The 11,000,000p Monk

[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by Salaryman [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

A chain can be used as a weapon, like the greek and roman mythological god of war Kratos and his Blades of Chaos, in mythology had used his chains to defeat his master athena.

And also like in the Quinten Tarontino movie: Django Reinhardt The Unchained: who took upon his chains to wield the Blades of Chaos with only 2 fingers and free himself from slavery and then go on tour with his jazz band across the USA.

So thats many examples of why im the number #1 PVPer in all of EverQuest History, but heres more proof, The Guardian Robe:

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[Twochain]

Acceptable RNF thread OP.

u aint shit though, hope this helps

my full SS level 1 druid would have fuckin thumped ur shitty monk

[Duik]

Lemme get this straight, PvP stands for Pussy Vs Pussy right?

[OuterChimp]

This shit never happened on Teal.

[eisley]

Originally Posted by Sprawlz [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I've made lots of pp on Blue back in 2017-2019 and have a massive amount of all kinds of legacy items that I never log in to look at. I don't think I've logged in P99 in the last 3 or 4 years at all. I'm not even sure how many manastones or beads I have exactly.

You too? I have one of the last Fungi staves and like 10 pairs of beads on blue but logging in is #effort

[BattleToad99]

I think it's Pike! (cool dude) F U Yamsack!

[Rager and Quitter]

I have to rest my penis on the toilet seat when I sit to poo because otherwise it touches the inside of the bowl or is like half submerged in the water. It's really not comfortable to poop with your dick flopping over the edge of the seat in front of you, but better than it being steeped in poo water for like 15 minutes while you pinch a loaf.

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Originally Posted by hagglebaby [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Before you speak negatively of my achievements, let me tell you what this cost me. Over the past five years I lost my job, my wife, my kids, I lost everything that really matters in life. I still get to see my kids every other weekend but when I go to pick them up I usually have to see the guy who is now fucking my wife. He usually wears little shorts or light grey tights. Pretty sure he has a massive penis. Look im happy for her but all im saying is, before you extol or denigrate me, just think about me showing off my twinked out monk to my kids when they come over. I do little dances and cheers in the tunnel so they can see what I’ve accomplished. They don’t give a fuck they just want to go on their iPad and go to McDonald’s. Meanwhile my wife is probably getting juiced extra loud because the kids are out of the house.

Anyone marrying your middle aged wife saddled with her 2 kids is probably only doing it for appearances sake

I’d give a go at that stepdad whose package you’ve been thinking about if I were you. Decent chance he might be secretly bi or gay and then you could steal him from the wife and get revenge that way

And if you want more of your kids just do what you do best and forget they exist. Kids love that. Be the cool friend parent and leave them alone with their iPad and when they get a little older say you don’t mind if they vape so long as they do it at the park or something. Your kids will want to be with you 24/7

I think some people in this thread thought this guy’s story was real

[shovelquest]

Martha Washington had 2 kids when she married the man that would win a revolutionary war against a global empire.

[Twochain]

Originally Posted by hagglebaby [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Before you speak negatively of my achievements, let me tell you what this cost me. Over the past five years I lost my job, my wife, my kids, I lost everything that really matters in life. I still get to see my kids every other weekend but when I go to pick them up I usually have to see the guy who is now fucking my wife. He usually wears little shorts or light grey tights. Pretty sure he has a massive penis. Look im happy for her but all im saying is, before you extol or denigrate me, just think about me showing off my twinked out monk to my kids when they come over. I do little dances and cheers in the tunnel so they can see what I’ve accomplished. They don’t give a fuck they just want to go on their iPad and go to McDonald’s. Meanwhile my wife is probably getting juiced extra loud because the kids are out of the house.

I think everything worked out great for your wife