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Cats will be using cell phones.
This little one has been watching me and sticks her paw on it. Don't doubt if a little robot came out and gave her food for swiping a dancing paw icon she'd be asking me for the phone.
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Cats spread dis-ease. Be easy
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Dogs smile now.
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Wrong, dogs have smiled and also spoken since I was a kid. I can remember my pup Sandy looking at me dismissively and saying "wwwwoooof" when she caught me playing hide n seek. She always smiled at me.
As for cats, I don't have any positive memories of them. I just remember waking up drowning in fluid at my aunt's house from the cat dander 1nce. But the smell of piss does not excite me so I probably don't have that humiliating parasite which makes one sexually attracted to the piss of a small animal, so it makes sense I haven't developed a covert sadomasochistic relationship with any furry pets | ||
Last edited by imperiouskitten; 06-04-2021 at 12:30 PM..
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Id agree dogs are a bit ahead, but pee or no their odor is really hit or miss.
Honestly I think toxoplasmosis gondii is a stabilizing factor in my anxiety disorder maybe. You're right, my cat smells like fine perfume [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] | ||
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I took my dog to the vet today for a checkup, they make you sit outside now with your dog and wait for a phone call.
So.. I don't use cell phones, so I was kinda screwed.. Apparently you literally can't take your animal to this vet without a cell phone, I just walked in and had a few ladies freak out on me. They thought I was crazy for not having a cell phone. Me and my dog are irrelevant now, ruh ruh. Meanwhile, no one was looking up from their cell phones, 20+ cars, every single one on their phones. | ||
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Rogue dog poos very bad on playing fields for young men honing their rugby. Deadly even.
Cats give you aids.
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