Joke time

[Duik]

Who does the Jedi Council send to deal with all cunts.

ObGynKenobi.

Edit--- You must make the joke up for it to count.

[Ciderpress]

I used to think revenge is a dish best served cold, but then I realized it means getting back at someone.

(not mine but the author is unknown to me, so close enough)

[Reiwa]

How do you tell if your mucus plug will hold?

Check whether you took birth control or an aphrodisiac.

[Evia]

The first dirty joke I ever heard was...

What did captain Dick say to Captain Condom?
Cover me I'm going in.

10 year old me thought I had discovered peak humor... rofl.

[Jimjam]

What does a person in transition who also suffers from allergies call their medication?

 

anti-cistermines

I’m truly sorry.

[Ekco]

i don't have it finished but i have a premise about how houses don't have urinals so for a male to get a bathroom experience actually tailored to him we have to leave to the house to go a bar or sports game..etc

something something everyone who doesn't piss in their sinks as a protest is a cuck to their wife or something.

[Duik]

Why are boys better than girls?

There is no Y.

And Ekco. That is gold.

[Ekco]

i'm sure someone has written a joke about it somewhere, i tried googling it and you get like reddit threads of people actually putting urinals in their homes n shit lol
https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoug..._have_urinals/

but couldn't find any clips of comics saying anything

[Reiwa]

Well I was chatting to this chick, trying to get a date.

I ask what she's into.

"Snakes", she replied.

Well that's unusual, I thought - "what kind of snakes?" I ask.

Comes the reply, "24 inch pythons of course."

 

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[Duik]

Waiting for someone to say "SYDG urinal".
Like everyone has a urinal in their ManCave.