Dating thread

[Reiwa]

Post here when you go on dates.

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[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Went ice skating (one of my fav date activities) with a cute therapist a week ago, still dating her

Then 2 days ago went on a quick after work dinner date with this gorgeous 9/10 hot physical therapist. I mean she was model hot though, crazy that she’s single no kids. I had a fun engaging date, but I’m good enough at reading people to recognize she wasn’t really flirting, moreso just entertained/engaged (because I love convo and do it for a living so it’s ez). So despite having her number (most gals don’t want to give out numbers vs keeping things on apps because it’s more awkward when they have to ghost), I just sent and received the polite “thanks for coming, I had a lot of fun” text and then deleted her number. She never texted after the same sort of polite ty message from her. No need to reject, no need to block. I take my own leave

W-w-what if you’re wrong though? What if she was really into you and couldn’t show it and was waiting for you to follow up? Doesn’t matter. She was a bit too religious for even me. And getting dates with girls like that in my city of 2 million people is effortless. There’s an endless stream

[Lune]

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gorgeous 9/10 hot physical therapist. I mean she was model hot though, crazy that she’s single no kids.

Because she's in a mountain of debt lol

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I went bowling on our 2nd date with the girl before last who I dated for like 8ish months. She worked in a luxury purse type of store

She gave me this cute award afterward she made on her computer. My username on the bowling screen was LAZER which she mispelled. I had kept the award up on my fridge for a while

Our server was some elf-looking dude so I called him Eldridge. That’s where that name on the bottom right came from. Her and I were both pretty drunk NGL

[shovelquest]

That is very cute.

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This was me and that gal at the Ren Fen last time it was in town, woulda been about a year ago now

Going to take the therapist (mental health not physical) to the Ren Fen this year methinks

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Kayaking always a great date idea, also a good workout so worth investing in one or two used ones

Tell the gal to make the picnic lunch and I handle all the rest (both yaks, all the gear, booze, driving to and from the lake). Then you can yak to your picnic spot and set up day camp

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The therapist gal I’m dating I saw last sat for dinner, and she had an interesting story. It was recently her birthday (and I didn’t know but we haven’t been dating that long and I barely remember my mom’s birthday much less some random gal I started dating)

But anyway it was her birthday and she said she was in the bathroom and had lit a candle in there and her cat was stomping around the shelf the candle was on. And I already suspected I knew the outcome because we’ve all seen that Americas Funnest Home Videos clip where the cat lights its tail on fire accidentally

But hers was worse. The cat did light its tail on fire the same time it was looking at her. And it’s little cat brain make the split second association that SHE had somehow lit its tail on fire. And this perfectly well behaved for all its lifetime loving cat went into Fighting For My Life Attack Mode on her

She said the only reason her arms weren’t savaged was because she ripped the shower curtain rod off the wall and was using it to keep the cat back somewhat

She eventually was able to get away from it in a different room. Eventually after a while it apparently decided to stop holding a grudge, which surprised me. I had heard a story of a tiger in Russia that some dude wounded and that fucking Tiger stayed outside his house for like a day or more, bleeding, waiting for him to come out and tore him to shreds. Cats are vengeful creatures

Made me think of my cat Ernie. He has never play fought hard enough to even draw blood. He knows what’s up, he knows how to pull back. But now I wonder if he could have his MK ULTRA attack sequence initiated by something…

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

I came across this article during the SnoozeBowl

This has to be written for chicks only because no dude is going to go on a date with himself I’m sorry. With his anime pillow maybe. I could see why it is more acceptable for women to do this form of self care. Because if I was a waiter and a gal told me I’d think oh that’s cute…But if a dude told me he was on a date with himself, I’d ask if he wants me to leave the other chair there so he can act like someone is coming so as to not look as much like a loser. Jk lol. Or am I

I wonder if this could turn into a MeToo story for women where she felt pressured into sex while on a date with herself. And afterwards she doesn’t know how she feels about it. Could get a lot of views and clout if you try both