J-Boots Giveaway Thread

[KnuckleSangwich]

"I love the F5 key...it's just so...refreshing!"

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[Woodheart]

Colonel Sandurz
[viewing the Spaceballs video]
DARK HELMET: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
COL. SANDERS: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
DARK HELMET: What happened to then?
COL. SANDERS: We passed then.
DARK HELMET: When?
COL. SANDERS: Just now. We're at now, now.
DARK HELMET: Go back to then.
COL. SANDERS: When?
DARK HELMET: Now!
COL. SANDERS: Now?
DARK HELMET: Now!
COL. SANDERS: I can't.
DARK HELMET: Why?
COL. SANDERS: We missed it.
DARK HELMET: When?
COL. SANDERS: Just now.
DARK HELMET: When will then be now?
COL. SANDERS: Soon.

[Jenithia]

"Sheeeeeit, if this gon' be that kinda party I'ma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes." -Mantan Moreland

or click to 1:39 on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smrJ7459pj0

[Itap]

Oh, Sally, it's not what's gotten into me, it's what's gotten into Oprah! My seed, son! Ha ha ha ha! I'm rich, bitch! Ha ha ha!

Dave Chappelle

[enr4ged]

"The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it."
-Neil deGrasse Tyson

[Sularus Oth Mithas]

Originally Posted by LetTheWookieWin [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Don't really want the boots, but I do want to play!

"It's a trick. Get an axe."

Ash in Army of Darkness

Not sure how this could not 100% be the winner every single time, it seems unfair to even post it...

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tanks of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it."

Jake and Elwood in The Blues Brothers

Can't really complete with the Blues Brothers, you are right.

[Atmas]

There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary, and those who don't.

[Sularus Oth Mithas]

Originally Posted by Jenithia [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

"Sheeeeeit, if this gon' be that kinda party I'ma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes." -Mantan Moreland

or click to 1:39 on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smrJ7459pj0

Never gets old.

[Brutal_X]

Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.

[Swish]

Originally Posted by Woodheart [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Colonel Sandurz
[viewing the Spaceballs video]
DARK HELMET: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
COL. SANDERS: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
DARK HELMET: What happened to then?
COL. SANDERS: We passed then.
DARK HELMET: When?
COL. SANDERS: Just now. We're at now, now.
DARK HELMET: Go back to then.
COL. SANDERS: When?
DARK HELMET: Now!
COL. SANDERS: Now?
DARK HELMET: Now!
COL. SANDERS: I can't.
DARK HELMET: Why?
COL. SANDERS: We missed it.
DARK HELMET: When?
COL. SANDERS: Just now.
DARK HELMET: When will then be now?
COL. SANDERS: Soon.

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