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[Filthy_Pagan]

Originally Posted by Nocsucow [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Why would I use a mace when my ar 15 would work bette?

Reported for making real life threats.

[Nocsucow]

Originally Posted by Filthy_Pagan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Reported for making real life threats.

and again... good luck pussy

[Pokesan]

Originally Posted by iruinedyourday [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

lets get back on topic, should sorp take their posts where they belong?

are you mad at me?

yes [ ] no [ ]

[maskedmelon]

Originally Posted by iruinedyourday [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

lets get back on topic, should sorp take their posts where they belong?

Why do S.o.R.P. Posts belong in Velious Beta Forum? I am slow. what am I missing?

[Filthy_Pagan]

Mercury

[AzzarTheGod]

Originally Posted by Nocsucow [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Why would I use a mace when my ar 15 would work bette?

How many vaccines did you get??

I think Nocsucow went "around the world" with the CDC list and jabbed himself with every vaccination in sight.

His brain and sperm were already cooked and now he wants to vaccinate his newborn asap.

Who is going to stop him?

[James_Joyce]

Originally Posted by maskedmelon [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Why do S.o.R.P. Posts belong in Velious Beta Forum? I am slow. what am I missing?

I believe the intended punchline is the implication that we are "betas". "Beta" is a memeword parroted by 14-year-olds on 4chan's /r9k/ board and by many Redditors, as well as having extensive market share on the p99 Red R&F section's Tumblr.

I don't blame you for not getting this joke. It comes from a very low and servile sense of "humor" that finds amusement not in things which are ironical or funny, but in referencing an in-joke that makes the joker feel that she belongs with a group of similar conformists who are fishing for "epic lulz".

The cherry on top is that the joke is indeed ironically amusing to the learned observer, in that the maker of the joke is caught predicating his humor on his submission to the will of people he perceives to be his superior, among the in-group, which in this case happens to be people who still use 4chan in 2016.

[iruinedyourday]

Originally Posted by iruinedyourday [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

sorp trying hard:

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[James_Joyce]

Originally Posted by James_Joyce [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

the in-group, which in this case happens to be people who still use 4chan in 2016.

I should note that the maker of the joke may not even be aware that 4ching is the group to whom he is offering his asshole in this thread. The flow of memetic information on the Internet is carried out much like a sperm-swapping pornography film.

IRYD will probably come to this post to reply that he does not use 4chan, and indeed he may be entirely unaware that "beta" originates and draws its memetic mojo from this nexus of the shitty part of the Internet. This does not change the fact that the sperm he has knelt and displayed to us proudly on his tongue in this thread was dripped into his mouth not by the dick of 4chan, but by another mouth -- if I had to guess specifically, I would guess the mouth belonged to Reddit, who dripped the delicious memes into our blindfolded forum hero's mouth like a pimply male Nadia Styles after it finished sucking every last delicious morsel from the big black cock of 2015/16 chan residents.

By so humiliating himself, a "cuck" (to borrow a word that might also be seeping into IRYD's vocabulary load-by-load) such as IRYD achieves a sensation of personal power: by submitting to the will of the greater man, or what he imagines to be such, he feels that he taking complete control of his person and his destiny. This can be a relatively healthy way of pursuing personal growth, and was once institutionalized in Greek pederasty and the Japanese tradition of nanshoku, where a young apprentice would serve as the receptive sexual partner to an older and more accomplished male, who would train the boy in return.

The tragedy and the comedy of a person like IRYD is that his ability to judge the quality of sempai is so lacking that instead of taking on a righteous masculine samurai to lovingly fill him with cum and teach him the ways of the world, he lays on his back and opens wide for whatever twelve-year-old or black person he perceives to be hip that day.

In a world of traditional values a woman like this would have a firm guiding familial hand to prevent her from walking into perdition. But in this perverse world of degeneration, all we can do is watch her debase herself and offer a moist towel afterward.

I'm here for you IRYD.

[iruinedyourday]

I know you're entire personality is derived from here 4chan.org/pol