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Old 10-25-2022, 08:36 AM
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Cool somewhere out there

There's an alpha nerd with a big pile of trash on his desk, watching his minions loot 80% of the ToV pixels his alts already have. He hates them all equally for one reason or another, but he knows one day he will have enough raid points in the system he's created to take his last Dozekar pixel off that prize wall.

I know he will never truly love me, but I keep asking myself... "is he crootin?"

I'll be sitting here today imagining what it's like to be terrible at EverQuest and reading the comments below.
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Old 10-25-2022, 10:04 AM
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Old 10-25-2022, 10:22 AM
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I'll take being terrible at a video game over being a terrible person
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Old 10-25-2022, 11:01 AM
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Just get high on bath salts and you can actually go to Norrath and slay these dragons IRL
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Old 10-25-2022, 11:09 AM
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[QUOTE=Patrece;3524282]I'll be sitting here today imagining what it's like.../QUOTE]

That doesn't seem productive or healthy
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Old 10-25-2022, 11:12 AM
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I'll be sitting here today imagining what it's like...
That doesn't seem productive or healthy
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Old 10-25-2022, 11:28 AM
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To truly excell and surpass everyone around you in video game ability is one of the greatest highs you can experience.

To play 16+ hours, pissing in a two liter is an incredible feeling.

Unfortunately, many people are not any good at video games.
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Old 10-25-2022, 11:38 AM
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I achieved this goal while simultaneously getting into beach bod perfection. The only left to do is leave this earth with my pixels. Butt I couldn't follow thru (
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Old 10-25-2022, 11:44 AM
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I achieved this goal while simultaneously getting into beach bod perfection. The only left to do is leave this earth with my pixels. Butt I couldn't follow thru (
You still need a full dragon dildo collection before you can even think of starting NG+
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Old 10-25-2022, 01:14 PM
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Lets see.

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Good so far, consider the message here.
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