Roll Call 4/10

[falkun]

So who can still log in?
http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?t=105052

[maverixdamighty]

sadly alarti still seems to be good. he sent me a tell encouraging us to keep trying to kill silvering "the easiest dragon in vp" right after his guild had also wiped to the same mob with more people. if it was a wipe for stupidity he'd be banned...

[Alarti0001]

How many SW kills does FE have... oh right... NONE.


Also, I dont cheat ever. Other than Capcom games o'course.

[Halfelfbard]

SW has bin using finaflex...musta took my stash.

[Lron]

All of you guys need to grow up.

[maverixdamighty]

How many SW kills does FE have... oh right... NONE.


Also, I dont cheat ever. Other than Capcom games o'course.

that was our first legitimate attempt at SW afaik. got him to 12% with less people than you on your wipe attempt. we had 1 warrior and 2 clerics, GG.

[Alarti0001]

that was our first legitimate attempt at SW afaik. got him to 12% with less people than you on your wipe attempt. we had 1 warrior and 2 clerics, GG.

Yours was clean we had 1500 ae wurms :)

[maverixdamighty]

Yours was clean we had 1500 ae wurms :)

whatever you have to tell yourself. for a guild that has been killing vp uncontested for a year i wouldn't think you could make up excuses to wipe to the "easiest dragon in VP".

[falkun]

Yours was clean we had 1500 ae wurms :)

Either your pullers are bad or FE has better trainers. With the way VP is, neither of those are good conclusions. {Insert wish for a sensible VP here}

[Alarti0001]

Either your pullers are bad or FE has better trainers. With the way VP is, neither of those are good conclusions. {Insert wish for a sensible VP here}

Let me know when you have any experience in VP to make a qualified appraisal.

[Alarti0001]

whatever you have to tell yourself. for a guild that has been killing vp uncontested for a year i wouldn't think you could make up excuses to wipe to the "easiest dragon in VP".

Have you seen our numbers... the obvious excuse it because we batphoned SW and not PD. I keep telling them to Batphone PD for all VP dragons...

[maverixdamighty]

Have you seen our numbers... the obvious excuse it because we batphoned SW and not PD. I keep telling them to Batphone PD for all VP dragons...

so it's ok for you to wipe to him (with more numbers than us), but when we wipe you like to make dumbass comments? No wonder everyone laughs at your logic.

[Alarti0001]

so it's ok for you to wipe to him (with more numbers than us), but when we wipe you like to make dumbass comments? No wonder everyone laughs at your logic.

... I guess you want to dismiss a clean engage verses an engage with 4 mobs including a 1500 ae wurm?

[Godefroi]

How many SW kills does FE have... oh right... NONE.


^ mad lol

1st attempt, 12%, you wiped to 50% and 30%.

Who's the cunt ?

lol

[quido]

when you retards gonna learn you don't gloat until you got the kill =P wiping at a lower % is still pathetic lol

[falkun]

... I guess you want to dismiss a clean engage verses an engage with 4 mobs including a 1500 ae wurm?

The only one dismissing anything is you, Alarti. "TMO wiped to a dragon TMO has been the only guild killing for 1.5-2 years."

[bizzum]

Have any dragons died yet? I had to leave for work and I'm bored. Somebody give me the play by play! Maybe like one of those soccer announcers too plz.

[Ele]

Have any dragons died yet? I had to leave for work and I'm bored. Somebody give me the play by play! Maybe like one of those soccer announcers too plz.

newp

[Tecmos Deception]

Stop bitching about TMO and FE and start naming and shaming banned cheaters please.

[Hasbinbad]

THIS THREAD IS NOW AGAIN ABOUT THE GREAT CULL OF 2013

I was banned. Discuss.

[Funkutron5000]

What'd you get dinged for, HBB?

[Ephirith]

This seems like such an odd game to cheat at

[Tecmos Deception]

What's changed with the pop? 550 on a weekday afternoon is normal.

[Drob]

just try to ignore that guy, he's retarded.

[bizzum]

About time I wasnt the only one that got in trouble for cheating :(

[Hasbinbad]

What'd you get dinged for, HBB?
Being too awesome.

[Alarti0001]

The only one dismissing anything is you, Alarti. "TMO wiped to a dragon TMO has been the only guild killing for 1.5-2 years."

Variables Deajay, Variables. Learn how they affect equations.

[radditsu]

sadly, i am not banned.

[maverixdamighty]

... I guess you want to dismiss a clean engage verses an engage with 4 mobs including a 1500 ae wurm?

that's part of VP...so our raid leaders are better than yours is what you are saying? Got it.

