09-09-2021, 02:29 PM
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Planar Protector
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: The side of Bristlebane
Posts: 5,921
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Originally Posted by Izmael
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The one single most important thing is: monitor the blue/green forums and make sure you make it very clear to everyone you are a red player, by using words such as "bluebie", "cuck", or "pras". This is paramount. It doesn't really matter if you do actually PvP. What matters is that you take credit for it.
- Never be nice to anyone unless you intent on stealing their manastones.
- Roll a druid or a wizard, run around Norrath and see if you can catch someone afk or generally with their pants down. Gate the f out upon the first signs of resistance.
- Make sure to talk as much shit in /ooc as you possibly can. Log on a bunch of boxes to agree with yourself if you're getting your ass handed to you. That's perfectly cool.
- Secretly play on blue/green most of the time. Never admit to it.
- Never, ever use proper punctuation or capitalization in whatever you are writing. If you are actually good at written english (because you actually are a huge RL nerd or w/e) try to inject common typos / misspellings in your writing. Never write "you're", always "your".
- Never finish a sentence with an question mark - you are never supposed to ask for anything, even a reply. Example: Who are you? (wrong), "who ru" (correct). You not only avoided proper capitalization, you also avoided an interrogation mark, and used several more leet red techniques in just a few characters.
- You get extra points if you're extra bad at writing. For example, putting a space before all your punctuation .
- Never act surprised.
- Don't trust, don't fear, don't ask.
Granted, it will take you a while to learn these leet skills, but once you do - you will be unstoppable.
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Can someone please add this to the wiki ASAP?
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Originally Posted by Rogean
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