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Old 10-09-2022, 05:21 PM
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I'm starting to itch and burn in places. I smell very unique. It's been over 17 days. And the food stains on my dinosaur printed jammies are becoming old friends.
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Old 10-09-2022, 05:31 PM
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Why not just take a shower then? Takes like 15 minutes if you are meticulous. I put a video on my phone on full volume and set it on the sink and listen to the audio

Is this like a phobia? Is there such a thing as a fear of showers or is it a fear of water? You may have rabies if so
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Old 10-09-2022, 06:08 PM
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Good chance I have rabies.

It's really hard to sit up in my shower chair tho. And sometimes I feel like I'm being waterboarded by bullets and I will just be super tired afterwards so that is usually the end of my day...

Butt yeah I'm clean at least then.

I think it's just hard enough and stressful enough that it's easier to be a hot gross mess.
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Old 10-09-2022, 08:43 PM
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Old 10-09-2022, 08:46 PM
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Don't pray toooo much. Seriously pray for others or a new Xbox or something. Not me. Already at peace.

I am going to try again tomorrow.
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Old 10-09-2022, 09:34 PM
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I have to shower as soon as the crotch rot sets in (sorry, guildies afk!)
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Old 10-09-2022, 10:33 PM
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Old 10-09-2022, 10:34 PM
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I have to shower as soon as the crotch rot sets in (sorry, guildies afk!)
Skipping 1 shower gets that started for me.

I don't skip because of that.
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Old 10-10-2022, 12:30 AM
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I used to build custom showers. Hardware can make or break any showering experience. I personally, love showering, I just like to be clean, I cant stand the feeling of "sweaty and dirty"

So consider the environment in which you bathe, get yourself a nice shower head with many settings and pressure regulation.

You may live in the American South, but you are not french or indian. So get your shower on, preferably before you become a level 4 biohazard. If not for yourself, do it for those around you! They have noses, and are not accustomed to your stench.

Go to home depot, and pick out a nice shiny detachable shower head, if you spend less than $60, you're doing it wrong.

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Old 10-10-2022, 12:35 AM
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In the Florida humidity, you need to take a shower every 30 minutes to avoid getting "Stage 5 Swamp Ass".
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