Win a date with Lron

[Lron]

Win a date with me, Lron!

Rules: Whoever writes the most romantic sentence after this thread has been on page 2 or more for 3 days wins!

What do you win? A date with The Server Legend himself. I will fly you out to Texas, provide 2 nights room, board, accommodations and dinner for 2 at a romantic restaurant tucked away in the hill country of this big beautiful state.

I will be judging which sentence or poem is the most romantic, so try to appeal to what you know gets me in the gizzard.

Thank you for playing and good luck!

[Cecily]

So if no one replies...

[Rhambuk]

If I win can I sell my prize for cash value?

[Tippett]

u guys were suppose to just ignore the thread god

[Lron]

So far Rhambuk is winning, he is closer to romantic than the other 2.

[picodefaggo]

i already donated testes to steriod research months ago idiot

[Lron]

Please read the rules again, I am picking the winner based on how romantic the content of their words are, not on who can look like the biggest buffoon.

[Aviann]

I wrote you a poem to go with my fiery love for romancing people.

"The sun, shines, on the grass..."

[Lron]

Gorgeous Aviann. You are now in the lead my man.

[Yibz]

Rogean, please allow
Us to vote threads zero stars
P.S. - balls. Thank you.

[Tippett]

Christian’s dirty talk makes us turn 50 shades of red
“Show me how you pleasure yourself … Keep still … We’re going to have to work on keeping you still, baby … Let’s see if we can make you come like this … You’re so deliciously wet. God, I want you … I’m going to fuck you now, Miss Steele … Hard ... Come for me, Ana.” (114, 116, 117, 118)

Anastasia’s ‘Inner Goddess’ comes out
“I pull him deeper into my mouth so I can feel him at the back of my throat and then to the front again. My tongue swirls around the end. He’s my very own Christian Grey-flavored popsicle. I suck harder and harder … Hmm … My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves.” (137)

Anastasia climaxes ‘again and again’ … and again
“He leans down and kisses me, his fingers still moving rhythmically inside me, his thumb circling and pressing. His other hand scoops my hair off my head and holds my head in place. His tongue mirrors the actions of his fingers, claiming me. My legs begin to stiffen as I push against his hand. He gentles his hand, so I’m brought back from the brink ... I come instantly again and again, falling apart beneath him … then I’m building again … I climax anew, calling out his name.” (195, 196)

Things get kinky between ‘The Dominant and The Submissive’
“Suddenly he grabs me, tipping me across his lap. With one smooth movement, he angles his body so my torso is resting on the bed beside him. He throws his right leg over both mine and plants his left forearm on the small of my back, holding me down so I cannot move … He places his hand on my naked behind, softly fondling me, stroking around and around with his flat palm. And then his hand is no longer there … and he hits me—hard.” (273, 274)

Anastasia’s ‘Inner Goddess’ grapples with spanking
“We lie there, panting together, waiting for our breathing to slow. He gently strokes my hair … Boy … I Survived. That wasn’t so bad. I’m more stoic than I thought. My inner goddess is prostrate … well, at least she’s quiet.” (276)

Continues grappling as Christian rubs baby oil on her ‘behind’
“Sitting beside me, he gently pulls my sweatpants down. Up and down like a whores’ drawers, my subconscious remarks bitterly. In my head, I tell her where to go. Christian squirts baby oil into his hand and then rubs my behind with careful tenderness—from makeup remover to soothing balm for a spanked ass, who would have thought it was such a versatile liquid.” (277)

Wait, all this ‘Dominant and Submissive’ stuff is really confusing Anastasia’s Inner Goddess
“You beguile me, Christian. Completely overwhelm me. I feel like Icarus flying too close to the sun.” (188)

