Celebrity opinion = rare good, common bad

[Elfminster]

Common

• Oxygen
• Water
• Food
• Sunshine
• Cars
• Recreational vehicles
• Houses
• Birds
• Cats
• Dogs
• Flowers
• Microwaves
• Washing machines
• Computers
• Music
• Movies
• Clothes
• Toothpaste
• Doritos

Rare

• Climate change
• Cancer
• Covid
• Broken bones
• Amputees
• Terrorism
• Deadly explosions
• War
• Unicorns
• Nuclear holocaust
• Banksy artwork
• Scientific evidence
• Media evidence
• Government evidence
• WW2 veterans
• Loch ness monster
• Bigfoot
• Adolf Hitler
• Staff of the Dreaded Gaze
• Square wheels

[Reiwa]

Why is cancer on the good list?

[Elfminster]

Originally Posted by Reiwa [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Why is cancer on the good list?

Because it's rare so it's good.

[magnetaress]

I normally understand what Elfminster is posting about. Not this time though.

[Elfminster]

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