<Bluebie Dawn>

[runlvlzero]

Requirements:

Must get mad if they lose pixels and fear item loot.

Must get mad if they can't win at pvp and have no pals to help them win.

Must refer to all forms of pvp as "grief" in Teamspeak channels.

Must be willing to rez mid combat into pvp and taunt opponents.

Must enforce rigded pyramid scheme and bloomin scheme to maintain elite virginity status outside of the normal pixel channels.

Must /petition and run fraps at all times.

Must have a history in either TMO or IB and be willing to play whatever class they are told in order to get free PL's to 55+ to zerg the opposition.

Must be willing to forumquest on behalf of any <Bluebie Dawns> officers request and have good personal and IRL attacking skills.

If you are unwilling and unable to fulfill these roles, you are not deservent of any pixels or levels or YT on this box.

Also, we are a family friendly as fuck guild. Our children are definitely not starving for attention and aren't going to grow up to become yet another problem in our great and fair society that other people must deal with.

<Bluebie Dawn> is the most responsible guild of Norrath, and a great fellowship of really enlightened human beings full of integrity, honor, and respect for their communities, and achievements.

[hagard]

tbh u seem like the angry 1 =)

[runlvlzero]

Naw, I'm smilin hard as hell. I aint worried bout forumquest or EQ. This is just a bit of artistic and creative expression.

I know that the people who'm I'm parodying will never learn. Nor do I care that they learn. (overmuch), I mean it would be great if they did.

But people like Chewie and others will at least get a giggle )

Thx for reply hagard, I do respect u, even though I have been a total loser on the forums around you. Otherwise I wouldn't bother.

TLDR: I got worse to fear than what happens cause of this thread, ridicule, ban, or otherwise, and I ain't even worried bout that which is out of my control.

[hagard]

i just run my mouth, anyone who has played with me knows i dont take this srsly

[runlvlzero]

Originally Posted by hagard [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i just run my mouth, anyone who has played with me knows i dont take this srsly

/pras

[Mac Dretti]

He role plays a forum alt

Doesn't take it srs

[Sektor]

pity reply. enjoy da ban

[runlvlzero]

Originally Posted by Sektor [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

pity reply. enjoy da ban

I will, I suppose, I was sad before I even posted knowing my voice probably would be silenced. Irregardless of how well spoken and thoughtful it might be. So already over it.

[HippoNipple]

Originally Posted by runlvlzero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Irregardless of how well spoken

Almost there.

[Muleworth]

This was painfully unfunny, it's possible to rip on red dawn without boring people to tears.