
She's the one in blue.
Would still bone. No shame.
Young internet detective!
I bet i could get those digits. Since Tiggles ain't giving up amelinda's number to me I may try...
47shadesofgay
04-29-2013, 10:37 AM
Young internet detective!
I bet i could get those digits. Since Tiggles ain't giving up amelinda's number to me I may try...
As much as I would love to take credit, she posted that somewhere in Off-Topic herself.
It's also the first link when you Google "shanna breaking bad".
radditsu
04-29-2013, 10:44 AM
As much as I would love to take credit, she posted that somewhere in Off-Topic herself.
It's also the first link when you Google "shanna breaking bad".
Because that is something I would actually google. I seriously want to do some Estalking.
My websites are logged at work bro....by me...and I can clear it...
Nevermind! E-stalking here I come!
47shadesofgay
04-29-2013, 10:50 AM
I can show you the world..
radditsu
04-29-2013, 10:53 AM
I can show you the world..
Show me:
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OforOppression
04-29-2013, 11:22 AM
shes still da gorl
bluejam
04-29-2013, 12:30 PM
http://www.lifefitness.com/static/cms_workspace/products/home/cardio/treadmills/F1_SmartTreadmill-Hero.png
Kruel
04-29-2013, 12:49 PM
If your going to post here, take the avatar with the 4 year old picture down. Use a recent picture... this is false advertising.
Also... stop eatting so damn much.. maybe your BF wont say you are fat but its the truth.. Get the fuck up and run or jog.. Also is your BF coming over tomorrow to cut my lawn... its getting long...
Stinkum
04-29-2013, 12:52 PM
People who are the most unhappy with their lives are usually the ones who try the hardest to make their lives seem ~AWESOME~ on social media. And don't tell me you're happy because gaining 100 lbs in the span of a year is the #1 sign of depression.
TL;DR Stop Facebooking and eating your feelings and get in therapy/on a treadmill.
gotrocks
04-29-2013, 12:55 PM
Fellas, fellas.
Some of you are forgetting something really important here.
Big girls need love, and there are guys out there who love big girls.
I know, its hard to believe, but there are men out there who prefer their women at 180+.
i don't know why this is, but it's a fact. We all just need to come to terms with the fact that big girls need big love from guys who love big girls (who are themselves usually thin as a rail, how does any of those make sense?)
Kimm Barely
04-29-2013, 12:58 PM
a 6 [tops] posting on a nerd forum getting lots of attention for low self esteem issues
shits classic
http://i.imgur.com/41uDnt5.jpg
Stinkum
04-29-2013, 12:59 PM
Fair enough but she has an avatar from 4 chins ago.
Stinkum
04-29-2013, 12:59 PM
^ in response to
Fellas, fellas.
Some of you are forgetting something really important here.
Big girls need love, and there are guys out there who love big girls.
I know, its hard to believe, but there are men out there who prefer their women at 180+.
i don't know why this is, but it's a fact. We all just need to come to terms with the fact that big girls need big love from guys who love big girls (who are themselves usually thin as a rail, how does any of those make sense?)
Rhambuk
04-29-2013, 01:03 PM
Kimm the pain...the pain in my head....
I must roll red to kill you for causing me such pain!
doraf
04-29-2013, 01:11 PM
HI Shan....... long time no hear! I hope all is well in NM Gratz on New Promotion and computer
And this is exactly why mediocre women will continue to post their boring lives on Facebook for all to read. Guys like Eashan will always give them validation.
doraf
04-29-2013, 01:12 PM
a 6 [tops] posting on a nerd forum getting lots of attention for low self esteem issues
shits classic
http://i.imgur.com/41uDnt5.jpg
Is that Amalinda?
Rhambuk
04-29-2013, 01:14 PM
http://kittycatcaroline.tumblr.com/post/21894976221
Rhambuk
04-29-2013, 01:15 PM
Failinkage
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m34chd9ulV1r5nekno1_500.jpg
Stinkum
04-29-2013, 01:21 PM
ROFL Rham. From Rocko, right?
Rhambuk
04-29-2013, 01:28 PM
ROFL Rham. From Rocko, right?
haha Hel yea
Shannacore
04-29-2013, 01:40 PM
This thread took a good turn, pretty pleased with it.
Can we get back on topic though, fellas? This thread is about Uthgaard!
