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Old 05-20-2017, 03:58 AM
Sadre Spinegnawer Sadre Spinegnawer is offline
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Melania says fuck the patriarchy by wearing pants. Shopped version cuts out swarm of midget House of Saud ninjas who, through centuries of spice use, have become so small they neatly iron and fold space. Secret Service agent in back was running toward the spice mutated ninja midgets.

But you go Melania.
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Old 05-20-2017, 04:10 AM
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y was secret service running toward her, were they gonna beat her ass for wearing pants and push her to the ground?
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Old 05-20-2017, 09:56 AM
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y was secret service running toward her, were they gonna beat her ass for wearing pants and push her to the ground?
Nah, dude right next to her didn't know what to do and is clearly nervous by being in the presence of the First Lady. Her phermones must have been sending all those guys into beast like modes of sexuality.
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Old 05-30-2017, 02:26 PM
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Shouldn't we have more enlightened titles for our nation's leaders, to reflect the progress made on issues of gender and sexuality? Like Thing 1 and Thing 2, or First It?
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Old 05-30-2017, 02:57 PM
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Shouldn't we have more enlightened titles for our nation's leaders, to reflect the progress made on issues of gender and sexuality? Like Thing 1 and Thing 2, or First It?
gotta admit this made me XD irl
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