[Halfelfbard]

/yawn

Good kill.

[bizzum]

Got me good Girl voice Zagum.

Voted sexiest voice 2 years running by Andromeda. Not sure what the issue is here.

[Versus]

TMO gets SW, Zag.

[bizzum]

o0o0o0 nice work

[quido]

Selling loot right to FE for 100k

[Hasbinbad]

Selling loot right to FE for 100k
u should just let me have whatever it is to spite fe

[Versus]

I can't wait for them to trumpet to RnF that it took us a few hours to kill her. Meanwhile it took them a few hours to not kill her.

[quido]

no

[Godefroi]

Was a good kill, we had a nice attempt at 12% :D

Time to get access to that last safe ledge it seems ;)

[47shadesofgay]

How many people did FE have there?

As Jeremy has hinted at in previous posts, the victor is going to be based off of total man-hours.

So how many man hours did TMO put into this kill? 300+? FE?

[lilyanna]

How many SW kills does FE have... oh right... NONE.


Also, I dont cheat ever. Other than Capcom games o'course.

How did Sev go for you today.. oh that's right you weren't there :p

I'm still here :)

Look forward to seeing who is outed as cheating!

[quido]

lilyanna have you ever cheated irl?

[zel]

Oh snap Lily is getting into it now..

[Godefroi]

Jeremy heard lily in our vent and tries to hit on her now :s

[lilyanna]

I don't think I've spoke to Jeremy in vent yet.. was tempted to jump in earlier to hear his voice but didn't want to seem like a stalker..

Have I ever cheated in RL.. not at a game :p

[JonathanHancock]

It's like TMO never seems to mention the fact that their whole guild is VP geared already, and STILL failing to not only VP mobs, not only Trak, but even open world Kunark dragons.

Unreal!

[Tiggles]

Kinda strange that Sloan and all of his 15 characters are missing from VP today.

You'd think that he would of logged on or at least given his access to some of them to help.

[maverixdamighty]

Kinda strange that Sloan and all of his 15 characters are missing from VP today.

You'd think that he would of logged on or at least given his access to some of them to help.

ya not like he's been there the whole time...oh wait he has.

[Tiggles]

ya not like he's been there the whole time...oh wait he has.

Confirmed no lifer then.

[maverixdamighty]

Confirmed no lifer then.

way to call the 30+ tmo people in there no lifers as well.

[Tiggles]

way to call the 30+ tmo people in there no lifers as well.

con fucking firmed

[Alarti0001]

How did Sev go for you today.. oh that's right you weren't there :p

I'm still here :)

Look forward to seeing who is outed as cheating!

What is Sev? Oh wait.... its a Kunark outdoor dragon that TMO was putting up for public kills over a year ago. Welcome to early 2012.

[Autotune]

con fucking firmed

ha, that dude is apparently always on the forums and in-game. Definitely no-life'n it.

[maverixdamighty]

What is Sev? Oh wait.... its a Kunark outdoor dragon that TMO was putting up for public kills over a year ago. Welcome to early 2012.

a mob that you guys still actively track and QQ about when we get. was funny hearing skade I think was his name shouting about us kiting him again today when he was sitting at his spawn point.

[Autotune]

What is Sev? Oh wait.... its a Kunark outdoor dragon that TMO was putting up for public kills over a year ago. Welcome to early 2012.

Oh they remember, I stole that pull from them and brought it to Taken on the week we were giving it away.

[maverixdamighty]

ha, that dude is apparently always on the forums and in-game. Definitely no-life'n it.

this guy doesn't even play and still is a forum warrior...confirmed nothing going on in his life worth a crap.

[Autotune]

this guy doesn't even play and still is a forum warrior...confirmed nothing going on in his life worth a crap.

Lemme know how your P99 job goes this week.

[maverixdamighty]

Lemme know how your P99 job goes this week.

having fun playing, how about you? oh wait...

[Autotune]

having fun playing, how about you? oh wait...

Yeah, I'm sure you are...

Me? Let's see.

Today

I woke up

Got some coffee

Facebooked it for a few

went and had lunch with a girl I work with and talked for an hour or two

came home and talked to another girl about going to see the evil dead movie this weekend

talked to another friend in south korea about her and her marriage woes.

logged on to the forums to remind you of how you suck at life and p99 even though you continue to spend an extremely unhealthy amount on both it's forums and in-game bickering and sucking pixel-cock.

Now I'm deciding if I should play some Defiance or if I should continue playing Dragon's Dogma, cause ya know... I ain't bout that p99 life yo.