Strifer
04-29-2013, 01:53 PM
This thread took a good turn, pretty pleased with it.
Can we get back on topic though, fellas? This thread is about Uthgaard!
sry too busy making fun of dredge in other thread
feanan
04-29-2013, 01:56 PM
This thread took a good turn, pretty pleased with it.
Can we get back on topic though, fellas? This thread is about Uthgaard!
I HIGHLY doubt you are pleased with everyone commenting on how fat you've gotten.
But, yeah, if you run away now, they know they've gotten to you.
Doubt you'll be able to swing it back to the Uthgaard angle though.
Enygma
04-29-2013, 02:18 PM
This thread took a good turn, pretty pleased with it.
Can we get back on topic though, fellas? This thread is about Uthgaard!
Uthgaard rules... first to stand up to corruption on P99... thankfully Sirken has followed suit.
TEAM UTHGAARD 4 LIFE.
Die in a car fire Trollina.
radditsu
04-29-2013, 02:21 PM
a 6 [tops] posting on a nerd forum getting lots of attention for low self esteem issues
shits classic
http://i.imgur.com/41uDnt5.jpg
I'd wreck that stinky mess omg.
Strifer
04-29-2013, 02:26 PM
I'd wreck that stinky mess omg.
I don't see how its that bad really.
overall:
http://i.imgur.com/ZbZlCgw.gif
Ephirith
04-29-2013, 02:35 PM
I'd wreck that stinky mess omg.
You may have something here. A bit like this multiplied by 10:
http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/2976/jiggly.gif (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/842/jiggly.gif/)
Slap the meat and ride the wave in.
quido
04-29-2013, 02:37 PM
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radditsu
04-29-2013, 02:44 PM
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I like you Gerome
Black Jesus
04-29-2013, 04:08 PM
I would willingly impregnate any of the p99 princesses
I am not kidding. hmu
Black Jesus
04-29-2013, 04:18 PM
oh but thats because my goal in life is to start as many families as possible (and not finish them)
tbh tho I can't wait to beat my future wife and kids
47shadesofgay
04-29-2013, 04:19 PM
oh but thats because my goal in life is to start as many families as possible (and not finish them)
tbh tho I can't wait to beat my future wife and kids
http://themysticalorder.net/phpBB3/application.php
Raavak
04-29-2013, 04:21 PM
Well, I'm sitting at the airport on about two hours of sleep trying to figure out if I'm massively hungover or still drunk.The answer to that is in the airport bar, because if you drink some more your dilemma is gone.
Black Jesus
04-29-2013, 04:30 PM
I always drink when i fly cuz my ear canals get totally fucked and I have a painful stroke then cant hear for 3 days
doraf
04-29-2013, 05:42 PM
oh but thats because my goal in life is to start as many families as possible (and not finish them)
tbh tho I can't wait to beat my future wife and kids
http://themysticalorder.net/phpBB3/application.php
LMFAO
Raavak
04-29-2013, 05:47 PM
http://www.gdriveurl.com/?idl=913672720628&out=1
kotton05
04-29-2013, 05:49 PM
oh but thats because my goal in life is to start as many families as possible (and not finish them)
tbh tho I can't wait to beat my future wife and kids
a mixture of chris brown and George foreman i picture you as black jesus
Raavak
04-29-2013, 05:50 PM
http://www.gdriveurl.com/?idl=213672721770&out=1
Shannacore
04-29-2013, 06:02 PM
I HIGHLY doubt you are pleased with everyone commenting on how fat you've gotten.
But, yeah, if you run away now, they know they've gotten to you.
Doubt you'll be able to swing it back to the Uthgaard angle though.
Oh noes, random people on the internet may not be not like me, what ever will I dooooooo
Shannacore
04-29-2013, 06:04 PM
Oh noes, random people on the internet may not be not like me, what ever will I dooooooo
*may not like me
Whoops
TotallyLegit
04-29-2013, 06:04 PM
Oh noes, random people on the internet may not be not like me, what ever will I dooooooo
I'll take "Start Another Thread" for $400, Chuck.
Rhambuk
04-29-2013, 06:09 PM
The answer to that is in the airport bar, because if you drink some more your dilemma is gone.
Hey bro did you end up ripping yo teef outcha hed?
if so how did it go and what was the method.
Hope your pain is lessened at least...
