Beware the gnome Whukes

[Flamewraith]

Originally Posted by whukes [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Ok P99 detective just calm down. What do you need to see from my logs, me engaging Hadden and kylok doing nothing except for attacking Axe Broadsmith after Hadden dies?

Actually, who the fuck are you to demand logs from me? Get your own damn logs.

Yes from this I can see that you are clearly innocent. I dare you to try that approach at court. "What the fuck do you mean you want to see the pictures I have of the crime? Go fuck yourself, better yet, go get your own pictures." You are truly a genius and polite, there is no way that a shit head such as yourself would steal something from someone below you. Some people's kids.

[t0lkien]

Originally Posted by whukes [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Ok P99 detective just calm down. What do you need to see from my logs, me engaging Hadden and kylok doing nothing except for attacking Axe Broadsmith after Hadden dies?

Actually, who the fuck are you to demand logs from me? Get your own damn logs.

Your Honour, as you can hear for yourself, such contrition and humility could hardly be the work of guilt. The Defense rests.

[Flamewraith]

Originally Posted by t0lkien [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Your Honour, as you can hear for yourself, such contrition and humility could hardly be the work of guilt. The Defense rests.

I lol'd

[whukes]

Originally Posted by Flamewraith [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yes from this I can see that you are clearly innocent. I dare you to try that approach at court. "What the fuck do you mean you want to see the pictures I have of the crime? Go fuck yourself, better yet, go get your own pictures." You are truly a genius and polite, there is no way that a shit head such as yourself would steal something from someone below you. Some people's kids.

Am I reading this correctly? It's rather early so I just want to be clear. You are comparing a video game to a criminal trial? Are you out of your damn mind? And who the fuck takes pictures of themselves committing crimes?

You want logs, issue a subpoena.

[LiQuid]

Originally Posted by whukes [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Ok P99 detective just calm down. What do you need to see from my logs, me engaging Hadden and kylok doing nothing except for attacking Axe Broadsmith after Hadden dies?

Actually, who the fuck are you to demand logs from me? Get your own damn logs.

Screens and logs just make it more entertaining for us, the loyal readers of forum drama. You don't owe us anything, but you sounded super excited about your first drama thread, I figured you would want to make the most of it!

For those of us of us that do fashion ourselves as Junior Detectives, logs and screens help establish a non-afk presence at the camp both before the time of the pop and at the time of the kill. GMs are pretty good at figuring this kinda thing out since they have better logs than either of you could keep, but it's still fun to get involved. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Flamewraith]

Originally Posted by whukes [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Am I reading this correctly? It's rather early so I just want to be clear. You are comparing a video game to a criminal trial? Are you out of your damn mind? And who the fuck takes pictures of themselves committing crimes?

You want logs, issue a subpoena.

What I'm getting at is that you are going about proving your innocence the wrong way. You got defensive that people were prosecuting you, but when asked for evidence of innocence you instead exploded and pushed everything away. There is no point in talking to you, I literally think you're an immature idiot. Hopefully a GM will log on and reimburse the other guy and punish you for being a dumb shit.

[whukes]

Originally Posted by LiQuid [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Screens and logs just make it more entertaining for us, the loyal readers of forum drama. You don't owe us anything, but you sounded super excited about your first drama thread, I figured you would want to make the most of it!

For those of us of us that do fashion ourselves as Junior Detectives, logs and screens help establish a non-afk presence at the camp both before the time of the pop and at the time of the kill. GMs are pretty good at figuring this kinda thing out since they have better logs than either of you could keep, but it's still fun to get involved. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I like your style. Here's what I have. Not sure wtf this tells you except that I am out of food and drink. I highlighted the other dude in bold.