But she still likes the idea of ‘silver balls’ in naughty places
“He holds out his hand, and in his palm are two shiny silver balls linked with a thick black thread … Inside me! I gasp, and all the muscles deep in my belly clench. My inner goddess is doing the dance of the seven veils … Oh my … It’s a curious feeling. Once they’re inside me, I can’t really feel them—but then again I know they’re there … Oh my … I may have to keep these. They make me needy, needy for sex.” (362, 364)

She might even like the riding crop and wrist cuffs more!
“At the touch of leather, I quiver and gasp. He walks around me again, trailing the crop around the middle of my body. On his second circuit, he suddenly flicks the crop, and it hits me underneath my behind … against my sex … The shock runs through me, and it’s the sweetest, strangest, hedonistic feeling … My body convulses at the sweet, stinging bite. My nipples harden and elongate from the assault, and I moan loudly, pulling on my leather cuffs.” (323)

When he’s not spanking/flogging, Christian’s quite sweet
“He sighs, slides in beside me, and pulls me into his arms. Careful not to touch my stinging behind, we are spooning again. He kisses me softly beside my ear.” (366)

And oh-so-vulnerable
" ‘Why don’t you like to be touched?’ I whisper, staring up into soft gray eyes. ‘Because I’m fifty shades of fucked up, Anastasia.’ ” (369)

" ‘The woman who brought me into this world was a crack whore, Anastasia …’ I slip into a dazed and exhausted sleep, dreaming of a four-year-old gray-eyed boy in a dark, scary, miserable place.’ ” (367)

But she can’t resist the dominant (really, she just wants him to pull her hair)
“His arms are wrapped around me, and he’s pulling me to him, hard, fast, gripping my ponytail to tilt my head up, kissing me like his life depends on it … He drags the hair tie painfully out of my hair, but I don’t care. He needs me, for whatever reason, at this point in time, and I have never felt so desired and coveted.” (478)

[Rhambuk]

way too much effort ;)

[kotton05]

Ill ignore you. You cook me sammich. True love.

[Tiggles]

This is such a bad thread.

[beyondinfin]

Shouldn't you talk in the 3rd person to make your dumb persona complete?

[Halfelfbard]

Bend over grab ur ankles and tell me how much you love me.

[Kagatob]

Nothing good ever came out of Texas. This is a proven fact.

Before someone points out stuff from Austin, you must not be aware that Austin isn't Texas.

[Aviann]

Nothing good ever came out of Texas. This is a proven fact.

Before someone points out stuff from Austin, you must not be aware that Austin isn't Texas.

Dude, awesome steak. Come on.

[Yibz]

Dude, awesome steak. Come on.

MT beef far superior. Just a fact.

[Aviann]

MT beef far superior. Just a fact.

I like all steaks, I will seek out this MT beef.

[quido]

I have lots of romantic sentences to share but unfortunately this thread hasn't been on page 2 or more for three days yet.

[Halfelfbard]

Ill cut ur head off and put it on a ant hill, then piss down ur exposed throat.

So romantic.

[Peatree]

"M" is for the mudflaps you gave me for my pickup truck.

"O" is for the oil in my hair"

T" is for T-Bird

"H" is for Haggard

"E" is for Eggs...

and "L" is for......LRON!

[Cecily]

This thread just seems like an application to be sexually assaulted by an online predator.

[Trollcake]

Win a date with me, Lron!

Rules: Whoever writes the most romantic sentence after this thread has been on page 2 or more for 3 days wins!

What do you win? A date with The Server Legend himself. I will fly you out to Texas, provide 2 nights room, board, accommodations and dinner for 2 at a romantic restaurant tucked away in the hill country of this big beautiful state.

I will be judging which sentence or poem is the most romantic, so try to appeal to what you know gets me in the gizzard.

Thank you for playing and good luck!

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll218/HikoTanifuga/Dumb%20Pictures/chris-hansen-2.jpg

[SamwiseRed]

lul this guy was griefed off eqmac by a bunch of hipsters. wouldnt last 2 min on blue, wouldnt last 2 seconds on red