Loke

[Erasong]

I am Loke.

+1 more thread about the legendary 2nd best monk of project 99.

Its waht these forums have been lacking.

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Stupid Inglourious Basterds.

Don't have anything worthwhile to do while camping draguuunz.

[Raren]

Stupid Inglourious Basterds.

Don't have anything worthwhile to do while camping draguuunz.

Hey i like Elaida!

But yeah Stupid IB :)

And bullet fuck off messing with Elaida!

[Erasong]

Hey i like Elaida!

But yeah Stupid IB :)

And bullet fuck off messing with Elaida!

Let him troll. Anyone whos talked to me for 5 mins is thinking hes an idiot anyway, and hi Raren.

[Raren]

Let him troll. Anyone whos talked to me for 5 mins is thinking hes an idiot anyway, and hi Raren.

Hey Elaida :)

[Phallax]

I dont like Elaida, I talked to her for 4 mins. 5 must be the magic number.

[Erasong]

hah and hi to you too

[Paxton]

I am Loke.

+1 more thread about the legendary 2nd best monk of project 99.

Its waht these forums have been lacking.

I agree. In fact, I think another thread is in order.

[Gwence]

hi raren, havent seen you in game for a while.

lol

[Raren]

hi raren, havent seen you in game for a while.

lol

Yeah i beat the server so i dont play anymore :)

[Wonton]

Yeah i beat the server so i dont play anymore :)

Thank god

[Alawen Everywhere]

Yeah i cheat the server so i dont play anymore :)

Fixed?

[Skope]

Fixed?

Yea that's more like it :P

[Psyduck]

Raren come back to me child. I miss you

[yt2005]

Was Elaida the one made by a dude for his wife, who never really picked it up?

...or am I mixing that up with someone else?

[Erasong]

correct but maybe 2 people know that.

[yt2005]

I feel so special!

...though I guess now that little bit of trivia is out of the box.

[Erasong]

argh to much of my personal life being leaked! must...introvert...

[Raren]

Fixed?

Its going to be fun crashing zones on you guys so u lose raid bosses :)

[Starklen]

Nice to see the first round of bans has finally found its way to Dupe Ascension. Hopefully they don't forget to empty out the rest of the trash.

[Raren]

Nice to see the first round of bans has finally found its way to Dupe Ascension. Hopefully they don't forget to empty out the rest of the trash.

i didnt dupe anything buddie da didnt dupe anything either buddie

[Raren]

but i know u guys have been duping and u know how i know

Because i know everything :)

[Alawen Everywhere]

Our duping technique is a lot slower than yours. We do this thing where we kill bosses over and over and hope for the stuff we want to drop. So far, it works really shitty on Staff of the Earthcrafter. The first time Modus told us he had five dragon loots, I thought he was lying. Now I realize he just has access to superior technology. I also realize that this camping shit really will end--you guys just need one of each item to drop and you can stop camping!

Starklen, that was so harsh I loled.

[Alawen Everywhere]

Its going to be fun crashing zones on you guys so u lose raid bosses :)

Are you pretending you're going to crash zones because of my comment? You must have a fucking time machine, because you crashed Fear many hours earlier. I bet you laughed your ass off when both mobs were despawned and we got blamed for the crash.

[Raren]

Are you pretending you're going to crash zones because of my comment? You must have a fucking time machine, because you crashed Fear many hours earlier. I bet you laughed your ass off when both mobs were despawned and we got blamed for the crash.

Why wouldnt i laugh?

[Loke]

I love how a post that is intended to be fun and humorous, is so quickly turned into a IB vs DA thing. Seriously guys - settle down.

+1 to Elaida though <3.

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Alawen's wife is also laughing pretty hard at him.

Why wouldn't she?

[Alawen Everywhere]

Alawen's wife is also laughing pretty hard at him.

Why wouldn't she?

Quick! Try to come up with a way to divert the conversation away from discussing Dark Ascension members being banned for duping and then training IB and crashing zones so we lose spawns! Hurry up, you better come up with something good because everyone is awfully curious where Dukat, Raren, Daverik and Jaytee disappeared to!

I don't think a rehash of the baseless Alawen's marriage meme will work this time. You're going to have to dig way deeper after Raren admitted to both.

