None of you seem witty

[Lron]

I want to play here, but i fear if i move from EQmac to here, the immaturity of this community will just become boring and tedious since none of you seem to use your wit.

[Daliant17447]

no one gives a shit about you or where you play

[Lron]

Daliant - not witty.

[purist 5.2]

lron unfunny on mac but at least novel due to few trolls

flat out useless on p99

[Lron]

purist - not witty.

[ymw]

http://i.imgur.com/WWouq5O.jpg

Again.

[Lron]

ymw - not witty.

[Splorf22]

I want to play here, but i fear if i move from EQmac to here, the immaturity of this community will just become boring and tedious since none of you seem to use your wit.

This is, in fact, not witty. Which is pretty amusing.

[Lron]

Splorf how would you know how to assess a sentence to see if it is witty if you lack the wit to make a witty sentence when you comment on the lack of wit in my post which isnt witty and never will be.

Splof - not witty.

[TotallyLegit]

We have enough hotshot retards here already.

GO AWAY

[Susano]

Lron, you let me down.

When I woke the sleeper on EQmac, I was waiting for you to spawn, all I got was Keraphym :(

[Trollcake]

Lron just mad Kerafyrm got awakened and fucked up his immersion.

mad fgt is mad

inb4 not witty

[Tierael]

Lron, I think you should play here. You'd fit in JUST fine. In fact, many of the forumquesters may even flock to your banner in an attempt to save face :D

You use statistics as a drunken man uses lamp posts – for support rather than illumination.

[Tierael]

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llnp3v9AbC1qc34opo1_400.gif

[Hitchens]

Another terrible Lron thread.

[Lron]

Hey susano baby.

trollcake - not witty

Tierael - not witty

TotallyLegit - not witty.

[Lron]

Hitchens - not witty (P99 forum hitchens of course, not the great Hitchens that was taken from us by pneumonia from esophageal cancer complications december 15 2011...he was almost as witty as me and thats saying a lot as you all know.)

[Trollcake]

This message is hidden because Lron is on your ignore list.

I don't ignore people like this, its to much fun to watch them make a complete idiotic asshole of themselves.

Lron confirmed mad

[Relapse2]

posting in a shitty thread

[Trollcake]

posting in a shitty thread

[Lron]

relapse - not witty

[Lron]

Mighty Xenu - Not witty.

[Relapse2]

lot of witty people over at http://www.eqmac.com/forums/index.php... i hear this fine gentleman byt he name of Dredge is playing there now. i bet you 2 would be the best of buds.

[Peatree]

Begs question, how do you define wit?

[Lron]

I know wit when i see it.

Peatree -not witty.

[Avon Barksdale]

I want to play here, but i fear if i move from EQmac to here, the immaturity of this community will just become boring and tedious since none of you seem to use your wit.

I did the opposite. Currently enjoying that decision.

[Alawen]

Begs question, how do you define wit?

It raises the question. Begging the question is not at all the same thing.

[lilyanna]

Actually his use of the word begs in this context is correct.

[lilyanna]

Lron I thought you left EQmac a while back

[Lron]

lilyanna was that your attempt at being witty or just a general comment?

[lilyanna]

General comment. If I was attempting to be witty I would have tried much harder!

[Alawen]

Actually his use of the word begs in this context is correct.

No. Begging the question would be a statement like: he is not witty because his statements lack wit. It's an informal fallacy. It does not mean nearly the same thing as raising the question.

[Lron]

lily i assume you are attracted to me because you are biologically programmed to want the popular, powerful, witty alpha male in the group so he can protect your offspring. While i appreciate this, im not sure if its an appropriate reason to have a crush on me.

[Lron]

Alawen - not witty

[lilyanna]

You assume wrong :)

[Lron]

lilanna - not witty

[Alawen]

Lron - not witty

[Thana8088]

lilanna - not witty

At least she didn't misspell your name!

Please do grace us with some of your wit so we will know to what we should aspire. :)

[Lron]

This entire thread is chock full of amazing witty quips from Lron The Server Legend.

Thana - not witty

[Alawen]

Lron - not witty

[Thana8088]

This entire thread is chock full of amazing witty quips from Lron The Server Legend.

Thana - not witty


You present your posts in this thread as evidence of your superiour wit?

The p99 court finds you lacking.

[getsome]

lily i assume you are attracted to me because you are biologically programmed to want the popular, powerful, witty alpha male in the group so he can protect your offspring. While i appreciate this, im not sure if its an appropriate reason to have a crush on me.

Your reasoning is sound, your deductions are not.

I hope you stick around. I am curious if you can duplicate the infamy you achieved on eqmac. You may want to apply to be a guide so you can really enjoy the server and share your vast eq experience.

Good luck

[Peatree]

I know wit when i see it.

Peatree -not witty.

There is only one thing worse in the world to be witty and that is not to be witty.

[Tierael]

Your reasoning is sound, your deductions are not.

I hope you stick around. I am curious if you can duplicate the infamy you achieved on eqmac. You may want to apply to be a guide so you can really enjoy the server and share your vast eq experience.

Good luck

That has got to be the coolest avatar I've seen yet.

[Lron]

You present your posts in this thread as evidence of your superiour wit?

The p99 court finds you lacking.

