Who'd win?

[Lelroni]

Pirates
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VS

Ninjas
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VS

Vikings

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VS

Dinosaurs

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???

[Cowboy]

There is absolutely no correct answer other than Dinosaurs.

Oh noes, we Pirates and Vikings have encountered an aquatic dinosaur. It swiped its tail/fin and now we're drowning.

Also, the same mutagen that warped the Ninja Turtles could be given to the Dinosaurs to make ultra amazing raptor Jesuses.

There are so many explanations, really too many to bother. Dinosaurs.

[Loretta]

Originally Posted by Cowboy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

There is absolutely no correct answer other than Dinosaurs.

Oh noes, we Pirates and Vikings have encountered an aquatic dinosaur. It swiped its tail/fin and now we're drowning.

Also, the same mutagen that warped the Ninja Turtles could be given to the Dinosaurs to make ultra amazing raptor Jesuses.

There are so many explanations, really too many to bother. Dinosaurs.

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[Hasbinbad]

Pirates have cannons.

If there was only one Ninja, (s)he would be indestructible due to the Inverse Ninja Law (Stormtrooper Effect), but there are more than one.

Cannons > Ninjas
Cannons > Vikings
Cannons > Dinosaurs

Thus: Pirates win.

[Aarone]

Originally Posted by Cowboy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

There is absolutely no correct answer other than Dinosaurs.

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Pirates have cannons...

Thus: Pirates win.

What about Dinosaurs with cannon? In space...

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[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by Aarone [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What about Dinosaurs with cannon? In space..

That is fiction.

[Atennu]

Dinosaurs have the iksar AC and some even have an innate damage shield.

Put that together you have an iksarian fire pet vs J-Depp. The result is Lulz

[Hasbinbad]

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= dead dinosaur.

[Aarone]

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

That is fiction.

It's true - and the pirates do have better writers...

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[Alawen Everywhere]

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Pirates have cannons.

If there was only one Ninja, (s)he would be indestructible due to the Inverse Ninja Law (Stormtrooper Effect), but there are more than one.

Cannons > Ninjas
Cannons > Vikings
Cannons > Dinosaurs

Thus: Pirates win.

This would be true if there were only one dinosaur! However, in real life, everyone knows the pirates would quickly run out of cannonballs as the relentless waves of dinosaurs continued their mindless assault.

Given this list, the answer is clearly dinosaurs.

I would recommend, however, that vikings be relegated to a secondary class and instead robots should be included in this list.