Chestplate of Vindication Appearance

[Encroaching Death]

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[Octavian]

Thank. Bless.

[Chortles Snortles]

why can't it be two bros helpin each other out!?!?
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[Octavian]

Why can't two bros be helping each other out to mutual orgasm? Why everything need a label?

[pijan]

I don't want to be over dramatic, but it makes me want to gouge my owns eyes out and light myself on fire.

[Encroaching Death]

I'm as straight as the driven snow BUT(T)

It kind of bums me out that I will most likely die without sucking at least one dick.

It's just something I wanted to try, like snow skiing or painting planets with spray paint like the street artists do.

No homo, I'm just curious how bad it tastes so I can sympathize with the women that I force to perform it on me after I've eaten Taco Bell at 2am.

[Octavian]

Originally Posted by Encroaching Death [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'm as straight as the driven snow BUT(T)

It kind of bums me out that I will most likely die without sucking at least one dick.

It's just something I wanted to try, like snow skiing or painting planets with spray paint like the street artists do.

No homo, I'm just curious how bad it tastes so I can sympathize with the women that I force to perform it on me after I've eaten Taco Bell at 2am.

Are you decent looking? Would probably be pretty easy to check this off the bucket list.

Also, "that I force to perform it on me" >.> ummm

[Octavian]

Also, re: "how bad it tastes" - go with a guy who showers regularly? It's skin. Should taste like the rest of their body (or better) if they know how to wash properly.

[aussenseiter]

Originally Posted by Octavian [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Also, re: "how bad it tastes" - go with a guy who showers regularly? It's skin. Should taste like the rest of their body (or better) if they know how to wash properly.

I think even a clean one would taste salty, whether from residual urethral matter or the pre-orgasmic fluid itself.

[Octavian]

Originally Posted by aussenseiter [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I think even a clean one would taste salty, whether from residual urethral matter or the pre-orgasmic fluid itself.

Nah, only salty if there's lots of "pre-orgasmic fluid," as you call it lol but plenty of guys stay dry until climax

And "residual urethral matter" gets washed away if a guy knows how to clean himself.