[Sun Jun 30 07:42:21 2013] You are thirsty.
[Sun Jun 30 07:42:21 2013] You are hungry.
[Sun Jun 30 07:42:21 2013] You are out of food and drink.
[Sun Jun 30 07:43:07 2013] You are thirsty.
[Sun Jun 30 07:43:07 2013] You are hungry.
[Sun Jun 30 07:43:07 2013] You are out of food and drink.
[Sun Jun 30 07:43:53 2013] You are thirsty.
[Sun Jun 30 07:43:53 2013] You are hungry.
[Sun Jun 30 07:43:53 2013] You are out of food and drink.
[Sun Jun 30 07:44:39 2013] You are thirsty.
[Sun Jun 30 07:44:39 2013] You are hungry.
[Sun Jun 30 07:44:39 2013] You are out of food and drink.
[Sun Jun 30 07:45:25 2013] You are thirsty.
[Sun Jun 30 07:45:25 2013] You are hungry.
[Sun Jun 30 07:45:25 2013] You are out of food and drink.
[Sun Jun 30 07:46:11 2013] You are thirsty.
[Sun Jun 30 07:46:11 2013] You are hungry.
[Sun Jun 30 07:46:11 2013] You are out of food and drink.
[Sun Jun 30 07:46:28 2013] Rephas begins to cast a spell.
[Sun Jun 30 07:46:57 2013] You are thirsty.
[Sun Jun 30 07:46:57 2013] You are hungry.
[Sun Jun 30 07:46:57 2013] You are out of food and drink.
[Sun Jun 30 07:47:43 2013] You are thirsty.
[Sun Jun 30 07:47:43 2013] You are hungry.
[Sun Jun 30 07:47:43 2013] You are out of food and drink.
[Sun Jun 30 07:47:48 2013] Rephas begins to cast a spell.
[Sun Jun 30 07:48:27 2013] Rephas begins to cast a spell.
[Sun Jun 30 07:48:30 2013] You are thirsty.
[Sun Jun 30 07:48:30 2013] You are hungry.
[Sun Jun 30 07:48:30 2013] You are out of food and drink.
[Sun Jun 30 07:49:16 2013] You are thirsty.
[Sun Jun 30 07:49:16 2013] You are hungry.
[Sun Jun 30 07:49:16 2013] You are out of food and drink.
[Sun Jun 30 07:50:02 2013] You are thirsty.
[Sun Jun 30 07:50:02 2013] You are hungry.
[Sun Jun 30 07:50:02 2013] You are out of food and drink.
[Sun Jun 30 07:50:35 2013] Rephas begins to cast a spell.
[Sun Jun 30 07:50:48 2013] You are thirsty.
[Sun Jun 30 07:50:48 2013] You are hungry.
[Sun Jun 30 07:50:48 2013] You are out of food and drink.
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:16 2013] You begin casting Enstill.
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:18 2013] Hadden says, 'Ah.. Though you appear so puny, I'm sure your flesh will make good bait!'
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:18 2013] Hadden's feet adhere to the ground.
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:20 2013] You haven't recovered yet...
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:20 2013] You haven't recovered yet...
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:20 2013] You haven't recovered yet...
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:20 2013] You haven't recovered yet...
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:20 2013] You haven't recovered yet...
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:21 2013] You haven't recovered yet...
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:21 2013] You haven't recovered yet...
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:21 2013] You begin casting Inferno Shock.
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:24 2013] Axe Broadsmith says 'Defend yourself!!'
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:25 2013] Hadden was hit by non-melee for 249 points of damage.
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:25 2013] Hadden's skin ignites.
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:27 2013] You haven't recovered yet...
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:27 2013] You haven't recovered yet...
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:27 2013] You haven't recovered yet...
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:27 2013] Katanagatari says, 'Err'
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:27 2013] You begin casting Inferno Shock.
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:27 2013] You haven't recovered yet...
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:28 2013] You haven't recovered yet...
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:30 2013] Katanagatari says, 'This is my camp'
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:31 2013] Hadden was hit by non-melee for 249 points of damage.
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:31 2013] Hadden's skin ignites.
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:32 2013] You haven't recovered yet...
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:33 2013] You haven't recovered yet...
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:33 2013] You haven't recovered yet...
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:33 2013] You haven't recovered yet...
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:33 2013] You haven't recovered yet...
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:33 2013] You haven't recovered yet...
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:34 2013] You are out of food and drink.
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:34 2013] You haven't recovered yet...
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:34 2013] You begin casting Inferno Shock.
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:34 2013] You haven't recovered yet...
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:37 2013] Hadden was hit by non-melee for 61 points of damage.
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:37 2013] Hadden's skin ignites.
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:39 2013] You haven't recovered yet...
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:39 2013] You haven't recovered yet...
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:39 2013] You haven't recovered yet...
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:39 2013] You haven't recovered yet...
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:40 2013] Katanagatari tells you, 'hey'
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:40 2013] You haven't recovered yet...
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:40 2013] You haven't recovered yet...
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:40 2013] You haven't recovered yet...
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:40 2013] You begin casting Inferno Shock.
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:40 2013] You haven't recovered yet...
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:40 2013] You haven't recovered yet...
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:41 2013] You haven't recovered yet...
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:41 2013] You haven't recovered yet...
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:41 2013] You haven't recovered yet...
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:41 2013] You haven't recovered yet...
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:44 2013] Hadden was hit by non-melee for 249 points of damage.
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:44 2013] Hadden's skin ignites.
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:46 2013] You haven't recovered yet...
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:47 2013] Your faction standing with AntoniusBayle got worse.
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:47 2013] Your faction standing with CircleofUnseenHands got better.
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:47 2013] Your faction standing with CoalitionofTradeFolk got worse.
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:47 2013] Your faction standing with GuardsofQeynos got worse.
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:47 2013] Your faction standing with MerchantsofQeynos got worse.
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:47 2013] You gain experience!!
[Sun Jun 30 07:51:47 2013] Hadden says 'Arrrhhh.. The Merchants of Qeynos.. are many.. and powerful.. ..you won't get away.. with.. this.. hor.. orr.. rible.. .. ..'