The weirdest thing to me isn't that the hacker wannabe crowd from the Flowers of Heaven boards (that's Dark Ascension for those of you just tuning in) love to cheat. It's that they petition constantly, drawing constant GM attention, continuing to cheat until some of them get banned and THEN they blame IB for their bans.

Really? Does that work with mommy or what?

[Alawen Everywhere]

I love how a post that is intended to be fun and humorous, is so quickly turned into a IB vs DA thing. Seriously guys - settle down.

+1 to Elaida though <3.

Do you really think it's a surprise that it escalates into IB vs DA after one of your members who was banned for cheating taunts us about crashing Fear and costing us both dracoliche and Cazic Thule? You seem to be a pretty stand up guy, Loke. Despite our butting heads in the Nizzarr propaganda thread, I still have a lot of respect for you. How do you rationalize the company you're keeping? Bury your head in the sand and pretend it's not happening? Do you put your fingers in your ears while they're saying "Dukat just trained IB to death on the ledge, hurry up and get fifteen into SolB"? Which monkey are you, see no evil?

[bullet]

Quick! Try to come up with a way to divert the conversation away from discussing Dark Ascension members being banned for duping and then training IB and crashing zones so we lose spawns! Hurry up, you better come up with something good because everyone is awfully curious where Dukat, Raren, Daverik and Jaytee disappeared to!

I don't think a rehash of the baseless Alawen's marriage meme will work this time. You're going to have to dig way deeper after Raren admitted to both.

The weirdest thing to me isn't that the hacker wannabe crowd from the Flowers of Heaven boards (that's Dark Ascension for those of you just tuning in) love to cheat. It's that they petition constantly, drawing constant GM attention, continuing to cheat until some of them get banned and THEN they blame IB for their bans.

Really? Does that work with mommy or what?

Did you know your divorced wife is about to wake up Alawen?

And your still sitting in your underpants camping respawns till 10am.

[Alawen Everywhere]

Did you know your divorced wife is about to wake up Alawen?

And your still sitting in your underpants camping respawns till 10am.

I'm not divorced and my wife wakes up at precisely dawn every day. We don't live on the east coast, so that's still several hours away. I was asleep until some of my neighbors came home from partying and woke me up.

I'm also not logged in to Project 1999. I don't play much during this camping era. I don't leave my computer online overnight when I go to bed. I've never been on the batphone list because I'm just not a very trusting person and I use my cell phone for business.

Since you're so concerned about my play time, I'll help you out. My characters are Alawen (50 druid), Daire (50 cleric) and Qwin (34 ranger). I don't share info (refer to that whole trust thing above), so if one of them is online, it's me. You'll never see two of them online; I don't have an IP exemption.

Even if we weren't grinding away at the stupidest form of raiding I've ever seen in any MMO, I probably wouldn't be playing much. I love the summertime too much to spend it indoors. I love all the street festivals and free concerts and crap here. Tomorrow, some of my friends are driving their crazy electric muffins (http://www.wkeller.net/muffin/) in the pride parade (http://www.sfpride.org/) and then I'm going to watch the free concert in Golden Gate Park (http://radioalice.radio.com/shows/alices-summerthing/).

Your taunts are always extremely generic and as such they completely lack any teeth. You seem to think that repetition will make them somehow more effective, but you're simply incorrect.

I'm going to go read something boring until I get sleepy again. Good night.

[Gorgetrapper]

Why do people respond to trolls like bullet and not just throw them on ignore so you don't see their posts anymore? It's that simple.

[Alawen Everywhere]

Perhaps I should clarify why I don't leave my character(s) logged in overnight on these afk boss camping missions: I think it's cheating. I think gaming the system is just a pussy way to break the rules. A game is a strategic competition within an arbitrary rule system. For me, violating those rules in any way is admitting that one lacks the ability to win without breaking the rules. I think breaking the rules is an admission of defeat.

I'll make comments about powerleveling monks to train DA in ventrilo when I'm pissed off, but I'd never follow through on it. I'm not very good at holding a grudge and I just don't believe in breaking the rules. I fucked up and trained Transcendence one time in Fear (Mythoxxus trained the hell out of us and I was bound in Fear and gated with aggro when I was bound at the north wall where their camp was) and I still feel bad about it. In fact, I've never formally apologized for that. Sorry about that, Transcendence.

