Here's your April O'Neil, bro

[Basanos]

Originally Posted by Patriam1066 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Having low standards with anything isn’t great man. My kids had to get 98s in school. So did I

Pretending that mediocrity is acceptable is very, very dumb

Acknowledging that not all women are supermodels isn't a graded test

I cannot believe anyone is stupid enough to pretend like it's the images on the billboards that are the problem and not to presence of the billboars that is the problem

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[Basanos]

Yeah, that, except you don't have to fight a guy in an alley for an unsually long amount of time because you don't need the glasses

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[BattleToad99]

https://imgur.com/a/ZmEAHaN

[unsunghero]

LOTR MT:G set card leak

Should have made the ranger Blackagorn be fat too. Not very body positive

I’m trademarking “Blackagorn” now btw, you can’t use it

[Ekco]

only mtg waifu that ever mattered.

[goblinmob]

Originally Posted by unsunghero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

LOTR MT:G set card leak

Should have made the ranger Blackagorn be fat too. Not very body positive

I’m trademarking “Blackagorn” now btw, you can’t use it

Even though, objectively, I couldn't find an argument against any fictional thing being one way of another. Ya know why they doin it. And it's insulting. When companies do this, I feel like I'm being told I'm stupid.

[unsunghero]

Originally Posted by goblinmob [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Even though, objectively, I couldn't find an argument against any fictional thing being one way of another. Ya know why they doin it. And it's insulting. When companies do this, I feel like I'm being told I'm stupid.

100% they gonna do a Frodo and Sam gay lovers card

But they were giving off gay vibes in Jackson’s LOTR so that’s easy for me to wrap my head around

[unsunghero]

Originally Posted by unsunghero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

100% they gonna do a Frodo and Sam gay lovers card

But they were giving off gay vibes in Jackson’s LOTR so that’s easy for me to wrap my head around

They couldn’t call it “Gay lovers” though obviously. They’d have to imply it from the card text and pic

Something like “Artifact: Frodo and Sam’s Hairy Bois Oil” effect: 2 colorless mana: target hobbit is unblockable this turn
Flavor text: The hairy hobbit boys lube each other up so that they can penetrate the enemy defenses from behind

^
Something like that that might imply it