I find the court sufficiently insufficient to judge me on anything that has to do with wit and you are still - not witty.

[Alawen]

Lron - not witty

[Lron]

alawen - not witty

[Lron]

Your reasoning is sound, your deductions are not.

I hope you stick around. I am curious if you can duplicate the infamy you achieved on eqmac. You may want to apply to be a guide so you can really enjoy the server and share your vast eq experience.

Good luck

Thanks for the support.

getsome - not witty

[Alawen]

Anyone who has ever derived a chuckle or even a wry smile from anything Lron has posted in this thread or any other, please speak up now.

Lron - not witty

[Lron]

*raises hand

alawen - not witty

[Faywind]

lily i assume you are attracted to me because you are biologically programmed to want the popular, powerful, witty alpha male in the group so he can protect your offspring. While i appreciate this, im not sure if its an appropriate reason to have a crush on me.

Lron - not witty.

You can't call others "not witty" if you can't even comprehend what that is.

Nice troll attempt btw...

[Thana8088]

I find the court sufficiently insufficient to judge me on anything that has to do with wit and you are still - not witty.

I seriously doubt you could find your ass with both hands, and that's with it sitting squarely on your neck.

I've read more wit off of a bathroom stall.

[Lron]

Faywind - not witty

[Lron]

Thana - not witty

[Thana8088]

Thana - not witty

You've already said that.

Repeating yourself = not very witty.

[Alawen]

He did manage to get a few of us to respond, but I'm thoroughly bored with it now. Your fifteen minutes are over, Lron.

[Lron]

I seriously doubt you could find your ass with both hands, and that's with it sitting squarely on your neck.

I've read more wit off of a bathroom stall.

If you don't have wit, you cannot tell others that they have no wit because you wouldn't be able to identify what wit is if you don't possess wit on your own persons so therefore you are showing what little wit you have by trying to tell me that you have read more wit off of a bathroom stall which as a statement in and of itself is witless to the core.

Thana - not witty

[lilyanna]

I laughed at what Catt said :)

Catt confirmed witty.

[this user was banned]

I want to play here, but i fear if i move from EQmac to here, the immaturity of this community will just become boring and tedious since none of you seem to use your wit.

Go have fun with your buttfuck buddy Dredge there

[Lron]

this user was banned - not witty

[this user was banned]

this user was banned - not witty

Lron - fucking idiot

[49shadesofgay]

Lron please play on project 1999, you would be the greatest thing to ever happen on this server.

You were a server legend on Al'Kabor, and quite frankly given the lack of wit, humor and class that the denizens of this server display I believe they are in dire need of a p99 server legend.

Lron, you are that man. I beg of you, please play on project 1999!

[Peatree]

If you don't have wit, you cannot tell others that they have no wit because you wouldn't be able to identify what wit is if you don't possess wit on your own persons so therefore you are showing what little wit you have by trying to tell me that you have read more wit off of a bathroom stall which as a statement in and of itself is witless to the core.

^
Holy cow what a run on.

[Lron]

49shadesofgay - witty man

[Thana8088]

Lron please play on project 1999, you would be the greatest thing to ever happen on this server.

You were a server legend on Al'Kabor, and quite frankly given the lack of wit, humor and class that the denizens of this server display I believe they are in dire need of a p99 server legend.

Lron, you are that man. I beg of you, please play on project 1999!

Second greatest.

You leaving was the greatest. :D

[Lron]

^
Holy cow what a run on.

Doesn't know what a conjunction is...embarrassing.

Peatree - not witty

[Peatree]

Doesn't know what a conjunction is...embarrassing.

Peatree - not witty

Conjunction junction what's your function?

[Lron]

Nice attempt, it was cute but cute =/= witty.

[Lron]

I am sobering up and this might be the most retarded post i have ever made. I apologize to everyone for having to endure it and pray that we can all remain friends.

[Autotune]

lron is correct, none of you are witty.

[lilyanna]

Stealin = not witty :p

[Lron]

You are doing it wrong lily.

stealin - not witty

[lilyanna]

Shh Lron go drink some more :)

[Lron]

You want to go out on a date tonight lily?

[Friday]

With Lron you can't fall victim to the classic blunders:

1. Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

2. Slightly less known, never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

[Halfelfbard]

There's a filthy virus that grows in this thread, and it's called Lron-itis!

[Tippett]

worst thread on page

and thats saying alot

[Lron]

Tippett - not witty

[Ephirith]

I'm post-witty

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[Zapatos]

Lron should most definately play here. He was one of the best parts of eqmac and taught me to be less melodramatic and become a better player. Once I thought he was training me, but now I know he was just ensuring I remembered to watch track, have everyone sow'd and have evac memmed like a proper Druid. Thanks!

[Autotune]

worst thread on RnF period.

and that's not surprising

fixed.

[Clark]

no one gives a shit about you or where you play

+1

[Clark]

I'm post-witty

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what in the...

[Autotune]

what in the...

portable music disc players, they are going to be all the rage!

[cyryllis]

not an lron fan at all, but your rnf is boring as fuck. it was at least interesting a year or so ago but everyone ran out of ideas.

FUCK T'kagi ro

[kenzar]

RnF was wayyyyyyy better with tags. I'd make a poll thread about bringing tags back, but im way to apathetic, and it would probably suck worse than this thread.