End Times

[Jobaber]

Originally Posted by Ekco [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

this thread reminded me of where i used to get my top tier Christian conspiracy theories/predictions/facts from.

Adding this cold hard fact about time 4chan travelers winning the war of who gets to control earth in the future, since you mention it.

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[Jobaber]

Im sure the story goes:

1. 4chan trolls people online
2. everyone gets mad
3. ww3 starts
4. 4chaners stay in basement
5. survive the nukes
6. able to survive on highly processed foods, huge fat stores kept them alive
7. free of judgment and with ai and tech left over they turn themselves into little anime girls
8. invent time travel
9. come here to get online and troll us more
10. call themselves reptoids as a lol

And here we are.

[Ekco]

it's fine, the elected leaders that cause the problem will be saved.

[magnetaress]

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Triple post was an axecident. Dunno y it did that.

[Jobaber]

Pentagon says UFOs from mother ship in our solar system may be using the suns energy to float towards and around planets like a balloons.

Like the 3/4 mystery balloons they lost after shooting them down just a couple months ago.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-ne...uamua-harvard/

[Trexller]

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https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-ne...uamua-harvard/

fuck that pay wall

why would anyone subscribe

[Jobaber]

Originally Posted by Trexller [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

fuck that pay wall

why would anyone subscribe

https://astronomy.fas.harvard.edu/people/avi-loeb

That guy this wrote this paper:

https://iopscience.iop.org/article/1...41-8213/aaeda8

Astronomer Avi Loeb Says Aliens Have Visited, and He's Not Kidding
Astrophysicist Avi Loeb at the unveiling of the Breakthrough Starshot initiative in New York City on April 12, 2016. Credit: Jemal Countess Getty Images
Avi Loeb is no stranger to controversy. The prolific Harvard University astrophysicist has produced pioneering and provocative research on black holes, gamma-ray bursts, the early universe and other standard topics of his field. But for more than a decade he has also courted a more contentious subject—namely, space aliens, including how to find them. Until relatively recently, Loeb’s most high-profile work in that regard was his involvement with Breakthrough Starshot, a project funded by Silicon Valley billionaire Yuri Milner to send laser-boosted, gossamer-thin mirrorlike spacecraft called “light sails” on high-speed voyages to nearby stars. All that began to change in late 2017, however, when astronomers around the world scrambled to study an enigmatic interstellar visitor—the first ever seen—that briefly came within range of their telescopes.

The object’s discoverers dubbed it ‘Oumuamua—a Hawaiian term that roughly translates to “scout.” The unavoidably cursory examinations of this celestial passerby showed it had several properties that defied easy natural explanation. ‘Oumuamua’s apparent shape—which was like a 100-meter-long cigar or pancake—did not closely resemble any known asteroid or comet. Neither did its brightness, which revealed ‘Oumuamua was at least 10 times more reflective than one of our solar system’s typical space rocks—shiny enough to suggest the gleam of burnished metal. Most strangely, as it zoomed off after swooping by the sun, the object sped up faster than could be explained by our star’s waning gravitational grip alone. Run-of-the-mill comets can exhibit similar accelerations because of the rocketlike effect of evaporating gases jetting from their sunlight-warmed icy surfaces. But no signs of such jets were seen around ‘Oumuamua.

To Loeb, the most plausible explanation was as obvious as it was sensational: taken together with its possibly pancakelike shape and high reflectivity, ‘Oumuamua’s anomalous acceleration made perfect sense if the object was in fact a light sail—perhaps a derelict from some long-expired galactic culture. Primed by years spent pondering how we might someday find evidence of cosmic civilizations in the sky’s depths, he became increasingly convinced that, with ‘Oumuamua, the evidence had instead found us. In late 2018 Loeb and his co-author Shmuel Bialy, a Harvard postdoctoral fellow, published a paper in the Astrophysical Journal Letters arguing that ‘Oumuamua had been nothing less than humanity’s first contact with an artifact of extraterrestrial intelligence.

The paper has been a smash hit with journalists but has fallen flat with most of Loeb’s astrobiology-focused peers, who insist that, while strange, ‘Oumuamua’s properties still place it well within the realm of natural phenomena. To claim otherwise, Loeb’s critics say, is cavalier at best and destructive at worst for the long struggle to remove the stigma of credulous UFO and alien-abduction reports from what should unquestionably be a legitimate field of scientific inquiry.

[Trexller]

oh yeah that's been news for awhile now, dude is ultra credible

Oumuamua is some bullshit though, designed to distract us from this one which never leaves earth orbit and has been there for at least 13,000 years

[Jobaber]

https://www.jbsa.mil/News/News/Artic...ous-phenomena/

this dept from pentagon says that the probes may float around like balloons.

you know like the balloons we shot down and "lost" over us and canada? (the great wastelands of the earth, untraveled by people)

[Trexller]

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https://www.jbsa.mil/News/News/Artic...ous-phenomena/

this dept from pentagon says that the probes may float around like balloons.

you know like the balloons we shot down and "lost" over us and canada? (the great wastelands of the earth, untraveled by people)

that vid i just posted is basically this

with your advanced knowledge of conspiracy theories, whats your take?

that thing is in stable earth orbit, it's definitely there, can sometimes be seen w/ a cheap telescope and can be tracked by radar, existed prior to any man-made space junk and it's not an asteroid

my take is that it's an interstellar baby monitor