How does YOUR train rank?

[dallammarr]

Got this from a post on the RIFT forums, thought it fit perfectly here :-P

From the Club Fu guild boards on the Bristlebane server in EQ1: (disclaimer: this was just for fun)


PULLING
You are the puller. -10 pts
Group does not know you are the puller. +15 pts
Group does not know you are pulling. +10 pts
Group deliberately misled into thinking you are NOT pulling. +50 pts
Did you pull while group members were AFK? +5 pts per AFK member
Was it the Enchanter or Cleric? +10 pt bonus

WARNINGS
Did you shout a warning to the zone before the train hit? -20 pts
Did you shout a warning to the zone after the train hit? +30 pts
Did you claim, after the train, that you DID shout a warning before the train, even though you didn't? +40 pts
Did you warn your group a train was coming? -10 pts
Was it cryptic? ("Ummm...", "OMG", "3 inc I think", "may be an add", etc) +10 pts
Did you mislead your group into thinking a train was NOT coming? +20 pts

CONTENT
Number of mobs? +10 pts per mob above four
Did any of the mobs summon? +10 pts
Did any of the mobs HT/DT? +10 pts
Did they HT/DT someone else? +20 pts
Was it the bard? +30 pts
Did your train contain any "named" mobs or rare spawns? +30 pts
Did your train contain any Deities? (NOTE - Claiming you saw God during the training does not count) +40 pts
Did your train contain representatives of more than 50% of all mob types in that zone? +25 pts

IMPACT!
WTH? from witnesses. +5 pts each
WTF? from witnesses. +10 pts each
OMG! from witnesses. +5 pts each
OMFG! from witnesses. +10 pts each
Did you force any Monks/SK's/Necros to FD? +5 pts each
Did you force any Clerics to DA? +10 pts each

EVASION
Did you survive your own train? +50 pts
Did you self-inflict damage and/or zone to fake your own death in order to soften incoming accusations? +20 pts
Survivors in group who did not use FD or zone to evade death. -30 pts each

AFTERMATH
Did you claim responsibility for your train? -10 pts
Regret it? -50 pts
Brag about it? +50 pts
Blame lag? +10 pts
Blame the bard? +10 pts
Did they buy it? +30 pts

No confirmed deaths. -200 pts
Confirmed deaths. +20 pts per death
Were any deaths from classes that have Feign Death (MNK, SHD, NEC)? +20 pts each
Were any victims looting their corpses from a previous death when your train hit? +50 pts

Number of insulting/accusatory tells from train victims/witnesses. +10 pts each
Number of congratulatory tells from Monks, SK's, Rangers or other pullers. +20 pts each
Number of tells from victims rendered incoherent by rage. +25 pts each

Petitioned? +20 pts
Did you OOC/shout to the zone that trains in EQ "are a fact of life" or other similar rationalization? +10 pts
NOW were you petitioned? +40 pts
Did any victims/groupmembers quit EQ for the night? +30 pts each
Quit EQ, period? +100 pts

FOR EXPERTS ONLY
Guides killed? +40 pts each
GM's killed? +60 pts each
Verant/GM-Admins killed? x2 Multiplier
Did recovery from your train require Verant CS representatives to summon corpses/reset spawns? +50 pts

Total group wipeout. +50 pts per group
Total raid wipeout. x1.5 Multiplier
Did you ruin an RP event? +60 pts
Was it a wedding? +100 pts
Was it YOUR wedding? +200 pts

[Abacab niggah]

Pulling +50

Warnings +40

Impact +25

Evasion +50

Aftermath +50

Deaths +90

Insults +55

Petition +90

Expert +50

Wipesouts +110 x 1.5 = 165


Total:
665

[Alawen Everywhere]

I seriously loled repeatedly at this list. Thanks for reposting and mad props to the original writer, wherever he or she may be.

[Abacab niggah]

I believe I have the hi-score

Try to beat the wizard y'all

[Rhalous]

This is good stuff.

[Bubbles]

lol oh the memories this brings back.

[Slayde]

Originally Posted by dallammarr [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Was it a wedding? +100 pts
Was it YOUR wedding? +200 pts

Ah, the memories indeed. lol

[Lazortag]

This is amazing. I'll consult this list if ever I train someone accidentally (or purposely? Oo la la). I've definitely been guilty of many of the things on that list.

[Farlis]

id train my own wedding

[Juvir]

Originally Posted by Slayde [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Ah, the memories indeed. lol

Yes indeed. I trained a wedding once, not mine, ended up wiping out my entire GUILD, who were all in attendance. That was an epic train...It should be noted, Skyfire is NOT a suitable place for a wedding!