[Tiggles]

How many people did FE have there?

As Jeremy has hinted at in previous posts, the victor is going to be based off of total man-hours.

So how many man hours did TMO put into this kill? 300+? FE?

No troll but FE had more people then TMO for the entire scenario.

40+ camped outside and inside of VP logging in and out during attempts.

while a group of 20 or so TMO heroes held them down until we got reinforcements.

[maverixdamighty]

No troll but FE had more people then TMO for the entire scenario.

40+ camped outside and inside of VP logging in and out during attempts.

while a group of 20 or so TMO heroes held them down until we got reinforcements.

we had low 20's and at the most 30-32ish. TMO has consistently had 30+ the entire time since their first wipe.

[maverixdamighty]

Yeah, I'm sure you are...

Me? Let's see.

Today

I woke up

Got some coffee

Facebooked it for a few

went and had lunch with a girl I work with and talked for an hour or two

came home and talked to another girl about going to see the evil dead movie this weekend

talked to another friend in south korea about her and her marriage woes.

logged on to the forums to remind you of how you suck at life and p99 even though you continue to spend an extremely unhealthy amount on both it's forums and in-game bickering and sucking pixel-cock.

Now I'm deciding if I should play some Defiance or if I should continue playing Dragon's Dogma, cause ya know... I ain't bout that p99 life yo.

sound like a real pimp...lol

[Autotune]

sound like a real pimp...lol

Oh, I am living the dream. Best part is in about 2 hours I am supposed to go have dinner with a girl, but I don't feel like spending money on her.

[Hasbinbad]

I don't feel like spending money on her.
lol u pay for sex

[Autotune]

lol u pay for sex

Nearly every man does, in some form.

[Hasbinbad]

Nearly every man does, in some form.
When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child<wbr>: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

lol u know when hbb be quoting scripture at you, u'r goin 2 hell bro.

[Chloroform]

MY DICK IS THE BIGGEST OF THEM ALL

[Autotune]

When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child<wbr>: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

lol u know when hbb be quoting scripture at you, u'r goin 2 hell bro.

Hell doesn't exist, so I guess I'll be staying right here. Especially seeing how there is no way I am going to dinner and spending around $50+ on that shit. I am still full from lunch :cool:

[Hasbinbad]

Buy her a big mac and give her your special sauce bro.

[47shadesofgay]

Yeah, I'm sure you are...

Me? Let's see.

Today

I woke up

Got some coffee

Facebooked it for a few

went and had lunch with a girl I work with and talked for an hour or two

came home and talked to another girl about going to see the evil dead movie this weekend

talked to another friend in south korea about her and her marriage woes.

logged on to the forums to remind you of how you suck at life and p99 even though you continue to spend an extremely unhealthy amount on both it's forums and in-game bickering and sucking pixel-cock.

Now I'm deciding if I should play some Defiance or if I should continue playing Dragon's Dogma, cause ya know... I ain't bout that p99 life yo.


Lamest post I've ever read on these forums or quite possible the internet.

Mack daddy Stealin over here WATCH OUT before he steals your wife

[Autotune]

Buy her a big mac and give her your special sauce bro.

Yeah, maybe I'll just get her a plane ticket :p

[Autotune]

Lamest post I've ever read on these forums or quite possible the internet.

Mack daddy Stealin over here WATCH OUT before he steals your wife

Wednesday and all that was before 5pm... excuse me for not flying to Vegas in my stretch hummerplane with Taylor Swift and T-pain.

[Pico]

Yeah, I'm sure you are...

Me? Let's see.

Today

I woke up

Got some coffee

Facebooked it for a few

went and had lunch with a girl I work with and talked for an hour or two

came home and talked to another girl about going to see the evil dead movie this weekend

talked to another friend in south korea about her and her marriage woes.

logged on to the forums to remind you of how you suck at life and p99 even though you continue to spend an extremely unhealthy amount on both it's forums and in-game bickering and sucking pixel-cock.

Now I'm deciding if I should play some Defiance or if I should continue playing Dragon's Dogma, cause ya know... I ain't bout that p99 life yo.

i cringed so hard reading this

[Pico]

"i talked to 3 girls today internet

[47shadesofgay]

HAY GUYS LOOK AT HOW MANY GURLZ I TALK TO LOL

[Kieu]

HAY GUYS LOOK AT HOW MANY GURLZ I TALK TO LOL

rofl, on the internet no less

[Autotune]

Guys cringing because another guy talks to girls. That's why you are all stuck on these forums...

No hope for any of you, except maybe HBB... I'm sure those occupy things are swarming with girls who need to be laid.

