Joke time

[shovelquest]

Originally Posted by Reiwa [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It's super dumb and I hate it but I'm pretty sure that fear, if validated, is lawful grounds to seek and be granted asylum in the US by law.

You can't be a gang banger, then come to America and say "plz dont send me back or ill go to jail or be killed by rival gangs."

We're not some no extradition country.

[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by shovelquest [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You can't be a gang banger, then come to America and say "plz dont send me back or ill go to jail or be killed by rival gangs."

We're not some no extradition country.

Disclaimer: Grok is not a lawyer

gang gang

[atomicpaul]

if the pigs are the ones who say someone is in a gang, you should not believe them. they lie. every black & hispanic person ever who has a tattoo is in a gang according to the pigs.

[Trexller]

Originally Posted by atomicpaul [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

if the pigs are the ones who say someone is in a gang, you should not believe them. they lie. every black & hispanic person ever who has a tattoo is in a gang according to the pigs.

Nor is every cross painted on a frat boy a white spremacist tattoo

[Duik]

I was in a calm group of motor bicyclists. We had a great group of peeps. Called it R.A.G.E. Riverlands Associated Gyroscopic Enthusiasts. Lulz.

We organised rallys, a trek along winding roads with an organised destination with firewood, bbq plates and sometimes even a band on a truck. It became quite well known.

Eventually one member allowed us the use of his small property for a clubhouse. Nuffin flashy, just a hub with a fridge, stereo and a scoreboard of who was the current "handbag" recipient. Handbag was awarded to the softest rider of that month.

We were not in any way a 1%er group.

A very much 1%er group of worms came in to the clubhouse one arvo so we welcomed them. They pulled their big boy guns out and basically took it. Cops here were in their pockets so it was pointless to go there.

Many shitbox harleys had mysterious problems after that incident. I imagine id be targeted by a "gangster group" if i was sent prison too. I am not a gangster.

You dont need to be a gangster to be targetted by gangster.

Cool story bro.

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Originally Posted by Trexller [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

doesn't it have to be fear of your home government?

can indian people seek asylum if they are afraid of being eaten by tigers or getting buckets of piss thrown on them in the streets?

can every woman in the UK and west europe claim asylum because they are afraid of being raped by muslim gangs?

Fear of global warming?

Fear of getting older?

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Originally Posted by NopeNopeNopeNope [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Fear of global warming?

Fear of getting older?

Fear that my penis is shrinking?

One time had this as a legitimate request for counseling. Person was DD though

[atomicpaul]

Originally Posted by Trexller [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Nor is every cross painted on a frat boy a white spremacist tattoo

let me know when the pigs start systematically oppressing frat boys, i'd literally enjoy the shit out of that.

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

If anyone have any unresolved gay subconscious thoughts it’s frat bros. Too many times hazing involves sexually assaulting with broom handles

Happened at my stepcousin’s school and causes a huge scandal that made the national news. He was literally raped with a broom handle. When I heard about it I was like HTF, I would have fought to the death. Apparently 4 guys held him down. Even then, once you let me up it’s killing time….

Their justification was “well it happened to me, so why should I have to be the last one to have it happen to?”

[Trexller]

Originally Posted by atomicpaul [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

let me know when the pigs start systematically oppressing frat boys, i'd literally enjoy the shit out of that.

frat boys don't commit capital crimes just because someone scuffed their shoe