Kimm Barely
04-29-2013, 07:02 PM
http://i.imgur.com/mL5dUKd.jpg
Rhambuk
04-29-2013, 07:44 PM
http://i.imgur.com/mL5dUKd.jpg
That girl sitting in the background must be sopping wet..
Black Jesus
04-29-2013, 07:45 PM
looks 13 yrs old curled up in the fetal position afraid of getting raped by those brony pedophiles
Black Jesus
04-29-2013, 07:46 PM
the amount of assburgers in 1 photo is overwhelming
Rhambuk
04-29-2013, 07:47 PM
Hey bro did you end up ripping yo teef outcha hed?
if so how did it go and what was the method.
Hope your pain is lessened at least...
Quoted the wrong post, was meant for black jesus
gotrocks
04-29-2013, 07:59 PM
strifer cracking me the fuck up today all up and down the boards
Kimm Barely
04-29-2013, 08:05 PM
http://i.imgur.com/cDnFR0E.jpg
Kimm Barely
04-29-2013, 08:06 PM
http://i.imgur.com/e2LLQhA.jpg
Kimm Barely
04-29-2013, 08:13 PM
http://i.imgur.com/8Ed3p8d.jpg
gotrocks
04-29-2013, 08:14 PM
shit its velma.
why she hangin with all those bronies instead of scooby and the gang?
Gaffin Deeppockets
04-29-2013, 08:19 PM
shit its velma.
why she hangin with all those bronies instead of scooby and the gang?
rofl
harnold
04-29-2013, 08:56 PM
the funny thing is 90% of you are fatter/get less sex then tralina
Ephirith
04-29-2013, 09:01 PM
the funny thing is 90% of you are fatter/get less sex then tralina
Hark! Thou hast defended the fair maiden. Have a glimpse of your inevitable reward sir Knight:
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harnold
04-29-2013, 09:07 PM
im just not a loser IRL like the rest of you in this thread lol
Kimm Barely
04-29-2013, 09:12 PM
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/Internet_white_knight.gif
SyanideGas
04-29-2013, 09:26 PM
QFT
Alawen
04-29-2013, 10:30 PM
Tralina doesn't need to be rescued. She manages to be cheerful despite legions of social rejects giving her endless shit no matter what she says.
Keep on keepin' on, girl.
feanan
04-30-2013, 12:26 AM
She's faking it
OMGWTF420
04-30-2013, 12:58 AM
the last time i tried to pick up on a chick over the internet i think i was skarry's age, ya'll motherfuckers need to step your game up its not that hard to get some slut drunk at a bar, fucking a
OMGWTF420
04-30-2013, 01:05 AM
Ooooooooh my GAWD so I had sex with this loser just bc I was like fuck it...I'm horny...haven't had sex since before Xmas ....so I was like whatever....this old fart humps like a 14 year old boy...NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW HOW A 14 YR OLD HAS SEX...but he was like a rabbit...and he wouldn't let me suck his dick...wouldn't let me ride it...WTF
i got this message from my friend elaina, she's a decent looking blonde who just likes the d. we fuck occasionally. she is case and point that losers can get laid, she fucks them all the time. you guys need to meet more girls like her
finalgrunt
04-30-2013, 02:34 AM
i got this message from my friend elaina, she's a decent looking blonde who just likes the d. we fuck occasionally. she is case and point that losers can get laid, she fucks them all the time. you guys need to meet more girls like her
If you don't mind AIDS, sure go for it :p
Black Jesus
04-30-2013, 03:25 AM
We all know love is all about lust
Stinkum
04-30-2013, 03:30 AM
Keep on chicken fried steakin' on, girl.
Hasbinbad
04-30-2013, 03:49 AM
Wait is that actually shanna in that picture?
I like ur hair now if so.
Guybrush
04-30-2013, 06:02 AM
the last time i tried to pick up on a chick over the internet i think i was skarry's age, ya'll motherfuckers need to step your game up its not that hard to get some slut drunk at a bar, fucking a
Yeah man, it's almost like these people are trying to make a connection with another human being that isn't an unsatisfying one night stand with some drunk woman from a bar who they have nothing in common with. That would be gay and stupid though.
radditsu
04-30-2013, 08:44 AM
Yeah man, it's almost like these people are trying to make a connection with another human being that isn't an unsatisfying one night stand with some drunk woman from a bar who they have nothing in common with. That would be gay and stupid though.