[47shadesofgay]

I know it's called Project 1999 but this isn't 1999 bro. 95% of the people here have probably had their penis/vagina touched in a pleasurable way by another human being at some point.

Your posts just scream "Look how cool I am... guys?.. guys?!"

[Rellapse10]

i only want my penis touched by Lillyanna

[Autotune]

I know it's called Project 1999 but this isn't 1999 bro. 95% of the people here have probably had their penis/vagina touched in a pleasurable way by another human being at some point.

Your posts just scream "Look how cool I am... guys?.. guys?!"

95% of the people in 1999 probably had their penis/vagina touched in a pleasurable way by another human being at some point as well.

Your post screams, "I am angry and will try to say something funny so I don't appear angry!"

The fact you guys think my post was about being cool, proves that you retarded fucks don't get out very often.

[Pico]

reallyi just dont know how u typed out all those insanely autistic words and then thought "yea this will help my argument"

[47shadesofgay]

95% of the people in 1999 probably had their penis/vagina touched in a pleasurable way by another human being at some point as well.

Your post screams, "I am angry and will try to say something funny so I don't appear angry!"

The fact you guys think my post was about being cool, proves that you retarded fucks don't get out very often.

Not the ones playing here.

Which is my point.. talking to girls is cool when you're 14.. maybe? Not when you're mid 20s.

[Autotune]

reallyi just dont know how u typed out all those insanely autistic words and then thought "yea this will help my argument"

Argument? He said, "what about you?" So I posted all the things I have done today, minus the shit I took.

[47shadesofgay]

And calling you retarded != thinking your post was "cool".

Lol holy shit, we have a sperglord on our hands here.

[BigLe2e]

Yeah, I'm sure you are...

Me? Let's see.

Today

I woke up

Got some coffee

Facebooked it for a few

went and had lunch with a girl I work with and talked for an hour or two

came home and talked to another girl about going to see the evil dead movie this weekend

talked to another friend in south korea about her and her marriage woes.

logged on to the forums to remind you of how you suck at life and p99 even though you continue to spend an extremely unhealthy amount on both it's forums and in-game bickering and sucking pixel-cock.

Now I'm deciding if I should play some Defiance or if I should continue playing Dragon's Dogma, cause ya know... I ain't bout that p99 life yo.

First girl: Sister or ugly
Second girl: Mom
Third girl: mail order bride youre trying to purchase from a potential seller

[47shadesofgay]

whole lot of mad in here

What happened to the characters that used to be in your sig bro?

[Autotune]

Not the ones playing here.

Which is my point.. talking to girls is cool when you're 14.. maybe? Not when you're mid 20s.

Cool? I thought it was just normal.

[Pico]

no shit copernicus

[Autotune]

First girl: Sister or ugly
Second girl: Mom
Third girl: mail order bride youre trying to purchase from a potential seller

Nailed it.

[Autotune]

no shit copernicus

Then why do you retards think I was implying it was cool? Perhaps my coffee drinking and Defiance/Dragon's Dogma is cool as well?

Don't think you guys could be any more obvious at how pathetic you actually are.

"He mentioned talking to three females... he must think he's cool." <=== what normal person thinks like this?

[quido]

http://www.msu.edu/~oconne53/jeremycontemplate.jpg

[Autotune]

And calling you retarded != thinking your post was "cool".

Lol holy shit, we have a sperglord on our hands here.

You are the one that brought it up. Obviously somewhere in your brain you think talking to girls is "cool".

[quido]

http://www.msu.edu/~oconne53/jeremytoon.jpg

shut up morans

[47shadesofgay]

The fact you guys think my post was about being cool

You brought it up.

It was cringe worthy. Go away

[Pico]

lol look at this backpedaling. you took some guys rhetorical question as an opportunity to outline ur intensely mundane day where the obvious highlights for you were talking to three girls

[Autotune]

You brought it up.

It was cringe worthy. Go away


Your posts just scream "Look how cool I am... guys?.. guys?!"

nope, you did.

[Autotune]

lol look at this backpedaling. you took some guys rhetorical question as an opportunity to outline ur intensely mundane day where the obvious highlights for you were talking to three girls

Backpedaling from what?

A highlight was talking to a girl about her marriage problems? Ha that's nice. I am guessing someone with very little interaction with women would say something like that.

Give up Pico, you outed yourself as a loser straight up and no less right alongside 40+shades of gay

[quido]

shut up morans

[maverixdamighty]

it sounded like a nice day to me. maybe a trip to home depot on the weekend?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZYsoEwWNK0

[Rellapse10]

Yeah, I'm sure you are...

