New chick's Vagina smells like stinkbait

[Lron]

i met this broad at the bar down the road, and she is one of the hottest girls i have ever been with, but her vagina smelled so bad i had to stop fooling around with her to smoke a cigarette outside. After she left, my entire room still smelled of catfish bait. Is this normal?

[Atennu]

Means she takes many dicks. It's normal for a hoe.

[Lron]

Atennu i was thinking the same thing but i just dont know if the science behind that theory is correct. Supposedly a broad who takes lots of loads from different dudes have smelly vadge because the loads from the different dudes are battling it out in the broad's sludge pot, but i dont know how accurate that is.

[Atennu]

The Science is there, i'm a young theorist.

[Rhambuk]

young Gynecologist

[Yun]

Sad attempt by Lron to turn his PG trolling from EQMac into blatant P99 troll trash material. 1/5

[Lron]

I wish i was trolling and the story was false, but thats just not my luck.

[FFA_Seller]

shit's called BV, surprisingly common for how disgusting it is. I had a similar experience, she got naked in the dark and I smelled it and had to stop fooling around with her. Room smelled for a day or so, pretty vivid memory considering how wasted I was at the time.

http://www.channel4embarrassingillnesses.com/conditions/bacterial-vaginosis/
(http://www.channel4embarrassingillnesses.com/conditions/bacterial-vaginosis/)

[Nocte]

There's a disturbing level of honesty in this thread.

[Fael]

i recently had this same experience, although it seems like your chick 1000x more intense. Still, it was a major road block to continuing the relationship past a few weeks. It sucks cause she was hot.

I think its genetics. Or possibly even diet related. /shrug

[OMGWTF420]

the only time i experienced this was when fucking around with some philipino chick, totally killed the mood, it was pretty bad when the next morning i could still smell the vag odor

[getsome]

Toss her salad and get nose deep. Should block out the rest.

[Lron]

i recently had this same experience, although it seems like your chick 1000x more intense. Still, it was a major road block to continuing the relationship past a few weeks. It sucks cause she was hot.

I think its genetics. Or possibly even diet related. /shrug

Yeah, having rancid vadge odor is definitely at the very top of the deal breaker list.

[Atennu]

I think i'd rather get slapped in the face with dried-up semen cocks than ever have to smell a dirty vag again.

[Llodd]

If she's a douche freak, tell her to stop - it kills a lot of the good odour eating bacteria.*

I'm sure there are other medical reasons that might explain it too, but it's a really hard one to broach with her (?)

Ultimately though, don't give up on this super hot babe just yet until you have explored all options. Especially as it may well be possible to exchange that festering chuffer stench into a delightful bouquet that invites your nibbles.

Good luck!

* true

[OMGWTF420]

imagine what these girls that plays on P99 vagina smells like... poopsocking for 20 hours prob leaves it smelling like a rose nawmean

lol'd

[Alanus]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rZxKilLVYk4/Tzp5FHku2yI/AAAAAAAAAyU/g_k73uauybI/s1600/jaguars-fan-confused-wtf.gif

[katrik]

i met this broad at the bar down the road, and she is one of the hottest girls i have ever been with, but her vagina smelled so bad i had to stop fooling around with her to smoke a cigarette outside. After she left, my entire room still smelled of catfish bait. Is this normal?

should try a tranny. No mess.

[Doors]

imagine what these girls that plays on P99 vagina smells like... poopsocking for 20 hours prob leaves it smelling like a rose nawmean

lol

[Loli Pops]

http://i.imgur.com/DDmQmjm.png

[Swish]

You guys need to somehow watch "Embarrassing Bodies" on UK's Channel 4 TV.

Probably doable with a UK proxy, but this shit comes up all the time... and it seems like there's an interest here with people who have something wrong with them.

http://www.youtube.com/user/4oDDocumentaries

[Hailto]

Tell her to get on some anti-biotics.

[Hailto]

should try a tranny. No mess.

Are you DTF?

[katrik]

Are you DTF?

always dear

[Alawen]

Congratulations on fucking a bar whore with a dirty cunt. You're making excellent life decisions.

[Hailto]

always dear

Now we're talkin.

[Lara]

Least this server has some girls on it who can answer you little thread here (and it helps the fact that I am a nurse). A "fish smell" isn't normal; This isn't caused by a girl being dirty! She needs to see a gynecologist. Usually it is a yeast infection or bacterial Vaginosis.

[OMGWTF420]

bacterial Vaginosis.

i am going to start making this a regular part of my vocabulary, thanks

[picodefaggo]

i would do anything to any woman at this point

[Autotune]

Least this server has some girls on it who can answer you little thread here (and it helps the fact that I am a nurse). A "fish smell" isn't normal; This isn't caused by a girl being dirty! She needs to see a gynecologist. Usually it is a yeast infection or bacterial Vaginosis.