Connections are overrated. I would jerk off and live by myself.
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Rhambuk
04-30-2013, 08:47 AM
Connections are overrated. I would jerk off and live by myself.
huck it! Chuck it! Football!
i forgot how to post youtube link, is it copy the embeded html or debug info?
Gaffin Deeppockets
04-30-2013, 08:50 AM
use old embed code when you share
OMGWTF420
04-30-2013, 10:30 AM
Yeah man, it's almost like these people are trying to make a connection with another human being that isn't an unsatisfying one night stand with some drunk woman from a bar who they have nothing in common with. That would be gay and stupid though.
you sound like a giant pussy, just sayin
kotton05
04-30-2013, 10:43 AM
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Black Jesus
04-30-2013, 01:38 PM
1 nite stands definitely unsatisying unless youre a sociopath or something
OMGWTF420
04-30-2013, 02:40 PM
1 nite stands definitely unsatisying unless youre a sociopath or something
if this is the common attitude on these forums than no wonder you are a bunch of no life virgins
Ephirith
04-30-2013, 02:42 PM
Yeah man, it's almost like these people are trying to make a connection with another human being that isn't an unsatisfying one night stand with some drunk woman from a bar who they have nothing in common with. That would be gay and stupid though.
Fair enough. Just don't be stupid and spineless enough to get pressured into early marriage. Give it 10 years and then have kids and sign away half your assets.
White and male? You have every advantage; keep it that way. A bad marriage and subsequent divorce is probably the greatest death trap the comfortable and prosperous life of a white male can fall into... next to obesity.
OMGWTF420
04-30-2013, 03:02 PM
someone seems angered
Kimm Barely
04-30-2013, 03:07 PM
http://i.imgur.com/g7mb3Da.jpg
kenzar
04-30-2013, 03:08 PM
Guy Pierce is the Mandarin; Ben Kingsley is just an actor paid by Pierce to act as the Mandarin in front of the cameras.
The Vice-President is a willing participant in the Mandarin's plot.
War Machine saves the President.
Pepper Potts kills Guy Pierce (the Mandarin.)
Tony Stark destroys all of the Iron Man suits.
Tony Stark has the shrapnel around his heart removed, eliminating his need for an arc reactor implanted in his chest.
Tony Stark disposes of his arc reactor.
***SPOILER ALERT***
Uthgaard cray-cray
radditsu
04-30-2013, 03:27 PM
Guy Pierce is the Mandarin; Ben Kingsley is just an actor paid by Pierce to act as the Mandarin in front of the cameras.
The Vice-President is a willing participant in the Mandarin's plot.
War Machine saves the President.
Pepper Potts kills Guy Pierce (the Mandarin.)
Tony Stark destroys all of the Iron Man suits.
Tony Stark has the shrapnel around his heart removed, eliminating his need for an arc reactor implanted in his chest.
Tony Stark disposes of his arc reactor.
***SPOILER ALERT***
Uthgaard cray-cray
Tldr
Guybrush
04-30-2013, 11:08 PM
you sound like a giant pussy, just sayin
Yikes! Hold on there tough guy, quit destroying me with your words, I'm with you! I mean only homo fag virgins would want to have an emotional connection with someone, real men have sex with women who are almost comatose due to alcohol poisoning because we lack any sort of personality that people could stand with a BAC below 0.5%. Man I feel real sorry for those virgin no-life nerds who enter fullfilling relationships with people who love and support them based on their personality and basic human ability to make emotional connections.
What pussy vagina gaylords.
Mortiiss
04-30-2013, 11:28 PM
Yikes! Hold on there tough guy, quit destroying me with your words, I'm with you! I mean only homo fag virgins would want to have an emotional connection with someone, real men have sex with women who are almost comatose due to alcohol poisoning because we lack any sort of personality that people could stand with a BAC below 0.5%. Man I feel real sorry for those virgin no-life nerds who enter fullfilling relationships with people who love and support them based on their personality and basic human ability to make emotional connections.
What pussy vagina gaylords.
Are you gay?
Guybrush
04-30-2013, 11:34 PM
Are you gay?
Are you hitting on me?
