The 11,000,000p Monk

[Sprawlz]

Originally Posted by hagglebaby [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Before you speak negatively of my achievements, let me tell you what this cost me. Over the past five years I lost my job, my wife, my kids, I lost everything that really matters in life. I still get to see my kids every other weekend but when I go to pick them up I usually have to see the guy who is now fucking my wife. He usually wears little shorts or light grey tights. Pretty sure he has a massive penis. Look im happy for her but all im saying is, before you extol or denigrate me, just think about me showing off my twinked out monk to my kids when they come over. I do little dances and cheers in the tunnel so they can see what I’ve accomplished. They don’t give a fuck they just want to go on their iPad and go to McDonald’s. Meanwhile my wife is probably getting juiced extra loud because the kids are out of the house.

Flipping is fun and can be profitable, but sounds like you might have overcommitted to your endeavour.

I've made lots of pp on Blue back in 2017-2019 and have a massive amount of all kinds of legacy items that I never log in to look at. I don't think I've logged in P99 in the last 3 or 4 years at all. I'm not even sure how many manastones or beads I have exactly.

I made all that money flipping shit in EC just like you did, but...

During that time, I managed to
- Start a family
- Get two sons
- Get a new job
- Move to a country with S-tier education for my kids

[shovelquest]

Would like to see you down an orc centurion at level 1 wimp.

[captain]

Brazier of elemental summoning is usable at level one and doesn’t cost 11 million plat.

Probably wouldn’t have saved your family though, since you never pleased your wife anyways, she always faked it. Your children are better off not having you as a father figure on a constant basis either.

[hagglebaby]

Originally Posted by captain [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Brazier of elemental summoning is usable at level one and doesn’t cost 11 million plat.

Probably wouldn’t have saved your family though, since you never pleased your wife anyways, she always faked it. Your children are better off not having you as a father figure on a constant basis either.

Damn bro that was uncalled for

[hagglebaby]

I would like to hear from Deathsilkymist itt. Consider this the bat signal

[Duik]

Originally Posted by hagglebaby [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I would like to hear from Deathsilkymist itt. Consider this the batshit crazy signal

Fixed.

[Jimjam]

Judging from his profile, DSM has still been intermittently lurking in the forums, if not posting.

DSM, I hope you're doing well, pal <3

[BigChief]

Originally Posted by shovelquest [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Found the Yamsak [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

That sounds illegal, leave the poor Yam's balls alone.

[hagglebaby]

Yea I just used brazier of elemental summoning for the first time. I gotta admit it was a kick in the nuts. It’s much more effective than the gear/LRs I bought at lvl 1. I still killed a centurion at lvl 1 with the 11Mpp man but I had to run around and do weird shit. I suppose some of these efforts could have been tempered. I’ll need to reframe my origin story to myself

[PatChapp]

You can use the brazier til 14 in blackburrow,then pop a dragon tooth in sol a and be ~40 in a cpl days naked
Hope this helps