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08-22-2012, 01:39 PM
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Breaking News: Grandmaster Pow aka Timtebow bridges faction divide
I am a monk with a peaceful heart. It troubled me that on this new land we call Kubark there was a new race of people foreign to us and highly distrustful. It was my mission to bring God to these heathens and show them the path of tolerance. Before they would hear me out, I had to convince them I was worthy of an audience with Trooper Mozo, which meant killing over 9000 goblins that were encroaching on their fair city. Once this task was complete, I could commence fueling Mozo's bone chip addiction. As Mozo sunk deeper and deeper into addiction, my standing with these lizard men rose inversely.
But it's not enough to simply win standing with Cabilis' guards. I had to prove myself to it's people, who were often hard to convince that my cause was just. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] I was bested by this scaled monk. But with time and many offerings to the people, I began to earn their trust. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] And yet, I still had to forge on. Mozo was well satisfied with my bone chip offerings but the Crusaders of Cabilis still demanded more. I fed thousand after thousand to Mozo until he nearly overdosed, and miraculously, I was at last allowed safe passage into cabilis. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Who knows what power this newfound alliance may deliver to us? For now, a toast! To the new frontier of cooperation, and to the new world! | ||
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#3
08-22-2012, 01:47 PM
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Nice job
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08-22-2012, 02:08 PM
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Confirmed monk named Bruce Lee on blue but Timtebow nerfed
how u get so many bone chip dayse
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Last edited by Lucky; 08-22-2012 at 02:14 PM..
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08-22-2012, 02:11 PM
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Funniest part is how it happened. After someone reported him for 'killing' them when it wasn't against the rules and the when the GM realized he couldn't reprimand him for killing the person they then nerfed his name because it was 'technically against the naming policy'. Meanwhile there's 15 people running around named Willy Wonka and Bruce Lee and Lovely was exploiting the economy into the ground. Cool GMs bro. I can't remember his name but I think it started with an S
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Last edited by Muaar; 08-22-2012 at 02:15 PM..
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08-22-2012, 02:49 PM
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I get about as many tells asking how i got a 3 letter name as I did for having tebow
ps i posted my bind point bring it nihilum | ||
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#9
08-22-2012, 02:59 PM
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Grats Pow, best name evar, for the love of gods ;p this guy poopsocked skeles for at least a month )
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