Evidence God is not a woman

[Encroaching Death]

If God was a woman, huge rockin tits wouldn't exist.

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[Jibartik]

God damn I love kids shows.

[Elfminster]

Originally Posted by Encroaching Death [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If God was a woman, huge rockin tits wouldn't exist.

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I SMH when I hear these girls telling the world they're oppressed. Does she look oppressed to you? She obviously loves being female, she should with all the perks she gets. I bet you she hates feminism really because in practice it takes all that away from her. She definatley ain't a practicing feminist, more like a feminist in name only.

These prick teasers are the real oppressors.

They're fake anyway. I prefer natural and hidden just for me to see unless I need to shut somebody up then she wears something that shows 'em off for me.

[Jibartik]

Don't be sexist she shoots whip cream out of her bra for women.

[Jibartik]

Now this we can all agree is not hot. And we can get down to SCIENCING

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[Elfminster]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Don't be sexist she shoots whip cream out of her bra for women.

Tasteless low fat cream full of E numbers.

[Elfminster]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Now this we can all agree is not hot. And we can get down to SCIENCING

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The best kind of girl is a princess in public and a whore in private.

KP is a whore in public so she's a bore in private.

She's spent before she even gets to the bedroom.

She's a crowd pleaser not a man pleaser.

This pic is more like the real KP. Snoozefest.

[Encroaching Death]

God, tits are great

[Elfminster]

Originally Posted by Encroaching Death [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

God, tits are great

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[Elfminster]

Democrat: "Hey, you there. It's your lucky day because I've got a marvelous idea to share with you!"

Man: "Cool, I love marvelous ideas. What is your marvelous idea and who are you?"

Democrat: "You know how you love to put your pole in holes?"

Man: "No comment"

Democrat: "Well, instead of having 3 pretty holes to choose from how about two ugly holes instead?"

Man: "What do you call this idea of yours?"

Democrat: "Homosexuality. In some places it's illegal but I am campaigning to make it legal"

Man: "What else are you campaigning for?"

Democrat: "The right to buy high and sell low. So are you in?"

Man: "No, these ideas of yours are some of the worst ideas I've ever heard. Only a retard would think they're good ideas"

Democrat: "HOMOPHOBIC! HELP! I'M UNDER ATTACK FROM A MOTHER FUCKING BIGOT! SOMEBODY HELP!!"