End Times

[Jobaber]

Originally Posted by goblinmob [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

BUT THEN! just as humanity stops and sees the errors of it's ways... asteroid..

thats like my fetish!

first we all blame each other for our own problems and start ripping each other limb from limb

then some ass hole rips the most people up and everyone worships it as a god king and

and just when humanity thinks they've stopped killing everyone Jesus appears and kills the rest of those rotten cockroaches.

[Jobaber]

jesus comes riding in on Apophis asteroid like

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[goblinmob]

George Carlin would be happy as fuck right now. Seems like something he'd appreciate lol

[Ekco]

Originally Posted by goblinmob [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

George Carlin would be happy as fuck right now. Seems like something he'd appreciate lol

idk, I'm kinda happy he didn't live to see us deteriorate this far i have a feeling his brand of nihilism was hiding profound disappointment with mankind.

[Trexller]

Originally Posted by Jobaber [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

jesus comes riding in on Apophis asteroid like

ya know the first ground penetrator weapon (bunker buster) was developed in record time, under budget and with 1/10th the test drops of other bombs

all we have to do is put a 30 megaton nuclear bunker buster on Nasa's SLS heavy

the US DOD actually states on record that they aren't going to decommission and continue to develop the super crazy nuclear weapons as matters of planetary defense. These guys know what we're really facing, info that they don't release

I hate to be the buzzkill during apocalypse porn time, but there are many other realistic ways that we're all gonna die

[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by Jobaber [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It's weird how the people that want to pay for the news the most are the fuckn bleeding heart socialists.

Taxes could pay for the news! And we could raffle off news licenses! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Jobaber]

Originally Posted by goblinmob [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

George Carlin would be happy as fuck right now. Seems like something he'd appreciate lol

happy, but canceled for sure. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Ekco]

Originally Posted by Trexller [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

but there are many other realistic ways that we're all gonna die

anyone checked in on the bees? how those lil important fuckers doing.

[goblinmob]

That would be equally funny for as much evidence as we've found that shows us how finely tuned everything has to be to work

[Jobaber]

Originally Posted by Trexller [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

These guys know what we're really facing, info that they don't release

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For real: spoilers