Shower accountability thread #2 - Page 2

unsunghero · #11 10-10-2022, 02:15 AM

I go through 2 bath towels (my gym gives free towels) in terms of sweat on leg day, so I will always shower after those. And they are every other day

(I also pee 2-3 times per session from how much water I'm drinking...)

Duik · #12 10-10-2022, 08:43 AM

Drive through car wash.

Encroaching Death · #13 10-10-2022, 08:45 AM

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Drive through car wash.

I did this once while rolling on Ecstasy.

And of course we used MY car...I lost a bet probably.

All the windows down, sunroom down, etc.

Surprised we didn't get arrested.

caveslug · #14 10-10-2022, 08:58 AM

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Why not just take a shower then? Takes like 15 minutes if you are meticulous. I put a video on my phone on full volume and set it on the sink and listen to the audio

You must spend 10 minutes just on your crotch, to sit in the shower 15 mins.

Even when I worked a sweaty dirty job, still only took me 5 minutes at most.

Encroaching Death · #15 10-10-2022, 09:19 AM

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You must spend 10 minutes just on your crotch.

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magnetaress · #16 10-10-2022, 09:23 AM

Later today. Soon. I promise.

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I used to build custom showers. Hardware can make or break any showering experience. I personally, love showering, I just like to be clean, I cant stand the feeling of "sweaty and dirty"

So consider the environment in which you bathe, get yourself a nice shower head with many settings and pressure regulation.

You may live in the American South, but you are not french or indian. So get your shower on, preferably before you become a level 4 biohazard. If not for yourself, do it for those around you! They have noses, and are not accustomed to your stench.

Go to home depot, and pick out a nice shiny detachable shower head, if you spend less than $60, you're doing it wrong.

also, because of this:

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I have a good one. I was the person who installed it and gave it vinegar baths to keep it working good. It does have a low pressure setting. It still hurts tho.

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I spend most of my time and effort on my hair. Would help a lot if I shaved bald.

MrSparkle001 · #17 10-10-2022, 10:08 AM

I can smell this thread

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Encroaching Death · #18 10-10-2022, 10:18 AM

Good tip for all the unwashed masses:

Corn Starch is great for your hair if you don't have time to shower. You can even apply it while camping that raid target.

It removes the greasy oils and STANK, but it does clump up into slimey grit that falls into the cracks of your office chair that you discover months later, thinking they're potato chip crumbs and you decide to snack on them.

DO NOT EAT. I do not recommend eating the greasy corn mash. It stinks. But has a salty, earth aftertaste. You might like it actually. You know what? Eat it. Actually eat it. I recommend it.

magnetaress · #19 10-10-2022, 11:37 AM

Success! No corn starch required!

unsunghero · #20 10-10-2022, 11:45 AM

In all seriousness though, I coulda swore about a year ago you were posting about having done a workout at home

Now mentioning it’s difficult to sit up in the shower. If this decline is due to weight gain, it’s time to attack this again, because like Gina implied in this thread, that can be a silent killer

Edit: that shower meme was funny