Me? Let's see.

Today

I woke up

Got some coffee

Facebooked it for a few

went and had lunch with a girl I work with and talked for an hour or two

came home and talked to another girl about going to see the evil dead movie this weekend

talked to another friend in south korea about her and her marriage woes.

logged on to the forums to remind you of how you suck at life and p99 even though you continue to spend an extremely unhealthy amount on both it's forums and in-game bickering and sucking pixel-cock.

Now I'm deciding if I should play some Defiance or if I should continue playing Dragon's Dogma, cause ya know... I ain't bout that p99 life yo.

I woke up

grabbed my ipad, a smoke went to my bathroom took a dump.

came to p99 saw no good posts, decided to eat left over wings to try and work up another shit.

Called my 1st cousin told her she was hot.

went took 2nd dump.

emailed a few chicks on the throne.

got some dr pepper

took a nap

got up took a couple roxy cotton 80's

sent a txt to a slut

now i am here.


MY DAY > YOURS

[Hasbinbad]

Yeah, maybe I'll just get her a plane ticket :p
I think you're confused as to who paid for what.

[Autotune]

I woke up

grabbed my ipad, a smoke went to my bathroom took a dump.

came to p99 saw no good posts, decided to eat left over wings to try and work up another shit.

Called my 1st cousin told her she was hot.

went took 2nd dump.

emailed a few chicks on the throne.

got some dr pepper

took a nap

got up took a couple roxy cotton 80's

sent a txt to a slut

now i am here.


MY DAY > YOURS

Indeed. All I got was a full stomach and a headache from someone else's problems.

[Hasbinbad]

i only want my penis touched by Lillyanna

[Autotune]

I think you're confused as to who paid for what.

TBH, I really don't remember that story. I just throw random jabs from the little bits I do remember.

[getsome]

shut up morans, you all should join me on Red 99. You can find me on Malcolm & Jeremy. Send a tell to either they both online.

[Autotune]

it sounded like a nice day to me. maybe a trip to home depot on the weekend?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZYsoEwWNK0

exactly.

[Rellapse10]

haha ^

[Autotune]

haha ^

sorry

[Rellapse10]

posted at the same time

[Hasbinbad]

http://www.msu.edu/~oconne53/jeremycontemplate.jpg

http://www.msu.edu/~oconne53/jeremytoon.jpg

shut up morans
http://i.imgur.com/LtpogP1.jpg

[Kieu]

That's why you are all stuck on these forums....

[47shadesofgay]

Yeah, I'm sure you are...

Me? Let's see.

Today

I woke up

Got some coffee

Facebooked it for a few

went and had lunch with a girl I work with and talked for an hour or two

came home and talked to another girl about going to see the evil dead movie this weekend

talked to another friend in south korea about her and her marriage woes.

logged on to the forums to remind you of how you suck at life and p99 even though you continue to spend an extremely unhealthy amount on both it's forums and in-game bickering and sucking pixel-cock.

Now I'm deciding if I should play some Defiance or if I should continue playing Dragon's Dogma, cause ya know... I ain't bout that p99 life yo.

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[Mortiiss]

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Exactly what I thought after reading that.

And to Autotune:
I'm glad your life is so awesome you have to tell everyone here about it. Thanks buddy!

[BigLe2e]

That's why you are all stuck on these forums....

[Halfelfbard]

Both killed with 1 bard.

<- Me.

Taking contract offers.

[Karafa]

Why is Stealin so delusional. I've never seen someone beg for attention the way he does and then try to deflect it when he actually gets it. 20$ says you were home schooled and a greasy socially awkward homo.

[OMGWTF420]

this thread is supposed to be about banned cheaters, fuck you people are terrible

[Mortiiss]

this thread is supposed to be about banned cheaters, fuck you people are terrible

Name and shame!

[Hasbinbad]

Name and shame!

[Autotune]

Exactly what I thought after reading that.

And to Autotune:
I'm glad your life is so awesome you have to tell everyone here about it. Thanks buddy!

Yeah. I was writing that up and thinking the entire time, "Man these guys are going to think I am so cool and my life is so awesome."

I post a normal morning/afternoon and you guys flip out like it's supposed to be "cool" and "awesome". I feel bad for you all.

[Mortiiss]

Yeah. I was writing that up and thinking the entire time, "Man these guys are going to think I am so cool and my life is so awesome."

I post a normal morning/afternoon and you guys flip out like it's supposed to be "cool" and "awesome". I feel bad for you all.

Thank you for gracing us with your presence, sire.