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Old 07-13-2021, 06:58 PM
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At this moment, right now, whose toilets currently have skid marks?
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Old 07-13-2021, 07:11 PM
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i eat fiber because

- its good for my gut (this is what my GP believes)

- it lets me do a full poop in under 15 seconds so I dont lose camp (this is reality)
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Old 07-13-2021, 07:23 PM
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i eat fiber because

- its good for my gut (this is what my GP believes)

- it lets me do a full poop in under 15 seconds so I dont lose camp (this is reality)
Amateur. Are you even playing P99 if you didn't get a colostomy bag installed?
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Old 07-13-2021, 07:28 PM
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Amateur. Are you even playing P99 if you didn't get a colostomy bag installed?
thats why i dont have warder loot
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Old 07-13-2021, 07:30 PM
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Old 07-13-2021, 08:10 PM
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can't fuck up a toilet when a sock is my toilet
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Old 07-14-2021, 03:02 AM
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not sure any buttsplatter is from me, but ya i dont hae bowel problems much anymore

do some root chakra meditations, part of me isn't 'how to stay alive' i can do that it's now 'how to leave a meaningful life' or 'create a life' or do something like that and have a 'voice' or something (lol nope not gonna happen) but hey,

if u have poo problems drink water, and eat oatmeal, and chew ur food and avoid loads of meats
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Old 07-14-2021, 03:03 AM
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not sure any buttsplatter is from me, but ya i dont hae bowel problems much anymore

do some root chakra meditations, part of me isn't 'how to stay alive' i can do that it's now 'how to leave a meaningful life' or 'create a life' or do something like that and have a 'voice' or something (lol nope not gonna happen) but hey,

if u have poo problems drink water, and eat oatmeal, and chew ur food and avoid loads of meats
and dairy bad too (but yogurt OKish)
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