[Tel-A-Port] New porting guild

[skarlorn]

lets set up a guild called <Real Medicine Traders>

we only hang out behind shady

you have to speak to us in pig latin, or else we black list you

we sell real life OTC pharma to you in game, via emotes - no refunds

[skarlorn]

^terrible. Contextually irrelevant, bad pun - work on it

[aMindAmok]

Originally Posted by d3r14k [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

<Dial a Dad> not doing it for you anymore? If I could count the number of times I've gotten a PM from someone like this:

Fare: Hey, I tried PMing one of your guild mates but he hasn't responded and it has been like 10 minutes. Can I get a port?
Me: Sure, who were you PMing?
Fare: Derp
Me: /who all Derp

Derp Level 34 Bard <Dial a Dad> (Human)

Me: Yeah, that guy is in Dial a DAD, you want Dial a Port.
Fare: What's the deal with that?
Me: I don't know, they are a bunch of autistic derplords who relish in misdirection and inconvenience.

I know it is a troll guild and props I guess if you really feel you need to exercise your prerogative, but c'mon...

It's not Dial-a-Dads fault if a player cant even take the time to realize a bard (especially one named Derp) cant port anyone anywhere. I suppose if you wanted to run somewhere really really fast though... Derp is your man.

[maskedmelon]

been wanting to make a wizard for a pretty long time tbh. does tel-a-port admit wizards?

[Lulz~Sect]

Liek idk

[skarlorn]

I think the number one rule of this guild is that none of us are in port range but we all hang out at druid rings and get ppl in groups. The longer u hold someone up the more DKP earned.

[Pokesan]

Originally Posted by maskedmelon [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

been wanting to make a wizard for a pretty long time tbh. does tel-a-port admit wizards?

in for a flux staff mq if you decide to do this.
get your own jboots!

[maskedmelon]

Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

in for a flux staff mq if you decide to do this.
get your own jboots!

oo! i think maybe I'm gonna then ^^ hafta think of what to name myself now.

[skarlorn]

what race r u?

let me pick your name

[maskedmelon]

okay, I'm thinking delf, but maybe gnome.