Why can't I attack or talk shit about the staff?

[Elfminster]

What staff?
How rare is the staff?
Where is the staff from?
What's the name of the staff?
Is it a pre-nerf staff?
Why does the staff need special protection anyway?
Did the staff have a nervous breakdown?
Is the staff resting?
Does the staff have a nervous disposition?
Is the staff easily offended?
Is the staff easily triggered?
Is the staff hyper sensitive?
Is the staff depressed?
Is the staff fragile?
Is the staff violent?
Is the staff afraid of scrutiny?
Is the staff PvE only?
Why is it okay to attack other players but not the staff?
What's so special about the staff?
Can I get a staff too or am I too late again?