I hate Barry Bonds, too. Fuck cheaters.

[Alawen Everywhere]

Why do people respond to trolls like bullet and not just throw them on ignore so you don't see their posts anymore? It's that simple.

Shit, I didn't know you could do that on the forums. Thanks, Gorgetrapper. Bye bullet.

[bullet]

Shit, I didn't know you could do that on the forums. Thanks, Gorgetrapper. Bye bullet.

Great, now I have to bother with your retarded responses, but I can still call you a miserable loser <3

Bye Alawen.

[bullet]

Don't have to*

Why do people respond to trolls like bullet and not just throw them on ignore so you don't see their posts anymore? It's that simple.

And hi Gagluk.

I remember you ingame. The worst tank evur.

You were stupid.

[Alawen Everywhere]

Great, now I have to bother with your retarded responses, but I can still call you a miserable loser <3

Bye Alawen.

I guess so, but I wouldn't be at all surprised if you play P99 more than I do and I'll probably quit first. I don't think the camping is ever going to stop and I can only amuse myself by leveling up so many alts before it loses any semblance of fun. I started in January and I think I've just about reached my limit. I think you're probably right that this server is a dead end and the raid scene is just going to get stupider and stupider. If people are willing to camp Nagafen starting two days before he can possibly spawn, imagine what's going to go on with Trakanon and Ragefire.

See, the retarded thing is another one of those generic insults with no bite. If I had a learning disability or worried about my intelligence in any way, that might sting. Why don't you ever try something new? If you'd just lob bombs in all directions, you might eventually get a hit. The marriage thing didn't work and the intelligence thing won't work. You could try insulting my ancestry, you could try taking a guess that I'm a minority (oh, I posted a photo so that won't work), random shit like that until you score a hit.

Good luck.

[bullet]

I guess so, but I wouldn't be at all surprised if you play P99 more than I do and I'll probably quit first. I don't think the camping is ever going to stop and I can only amuse myself by leveling up so many alts before it loses any semblance of fun. I started in January and I think I've just about reached my limit. I think you're probably right that this server is a dead end and the raid scene is just going to get stupider and stupider. If people are willing to camp Nagafen starting two days before he can possibly spawn, imagine what's going to go on with Trakanon and Ragefire.

See, the retarded thing is another one of those generic insults with no bite. If I had a learning disability or worried about my intelligence in any way, that might sting. Why don't you ever try something new? If you'd just lob bombs in all directions, you might eventually get a hit. The marriage thing didn't work and the intelligence thing won't work. You could try insulting my ancestry, you could try taking a guess that I'm a minority (oh, I posted a photo so that won't work), random shit like that until you score a hit.

Good luck.

Needz moar /ignore bullet

I started late Marts and quit a month ago. Sorry bud :(

It didn't take me more then 5 seconds to realize how stupid the end game is, heck I knew that 9 years ago. 1-49 was fun though, once.

Sadly people have nothing better to do

But srs Alawen, no need for new stuff. Having seen your picture and the atracious amount of time you spend on P99 is enough to satisfy my needs.

[Alawen Everywhere]

Can you seriously spend this much time trolling the forums of an eqemu that you supposedly quit and claim you have a glamorous life?

I like the way I look. I like the way I look a lot.

Oh, I just got it. You're delusional and you think that when you cackle away laughing at your own jokes that everyone thinks you're hilarious.

I do hope English is not your first language.

[Erasong]

I love how a post that is intended to be fun and humorous, is so quickly turned into a IB vs DA thing. Seriously guys - settle down.

+1 to Elaida though <3.

Ya....i might have to start a new one

[bullet]

Can you seriously spend this much time trolling the forums of an eqemu that you supposedly quit and claim you have a glamorous life?

I like the way I look. I like the way I look a lot.

Oh, I just got it. You're delusional and you think that when you cackle away laughing at your own jokes that everyone thinks you're hilarious.

I do hope English is not your first language.

Can you seriously spend this much time playing P99, trolling the forums of an eqemu that you supposedly wants to quit and claim you have a glamorous life?

I hate the way you look. I hate the way you look a lot.