[LiQuid]

Ok, so from what I see, since the other guy, Katanawhatever didn't do anything other that say it was his camp here is what I assume happened.

Katanadude parked in Qhills however many hours ago expecting he could AFK camp while checking in every now and then and probably tabbed out to watch cat videos on Youtube.

Lil Wizard rolled up or logged in when he know Hadden was going to pop, watched the other guy not engage for an unspecified amount of time then went to work.

Katuaagfogiahrg hears someone nuking, tabs back over and curses his luck as Hadden popped when he was in the middle of watching Mittens romp in an empty box. He proceeds to make a limp claim to the camp and then comes here to tell us about how he was KS'd even tho he made no attempt to engage the mob at any time because he was beaten to it even tho he had allegedly been sitting there for 6 hours.

Anybody have anything to clarify or add to this?

[whukes]

Originally Posted by Flamewraith [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What I'm getting at is that you are going about proving your innocence the wrong way. You got defensive that people were prosecuting you, but when asked for evidence of innocence you instead exploded and pushed everything away. There is no point in talking to you, I literally think you're an immature idiot. Hopefully a GM will log on and reimburse the other guy and punish you for being a dumb shit.

Ok buddy. You pulled out your jump to conclusions mat and hoped karma would rip me a new ass. I think you should edit that to say asshole instead of ass. If you ripped my ass, a new hole would appear but not two entirely new butt cheeks. And I think we can both agree that an ass is an asshole + cheeks not just the hole.

Just my opinion though.

[whukes]

Originally Posted by LiQuid [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Ok, so from what I see, since the other guy, Katanawhatever didn't do anything other that say it was his camp here is what I assume happened.

Katanadude parked in Qhills however many hours ago expecting he could AFK camp while checking in every now and then and probably tabbed out to watch cat videos on Youtube.

Lil Wizard rolled up or logged in when he know Hadden was going to pop, watched the other guy not engage for an unspecified amount of time then went to work.

Katuaagfogiahrg hears someone nuking, tabs back over and curses his luck as Hadden popped when he was in the middle of watching Mittens romp in an empty box. He proceeds to make a limp claim to the camp and then comes here to tell us about how he was KS'd even tho he made no attempt to engage the mob at any time because he was beaten to it even tho he had allegedly been sitting there for 6 hours.

Anybody have anything to clarify or add to this?

Now this is some fine detective work.