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Blashphemer...holocaust denier....what's the difference? You don't need to shame people into believing the truth, because the truth is good, you do need to shame people into believing a lie though because a lie is bad. | |||
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You're watching commercial jets full of passengers being flown into skyscrapers, then you flip over the channel to hear reports of a global pandemic killing millions of people. While you're flipping through all the bad news you lean over to the wife and say, "Oh that reminds me, we should have a child before we die!". What did you say to her when she arrived...? "Hey, welcome to the party. One day I'm gonna die and leave you all alone in this world I brought you into, and then you're gonna die too. You better start taking karate lessons cause there's pedo's waiting to rape and murder you. BTW it's father's day today, where's my gift from you? Hold my beer, I need to go tell this a guy on a forum that he's inadequate then we can get back to me telling you how fucked you are because of me. Yay. FYI, I'm divorcing your mom and you're gonna have two dads because I'm finally coming out the closet after living a lie all these years. Yay me. Now let's get you into the UFC octagon so you can protect yourself from cancer." Congrats, you have won a Darwin Award. | |||
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"imperfections"... This world is a shit hole you blind nonce. When heaven comes to earth though it's gonna be fab. I'll have no excuse to complain then. | |||
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You know you're a nothingburger when...
You hype up Quarm server. You go to Burger King to buy vegan food. Charlie Chan is offensive to you. You watch Love Island. You permanently camp a mob so nobody else can camp it. You admire Bill Burr and Dave Chappelle. You make a speech telling people how precious this "life" is. When you call the police because there's an RV parked on the road near your house. When you say "I care about not caring" and then you expect people to care about you and your bullshit causes. | ||
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The Holocaust happened...and your personal truths of it not are nothing but fantasy. Keep writing in cool fonts bro you are so edgy and informed of the tRuTH!?!?!? | |||
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