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Old 09-01-2013, 04:33 PM
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My uncle played Magnum P.I. on TV.

My aunt was a porn star in the 80s.


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Old 09-01-2013, 04:36 PM
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My uncle played Magnum P.I. on TV.
Proof demanded.

ALSO...

My uncle was one a first name basis with several Republican Presidents, invited to numerous state dinners.

And I fuck a porn star on the semi-regular.
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Old 09-01-2013, 04:39 PM
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hello little red robin hood, why dont you come check out whats under my dress? lol that was what one of her pornos were about
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That would be awesome, if it were true.
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My aunt had an affair with someone she met on classic back in 2001.
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