Cats

[unsunghero]

Originally Posted by Trexller [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

every morning when you wake up, you have to fight for your life.

every night when you get home, you have to fight for your life.

I would keep, "The Predator" as a pet, but on some days I would just release a xenomorph to distract the predator while i get stuff done
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im the guy w/ the gun sneaking away while they go at it.

I make it away from that fight, turn the corner and I am greeted by:
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I don't know which i should fear more, but you know, hi-jack

Would bang the second

[Trexller]

Originally Posted by unsunghero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Would bang the second

man. from the film you know whats underneath that helmet, basically a vagina with huge razor sharp teeth, so head is out of the question.

and im pretty sure that thing will not have matching genitalia, i assume just a cloaca.

[Jibartik]

See these animals have a society

https://www.tiktok.com/@animalzbeing...84149397030405

[nostalgiaquest]

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[starkind]

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tbh if i could choose and life were differen't i would have large spider pets instead they are even less annoying than any other animal i can think of and eat the more annoying bugs so i don't have to feel guilty for smashing them

but life gave me cats

and a mom

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and because i'm an ultra nice person i tolerate them more than they tolerate me

woke up to a cat rolling around on my face and licking my hair

sharks would also be cool, but not as pets lol just like completely wild undomesticated megasharks keeping anything out of our territory and completely independent

[HalflingSpergand]

Absolute best number one pet goes to chickens hands down

[Cecily]

Originally Posted by Trexller [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

we just gonna ignore the blatant irony?

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[nostalgiaquest]

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