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Old 06-04-2021, 11:52 AM
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Default Cats will be using cell phones.

This little one has been watching me and sticks her paw on it. Don't doubt if a little robot came out and gave her food for swiping a dancing paw icon she'd be asking me for the phone.
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Old 06-04-2021, 12:23 PM
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Cats spread dis-ease. Be easy
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Old 06-04-2021, 12:24 PM
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Dogs smile now.

They didn’t used to do that.
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Old 06-04-2021, 12:27 PM
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Wrong, dogs have smiled and also spoken since I was a kid. I can remember my pup Sandy looking at me dismissively and saying "wwwwoooof" when she caught me playing hide n seek. She always smiled at me.

As for cats, I don't have any positive memories of them. I just remember waking up drowning in fluid at my aunt's house from the cat dander 1nce. But the smell of piss does not excite me so I probably don't have that humiliating parasite which makes one sexually attracted to the piss of a small animal, so it makes sense I haven't developed a covert sadomasochistic relationship with any furry pets
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Old 06-04-2021, 12:34 PM
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Puppies are born with ‘human-like’ social skills, wired to communicate with people
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Old 06-04-2021, 01:00 PM
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dogs > cats

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Old 06-04-2021, 03:38 PM
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Id agree dogs are a bit ahead, but pee or no their odor is really hit or miss.

Honestly I think toxoplasmosis gondii is a stabilizing factor in my anxiety disorder maybe.

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Old 06-04-2021, 03:48 PM
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I took my dog to the vet today for a checkup, they make you sit outside now with your dog and wait for a phone call.

So.. I don't use cell phones, so I was kinda screwed.. Apparently you literally can't take your animal to this vet without a cell phone, I just walked in and had a few ladies freak out on me.

They thought I was crazy for not having a cell phone. Me and my dog are irrelevant now, ruh ruh.


Meanwhile, no one was looking up from their cell phones, 20+ cars, every single one on their phones.
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Old 06-04-2021, 04:05 PM
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I took my dog to the vet today for a checkup, they make you sit outside now with your dog and wait for a phone call.

So.. I don't use cell phones, so I was kinda screwed.. Apparently you literally can't take your animal to this vet without a cell phone, I just walked in and had a few ladies freak out on me.

They thought I was crazy for not having a cell phone. Me and my dog are irrelevant now, ruh ruh.


Meanwhile, no one was looking up from their cell phones, 20+ cars, every single one on their phones.
Is this guy Byue? lol
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Old 06-04-2021, 04:17 PM
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Rogue dog poos very bad on playing fields for young men honing their rugby. Deadly even.

Cats give you aids.
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