I am looking for a guild to join

[CancerMage]

I recently left my guild, I don't have as much time to play and basically I'm looking to do the same content but only put in about 10% of the time into the game as my old guild. Do any other raiding guilds do that? I was thinking there might be a guild out there that only petitions its way into raid content instead of playing the game. I'm looking for a guild with a full velious raiding comp, that also doesn't sock windows for whatever reason. One that claims they are casual but stands ready to kill velious content.

I know it doesn't make sense, but I'd really like to join that guild. Any suggestions?

[myrddraal]

At this point socking is kind of the meta. At least on blue. Most things that can die within 10 mins of spawn do. Only thing that takes more time is inner ring tov a d ring war really.

[CancerMage]

I have heard on green there is some kind of guild named after magic cards that is fully comp'd but doesn't sock targets.

[Baler]

Would you be willing to watch a hidden ranger 24/7 and press track when it's ready.
Then switch to a rogue or cleric after batphoning eveyone.
As well as outside window farm up clickies for the raid tanks when theirs run out of charges?

[CancerMage]

Originally Posted by Baler [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Would you be willing to watch a hidden ranger 24/7 and press track when it's ready.
Then switch to a rogue or cleric after batphoning eveyone.
As well as outside window farm up clickies for the raid tanks when theirs run out of charges?

no i already told you i left my guild that does all the hard work to earn dragons. I want to join the one that doesn't do any of the hard work and just petitions for concessions and wins dragons that way. the work smarter not harder method id say.

[YendorLootmonkey]

Originally Posted by CancerMage [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

no i already told you i left my guild that does all the hard work to earn dragons. I want to join the one that doesn't do any of the hard work and just petitions for concessions and wins dragons that way. the work smarter not harder method id say.

Please describe this "hard work" your former guild does. One guy training your competition so they're forced to do CR and re-clear for hours while you kill dragons competition-free, and then claim it was "an accident performed by one person not acting on behalf of the rest of the guild" to escape concessions/raid bans seems pretty easy.

In fact, the only hard part about that is coaching your fall guy what to say in /tells to make it look good for the counter-petition document.

[CancerMage]

Originally Posted by YendorLootmonkey [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Please describe this "hard work" your former guild does. One guy training your competition so they're forced to do CR and re-clear for hours while you kill dragons competition-free, and then claim it was "an accident performed by one person not acting on behalf of the rest of the guild" to escape concessions/raid bans seems pretty easy.

In fact, the only hard part about that is coaching your fall guy what to say in /tells to make it look good for the counter-petition document.

i want to join yours, I want to sit behind seal team and not clear anything and wait for the perfect moment to snatch a dragon. And since TOV is easily to get trained in if you are sittin near the other guild. I want to petition our way to dragons like your guild. I don't want to have to do shit except kill the dragon. I'm tired of putting alot of time into things i want.

Also, I want to complain when my lazy strat doesn't work.

[YendorLootmonkey]

Originally Posted by CancerMage [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i want to join yours, I want to sit behind seal team and not clear anything and wait for the perfect moment to snatch a dragon. And since TOV is easily to get trained in if you are sittin near the other guild. I want to petition our way to dragons like your guild. I don't want to have to do shit except kill the dragon. I'm tired of putting alot of time into things i want.

Also, I want to complain when my lazy strat doesn't work.

Well, for one, you are mistaken... my guild is <Black Lotus>. We have like three or four active players after everyone left because they were highly excited to spend all of Velious writing up multi-page petitions when the supposed competition did not play fair. We are no threat to anyone's precious fucking pixels.

I am simply supporting my longtime friends who would like to raid in there without having a guild known for denying pixels to others (not to mention having been raid banned for their poor behavior) intentionally send in a fall guy -- who clearly has been coached on how to respond to tells to make the petition response look good -- to train them and then claim it was an accident, as has been their trend.

I don't fault them... I mean, if I were a collection of sociopaths who "welcome competition" but then train a guild who were actually about to beat them to some targets, "misguided individual acting on their own" is how I would play it in order to keep my guild out of trouble, too.

[Horza]

Originally Posted by CancerMage [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i want to join yours, I want to sit behind seal team and not clear anything and wait for the perfect moment to snatch a dragon. And since TOV is easily to get trained in if you are sittin near the other guild. I want to petition our way to dragons like your guild. I don't want to have to do shit except kill the dragon. I'm tired of putting alot of time into things i want.

Also, I want to complain when my lazy strat doesn't work.

Sorry about your blackface guild.

[cogthegreat]

So you want to join a guild like Dark Men of Odus on green or blue?