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Old 07-12-2015, 12:43 AM
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Default I don't have a lot of success with women...

...but you guys seem to do alright.

Got any tips?
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Old 07-12-2015, 12:52 AM
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Tell them you are good at Everquest and play on red 1999. Makes it wet err time~
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Old 07-12-2015, 12:59 AM
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Need more information to provide helpful advice. If you are into poor fat women then you don't need much advice but to ask them if they want to ****. If you are young or old you have to understand girls of diff ages generally look for different things. Younger girls like badboys who will piss their dad off because they are rebelling from their Oedipus complex. Older women are generally looking for potential security of their offspring, so they are attracted to men who look secure, brush their teeth and shit. Another thing is you gotta understand that diff women are into diff types of guys which is why they like the spice girls boy bands and shit like that. If you go after a girl thats into a different uniform guy you are basically wasting your time.
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Old 07-12-2015, 01:18 AM
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Offer a PL for sex, and if that doesnt work throw a fungi in 4 free.
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Old 07-12-2015, 01:20 AM
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Need more information to provide helpful advice. If you are into poor fat women then you don't need much advice but to ask them if they want to ****. If you are young or old you have to understand girls of diff ages generally look for different things. Younger girls like badboys who will piss their dad off because they are rebelling from their Oedipus complex. Older women are generally looking for potential security of their offspring, so they are attracted to men who look secure, brush their teeth and shit. Another thing is you gotta understand that diff women are into diff types of guys which is why they like the spice girls boy bands and shit like that. If you go after a girl thats into a different uniform guy you are basically wasting your time.
And there's actually a lot of truth 2 this.
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Old 07-12-2015, 01:25 AM
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first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman
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Old 07-12-2015, 01:26 AM
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Tell them you sit directly on your sweaty nut sack for literally twelve+ hours at a time in pursuit of 10 year old fictional glory instead of looking for actual human currency and friendships
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Old 07-12-2015, 03:16 AM
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are you white?

come to indonesia and sit in open location/breath
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Old 07-12-2015, 04:47 AM
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Tell them you sit directly on your sweaty nut sack for literally twelve+ hours at a time in pursuit of 10 year old fictional glory instead of looking for actual human currency and friendships
It is important to get the order right.

1) attract partner
2) ensure stable relationship
3) earn money
4) send partners to family for family weekend
5) go hog wild in Kurn's
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Old 07-12-2015, 05:21 AM
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It is important to get the order right.

1) attract partner
2) ensure stable relationship
3) earn money
4) send partners to family for family weekend
5) go hog wild in Kurn's
Good plan, eq is a long game after all.
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