Yikes....USA fail to qualify for the biggest sports event on Earth...

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Originally Posted by shokar [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

this thread blows asshole

You can just stop reading simpleton. You really are a nobody if you're striving to be a somebody in a dead server with 40 people left on it. You feels? Enjoy the pvp LOL [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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Fun fact about soccer most players play for 6-8 clubs in their career and in various countries due to the lack of loyalty from the fans or clubs. Clubs could also sale their players for cash. These people wonder why we set trends and stay away from their silly traditions.

*throws on Benjamin franklin wig and heads to parliament*

[mickmoranis]

you know, america is better cus of the nfl

but the amount of snowflakes kinda balances it out so we're almost as pussy as a country that likes soccer.

[Beastagoog]

Lol.

Lotta mad in this thread coz US Teenage Ninja Mutant didnt make it to the world cup.

It's okay there's always in 4 years time.

*drinks beer* watches 25 guys run on to field for 1 set play. Waits 5 minutes for 1 play.

25 men leave the field...wait for 25 new players to run on.

*walks to stadium bar buys another beer*

*walks back to seat*

*sits down in time for setplay*

*45 minutes later someone scores a touch down*

*passing out in the heat*

*goes buys another beer*

*wishes he grew up with better traditions*

*watches rugby on his phone*

*looks at his parents and wonders where they went wrong and picking their national sport*

*buys another beer*

[Beastagoog]

*4 hours later exits the stadium*

*goes home to watch Hawaii 5-O*

[AzzarTheGod]

Originally Posted by Chaboo_Cleric [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If you come to the states and talk about soccer you will fit in with the illegal populations and all other alpha males will laugh at you and know of you true kangaroo habbits

lmao real talk tho. soccer talk in the US just makes you a poser, a hipster from Harvard University, or an illegal immigrant.

white scene kids dickriding soccer to sound globalist and sophisticated is cringe af

[mickmoranis]

I still cant believe people watch the sport where men fall down and pretend like someone kicked their shin real hard.

Soccer should remind people that we need world wars, and nothing else.

[Beastagoog]

Been a good thread.
Successful by red99 standards.
But it's run it's course.

Till the next one.

[Beastagoog]

Originally Posted by Jazzy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Can you get me holly valance's phone number by any chance?

Her home address will do

She lives in the UK now? Married some super rich dude for love.