Oh, I just got it. You're delusional and you think that when you look in the mirror smiling at your greasy hair that everyone thinks you're good looking.

Sorry it isn't my first language, but I seriously hope you realize how pathetic your life is.

[Loke]

Honestly, before logging in last night for a quick raid - I hadn't been to a raid in probably over a week and a half Alawen. I haven't been really active in the guild lately so I can't offer insight one way or another as this is the first I'm hear about any of these recent issues.

[Phallax]

Can you seriously spend this much time playing P99, trolling the forums of an eqemu that you supposedly wants to quit and claim you have a glamorous life?

I hate the way you look. I hate the way you look a lot.

Oh, I just got it. You're delusional and you think that when you look in the mirror smiling at your greasy hair that everyone thinks you're good looking.

Sorry it isn't my first language, but I seriously hope you realize how pathetic your life is.

I love people that copy the exact thing they quote, but just change a few key words and think theyre so creative and original for doing it. Srsly if youre gonna try and shit talk, use your own creativity not just edit what they say.

[astarothel]

Ya....i might have to start a new one

Someone will shit it up by second page. Guaranteed.

[Alawen Everywhere]

I love people that copy the exact thing they quote, but just change a few key words and think theyre so creative and original for doing it. Srsly if youre gonna try and shit talk, use your own creativity not just edit what they say.

If you think about it, it's a bizarre compliment. He thinks my writing skills are so good that his best response is to copy them as closely as possible.

I can only pity people like bullet. It seems likely that he still plays on P99 and is one of the hateful people starting fights in Crushbone and High Pass.

[Starklen]

but i know u guys have been duping and u know how i know

Because i know everything :)

Apparently you don't know how to capitalize, spell, or use proper punctuation. I suggest you dupe yourself some textbooks and learn how.

[bullet]

If you think about it, it's a bizarre compliment. He thinks my writing skills are so good that his best response is to copy them as closely as possible.

I can only pity people like bullet. It seems likely that he still plays on P99 and is one of the hateful people starting fights in Crushbone and High Pass.

I played less P99 then your wife loved you :( :( :(

[girth]

I played less P99 then your wife loved you :( :( :(

Ok that does it. You are now officially deemed mentally handicapped on these forums.

Also, you are gideon, I fucking know it. You are the stupid asshat who just copies a whole post and changes it around.

People like you give rise to murder, as I would stomp you out given the chance, and it would probably be a hate crime as when asked why, I'd respond 'cuz hes fucking retarded.'

[astarothel]

Ok that does it. You are now officially deemed mentally handicapped on these forums.

Also, you are gideon, I fucking know it. You are the stupid asshat who just copies a whole post and changes it around.

People like you give rise to murder, as I would stomp you out given the chance, and it would probably be a hate crime as when asked why, I'd respond 'cuz hes fucking retarded.'

Aeolwind already knows who it is :x
We need him to spill it so we can rofl.

[Erasong]

Ok that does it. You are now officially deemed mentally handicapped on these forums.

Also, you are gideon, I fucking know it. You are the stupid asshat who just copies a whole post and changes it around.

People like you give rise to murder, as I would stomp you out given the chance, and it would probably be a hate crime as when asked why, I'd respond 'cuz hes fucking retarded.'

i fucking lol'ed

[Gorgetrapper]

I love how he mentions my character, Gagluk, like he's supposed to be a tank or something. Even though he's a bard, he tanks better than most of the actual "tanks" anyway. Now, with the way their fixing how AC works, he'll be even better (had like 750ac or something).

[bullet]

Ok that does it. You are now officially deemed mentally handicapped on these forums.

Also, you are gideon, I fucking know it. You are the stupid asshat who just copies a whole post and changes it around.

People like you give rise to murder, as I would stomp you out given the chance, and it would probably be a hate crime as when asked why, I'd respond 'cuz hes fucking retarded.'

You mad stupid retard?

Ok that does it. You are now officially deemed mentally handicapped on these forums.

People like you give rise to murder, as I would muthafuck own stomp smash and break you out given the chance, and it would probably be a hate crime as when asked why, I'd respond 'cuz hes fucking a inbred retarded moron.

But srs girth you inbred freak, atleast you made it to 50.