Joke time

[magnetaress]

Nice thread op

[Duik]

From the site treating php delusions.


There is a thing called XY Problem which, in short, is asking for help with your attempted solution rather than your actual problem, in the area where your knowledge is deliberately limited.

So here is a joke on it:

Fred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated."

The doctor says, "Look, I don't know what kind of cult you're into or what your motives are, but I'm not going to do that sort of operation."

Fred replies, "Doc, I just want to be castrated and everything else is just none of your business. Here is $5,000 cash right here. Will you do it?"

The doctor says, "Well, okay, I guess I could do it if you want..."

So he puts Fred to sleep, does the operation and is waiting at the bedside when Fred wakes up. "Well, Doc, how'd it go?" Fred asks.

"It went fine, just fine. It's really not too difficult of an operation. As a matter of fact, $5,000 is a lot to pay for such a simple task and I felt a little guilty about taking that much. So, while I was operating, I also noticed that you had never been circumcised, so I went ahead and did that, too. I think, it's really better for a man to be circumcised, and I hope you don't mind my..."

"Circumcised!" yells Fred. "That's the word

[Ciderpress]

Originally Posted by Ekco [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

so, it's pretty obvious none of us are Great at telling jokes. try posting your fav joke from a comic that isn't famous

Challenge accepted!

I hate embedding here is the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqU2DzmaPCg

[Jimjam]

If coal is black gold, why don’t we call black golden retrievers coalden retreats?

[Ciderpress]

It would be funny if in the first jurassic park the lawyer guy just shut down the whole park immediately cause it's totally insane.

[Ekco]

Originally Posted by Ciderpress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It would be funny if in the first jurassic park the lawyer guy just shut down the whole park immediately cause it's totally insane.

kek, definitely way less of a believable premise then than now, i wouldn't put it past the billionaires of today to not actually attempt a Jurassic Park.

Ken Griffin paid 40 mil for a stegosaurus, just give it time.

rip Michael Crichton, dude probably had 1-2 more bangers in him.
Sphere>Jurassic Park

[Duik]

Why was Suddam Hussien like Little Miss Muffit?

They both had kurds in there way.

[Ciderpress]

It's time to do away with the current modern obsession of calling everyone "bud" or "buddy".

These terms are generally what you passive-aggressively call the hungover starbucks barista when they hand you your coffee. They come packaged with a kind of cold dismissive belittling of the recipient, whether intended or not.

If your beloved grandpa is on his death bed, and he recalls an inspiring story from his youth, you'd hardly say "cool thanks bud" in that moment, so just extend that basic courtesy to the rest of society you douchebag.

If I've known you for longer than 30 seconds please stop calling me bud, thanks.

[shovelquest]

Why did the Shadowknight break up with the necromancer?

They said the relationship was getting too draining!

[shovelquest]

Originally Posted by Ciderpress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If I've known you for longer than 30 seconds please stop calling me bud, thanks.

Ok, pal.