Ephirith
04-30-2013, 11:40 PM
Yikes! Hold on there tough guy, quit destroying me with your words, I'm with you! I mean only homo fag virgins would want to have an emotional connection with someone, real men have sex with women who are almost comatose due to alcohol poisoning because we lack any sort of personality that people could stand with a BAC below 0.5%. Man I feel real sorry for those virgin no-life nerds who enter fullfilling relationships with people who love and support them based on their personality and basic human ability to make emotional connections.
What pussy vagina gaylords.
If I wanted to have an emotional connection to someone I'd get it in the burly, loving arms of my best man-friend because he totally gets me in a way that some broad never will. You've never spooned with with your best bros while watching Game of Thrones and gently caressing each others arm hair?
no homo
Who am I kidding of course you have
gotrocks
05-01-2013, 01:04 AM
Yeah, looking for a meaningful relationship is so gay.
It's not like sex with someone you care about is better or anything. As males we just stick our dicks in whatever warm wet hole is attractive enough to get us up (and sometimes even if its not). Why in the hell would you want to get to know someone, and have them get to know you in turn, and end up having the best sex of your life because you know how to push each other's 'cum like crazy' button in just the right way? Or roleplay. Or actually give a damn about whether or not the two of you both get off.
Don't get me wrong, one night stands, or a good fuckbuddy definitely have their place. But for me personally, and probably for most of you, at some point in our lives we are going to want someone special who we actually care about to be with.
kinda like velma. damn i'd bang that till she seized out and the bed broke. for real.
SyanideGas
05-01-2013, 01:30 AM
Are you hitting on me?
hahaha
Alawen
05-01-2013, 02:02 AM
hahaha
I just dumped my signature because Skarry beat me :(
Black Jesus
05-01-2013, 02:48 AM
Yeah man, it's almost like these people are trying to make a connection with another human being that isn't an unsatisfying one night stand with some drunk woman from a bar who they have nothing in common with. That would be gay and stupid though.
I ain't never had no girlfriend but it ain't hard to get picks from the litter if you aren't totally autistic. Sexual gratification from women on a solely superficial level for so long has left me unable to form lasting and stable relationships with them. The emotional void scars my soul and I wish I was a vergin still.
Black Jesus
05-01-2013, 02:53 AM
I'm not a misogynist but probably a chauvinist. But I don't trust anyone for SHIT, especially dum hoes
kotton05
05-01-2013, 04:39 AM
Yikes! Hold on there tough guy, quit destroying me with your words, I'm with you! I mean only homo fag virgins would want to have an emotional connection with someone, real men have sex with women who are almost comatose due to alcohol poisoning because we lack any sort of personality that people could stand with a BAC below 0.5%. Man I feel real sorry for those virgin no-life nerds who enter fullfilling relationships with people who love and support them based on their personality and basic human ability to make emotional connections.
What pussy vagina gaylords.
Didn't the quarter back for notre dame do this? Then she fake died before the bowl game?..
Kagatob
05-01-2013, 04:57 AM
Didn't the quarter back for notre dame do this? Then she fake died before the bowl game?..
He was also the quarter back of a football team. Do you honestly expect them to be all that good at this sort of thing?
radditsu
05-01-2013, 08:50 AM
kinda like velma. damn i'd bang that till she seized out and the bed broke. for real.
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Rhambuk
05-01-2013, 09:12 AM
I ain't never had no girlfriend but it ain't hard to get picks from the litter if you aren't totally autistic. Sexual gratification from women on a solely superficial level for so long has left me unable to form lasting and stable relationships with them. The emotional void scars my soul and I wish I was a vergin still.
You'd never find me agreeing with mainstream religions.
But black jesus is the man
Funkutron5000
05-01-2013, 11:47 AM
Didn't the quarter back for notre dame do this? Then she fake died before the bowl game?..
He was a linebacker. Christ, you people need to watch more college football.
cadiz
05-01-2013, 08:38 PM
That girl sitting in the background must be sopping wet..
Shouldn't she be out solving mysteries somewhere with scoob and the gang?
Rellapse10
05-01-2013, 10:31 PM
i would still bang Tralina even tho she has gained 500 pounds
Mortiiss
05-01-2013, 11:18 PM
i would still bang Tralina even tho she has gained 500 pounds
rofl
gotrocks
05-02-2013, 12:19 AM
Shouldn't she be out solving mysteries somewhere with scoob and the gang?
i pointed this out a couple pages ago =P
also, rofl at the rofl above me.
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