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Old 07-26-2023, 07:10 PM
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These people would have been forced out of any private sector or, hell, even public sector job ages ago. Mitch is 80+, Biden is 80+, Feinstein is a fossil, Pelosi was a fossil. Wheel em all out and right into the fucking nursing home, these people should not be running the country.
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Old 07-26-2023, 07:58 PM
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Modern medicine can keep your body functioning well past Glitch McConnell's age, but it has no solution to keep your brain healthy. This is a somewhat new phenomena; in history the vast majority of these peoples' bodies would crap out around the same time their brain did if not before.

Time for a constitutional amendment implementing an age limit to prevent future Bidens, McConnell's, and Feinsteins.
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Old 07-26-2023, 08:13 PM
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Pelosi is still there.
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Old 07-26-2023, 08:17 PM
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Ah you're right, she stepped down from leadership though after being bullied by the mob
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Old 07-26-2023, 08:40 PM
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Glitch McConnell is a good nickname. Hopefully trump starts using it
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Old 07-26-2023, 08:44 PM
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Ah you're right, she stepped down from leadership though after being bullied by the mob
Don't bully old ladies.
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Old 07-26-2023, 08:47 PM
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On the contrary, I think government officials should be at least 65. Such civil servants would live off their pensions and social security instead of milking taxpayers. Limited terms are an added benefit.
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Old 07-26-2023, 08:58 PM
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holy shit that looks bad, Glitch McConnel looks worse than Biden.

it's like that video where Eminem glitches out.



or this one

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Old 07-26-2023, 09:10 PM
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Glitch McConnell.
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Forget don't say gay. Up the ante. Dont say anything. That's mine.

Ohh, and Bahhahahahahaha. I mean, from good stock that boy is. He'll go far.
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Old 07-27-2023, 11:20 AM
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The simulation sometimes glitches. It happens.
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