Blue is not dead. We are considering running a donation drive to run an advertisement on TV starting out with very sad music, and Macaulay Culkin depressed in his bedroom, covered in cheeto dust and beer stains. Living at home, his mom and dad open the door, and as a last ditch effort, they hand him an EverQuest Titanium box. He looks at it, and the advertisement cuts to the near future of him well groomed, wearing nice clothes, and in a much tidier room logging on Blue every morning and playing with his friends. Eye of the tiger is playing. As he is discording his friends, one of them is a girl that complements him. The ad then cuts again into the near future of Macaulay and his female friend in game walking down the wedding aisle. It then again cuts to the future of them having kids, where the whole family is playing p99, grouping, raiding, and dungeon crawling together.
Then it ends with a well respected, fashionable, cool Macaulay Culkin saying," Find me on blue." and then winking.
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03-02-2025, 04:45 PM
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