Or the guy that was fingering her prior to her reaching the bar had recently ate a platter of shrimp.


True story tho, foods women eat apparently can have an effect on the smell of her vagina.

(Source) read an article that was linked on reddit.

[Lron]

Congratulations on fucking a bar whore with a dirty cunt. You're making excellent life decisions.

lol

[OMGWTF420]

The Mysterious Odor

[Razdeline]

I was once banging a girl out in a bathroom, I was sitting on the toilet with her on top of me. It was a small bathroom and i noticed that the fucking bathroom started to smell like a harbor.

What worked for me you may ask?

I stopped breathing, closed my eyes and pretended I was banging someone else.

[Autotune]

What works for me, removing myself or her from the room.

Only way I could fuck something that smells like that is if I'm passed out and she raped me.

[Razdeline]

Took me 20 sec and that includes taking off my pants. ( I don't wear underwear I find it useless, commando for me)

[Razdeline]

Yeah I have never ever been in another stink situation besides that one...My guess is if a woman smells that bad they REALLLYYY don't give a shit about themselves to the extent where they are probably letting great danes fuck them

[Clark]

shit's called BV, surprisingly common for how disgusting it is. I had a similar experience, she got naked in the dark and I smelled it and had to stop fooling around with her. Room smelled for a day or so, pretty vivid memory considering how wasted I was at the time.

http://www.channel4embarrassingillnesses.com/conditions/bacterial-vaginosis/
(http://www.channel4embarrassingillnesses.com/conditions/bacterial-vaginosis/)

ew

[Clark]

I think i'd rather get slapped in the face with dried-up semen cocks than ever have to smell a dirty vag again.

omg that hurt to laugh at that :D

[Autotune]

Yeah I have never ever been in another stink situation besides that one...My guess is if a woman smells that bad they REALLLYYY don't give a shit about themselves to the extent where they are probably letting great danes fuck them

Exactly how I see it.

Not to mention, I had a buddy get gonorrhea from a chick that was like that. After she left he was complaining about it and at first I just thought it was the slight smell... nope, this was horribad. He washes his sheets/comforter, because they smell, after the dryer finishes and he opens the door the whole place smelled like 2 week old sun baked shrimp. The memory of that smell and him getting gonorrhea = not able to for me.

[Autotune]

Exactly how I see it.

Not to mention, I had a buddy get gonorrhea from a chick that was like that. After she left he was complaining about it and at first I just thought it was the slight smell... nope, this was horribad. He washes his sheets/comforter, because they smell, after the dryer finishes and he opens the door the whole place smelled like 2 week old sun baked shrimp. The memory of that smell and him getting gonorrhea = not able to for me.

I should say the door to the laundry room, not the dryer btw.

[Bodeanicus]

Ain't a man 'til you get some stanky on your wanky.

[picodefaggo]

im a virgin but the day i bed a women i wont be thinking of the smell, just the fact that yes after 33 years im ready to join society as a man

[Aviann]

im a virgin but the day i bed a women i wont be thinking of the smell, just the fact that yes after 33 years im ready to join society as a man

Wait until you are married

[Shrubwise]

im a virgin but the day i bed a women i wont be thinking of the smell, just the fact that yes after 33 years im ready to join society as a man

It's overrated. Try bedding a dude instead.

[Razdeline]

Exactly how I see it.

Not to mention, I had a buddy get gonorrhea from a chick that was like that. After she left he was complaining about it and at first I just thought it was the slight smell... nope, this was horribad. He washes his sheets/comforter, because they smell, after the dryer finishes and he opens the door the whole place smelled like 2 week old sun baked shrimp. The memory of that smell and him getting gonorrhea = not able to for me.

Damn better get my shit checked, and better notify the countless women Ive seen in the past 8 years

[Faywind]

i met this broad at the bar down the road, and she is one of the hottest girls i have ever been with, but her vagina smelled so bad i had to stop fooling around with her to smoke a cigarette outside. After she left, my entire room still smelled of catfish bait. Is this normal?

Nice story. How much did you pay for her?

[Goofier]

True story...
Went to the local grocery store late one day, deathly sick and needed some NyQuil.
Went to the short-short line, second up.
All of a sudden, I thought to myself, daaaaamn, they got a load of rotten fish in or something.
Looked down at the counter in front of me, and the chick ahead had 4 bottles of douche.

[Shrubwise]

All of a sudden, I thought to myself, daaaaamn, they got a load of rotten fish in or something.
Looked down at the counter in front of me, and the chick ahead had 4 bottles of douche.

http://www.got-heem.com/images/bottleofdouche.jpg